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Things that should come with warranties...

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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
Puppies
Cocaine
Condoms
Your spouse's vagina
Pencils
Babies

List what you can think of.
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Mar 6 2011 12:42AM
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AGOF
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 3,602
oh joy, finally unbanned
Mar 6 2011 12:43AM
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NWPA
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 165
Cocaine? Enlighten me
Mar 6 2011 12:45AM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
When it comes with insane amounts baby powder instead of the good stuff.
Mar 6 2011 12:46AM
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NWPA
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 165
Oh, I hate it when that shit happens.
Mar 6 2011 12:55AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
anuses. i tear those fuckers apart.

uhhh. no homo.
Mar 6 2011 12:58AM
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Broken_Rides
Posts: 334 - Karma: 224
dirt bikes
Mar 6 2011 5:41AM
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Mormor_Olga
Posts: 259 - Karma: 34
Babies
Mar 6 2011 5:43AM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
GoPros, Taco bell, Beer, skull candY(more than 1 return), season passes to resorts if they close the canyon on a pow day, time invested in girls, gas, socks, water balloons, gum, and yeah.
Mar 6 2011 5:47AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
pot
Mar 6 2011 5:47AM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
Potatoes
Mar 6 2011 5:53AM
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buddychaps
Posts: 1817 - Karma: 583
shit. specifically diarrhea. hate that shit
Mar 6 2011 6:12AM
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BIGben*
Posts: 1942 - Karma: 8
Weed,ALL skis,girls,winter,pow days.
Mar 6 2011 6:37AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
yeah can i get trade in or what
Mar 6 2011 8:20AM
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TylerMacDonald
Posts: 251 - Karma: 162
Toilets man, I have obliterated a few in the past /claim
Mar 6 2011 9:37AM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
high performance clutches

seriously- I pay more than a grand for a clutch that shit better hold- especially if I do the proper break in and baby it for 1000 miles-

next car I build it tilton twin disk however
Mar 6 2011 9:56AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
various body parts
Mar 6 2011 10:06AM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,314
I was going to say exactly the same thing. I could use like 3 replacements right now
Mar 6 2011 10:09AM
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tall_t
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 15

suspects with lifetime warrenty

Mar 6 2011 10:25AM
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SneakyTurtle
Posts: 228 - Karma: 30
Razor blades.
My facial hair is really coarse, and those things are expensive. I want to get free ones if I don't get a decent amount of use out of them.
Mar 6 2011 12:26PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,296
dildos
Mar 6 2011 12:27PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
my liver. ugh.
Mar 6 2011 12:32PM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,540
puppies.  (read thread in ski gabber)
Mar 6 2011 12:35PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
i swear poonanie gets off on creating multi page threads


Mar 6 2011 12:43PM
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