seriously dude get over it and go at it(if she's up for that), turn the lights off, go wild while that raunchy yet titillating scent fills the air, and when your done admire that pollock like artwork that used to be the bed sheets---PASKIINGSUCKS
12? That's nasty. It's not about the size, it's about the angle of the tip of the slice. If it's sliced in 12 pieces, the tips are just too thin and will get all saggy. And apart from that they'll get really messy if you don't have pro pizza cutting skills.
If it is really small, I do 4. Other than that, it's eight all the way.
I know for a fact that the term pizza 'slice' comes from a slice of weed, being an 8th of an ounce. 8 slices make an ounce, 8 pieces make a pizza. Get with the program children, I know it all.
Totally bullshitting on the last one. Just seeing how mad I can make people.
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8 because i used to work at a pizza place and i would always fuck up when i tried to cut the small pizzas into 6 slices and would have unevenly sized slices, it might have had something to do with the fact that i would get hammered while working but also its pretty hard to do sober
I don't cut my pizza into slices, I just fold the pizza in half and wing it.
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8 fo sho. and i love folding them in half into a nummy sammich
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90% of the time I cut it into 8 slices, but sometimes I'll do it in quarters for the hell of it. Of the two pizza places I order from regularly though, one makes square pizzas, and the other makes the pizzas so big that they have to cut it into like 16 pieces, so yeah...
imagine if your dick was so long you could wear it as a belt. Ive always had this stupid thought that a girl would come up to rub it because it was such a nice belt. Then you would get a boner and it would whip out and slap her.Just a thought. -radtad
i cut it so each slice is π/4. if im feelin hungry (stoney) its π/2.
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