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Best Pick up lines

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Fischer_Pro
Posts: 52 - Karma: 13
what are your best pick lines and the most funny ones?
Mar 5 2011 2:20AM
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240sxKid
Posts: 733 - Karma: 3
you dtf?
Mar 5 2011 2:21AM
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Jibbidy
Posts: 787 - Karma: 19
The best? "Hi"
Mar 5 2011 2:31AM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 177
i always use whats cookin' good lookin'
Mar 5 2011 2:36AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
Hi there, how are things? Can I pee in your butt?
Mar 5 2011 2:39AM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
hello there, that dress/blouse/shirt is very becoming on you, but if i were on you i'd be cumming too.
Mar 5 2011 2:44AM
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Just_Send_It
Posts: 4758 - Karma: 971
how dare you!
Mar 5 2011 2:48AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
She's a nice lady!
Mar 5 2011 2:49AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51293 - Karma: 157,939
I've got some coke, wanna fuck?


No joke, shit works
Mar 5 2011 2:50AM
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Just_Send_It
Posts: 4758 - Karma: 971
Better...

Don't ever fuck with Jwenz's line. ever.
Mar 5 2011 2:50AM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
Hey can i fuck your face??
Mar 5 2011 3:10AM
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Bethune
Posts: 435 - Karma: 26
Did you fart because you just blew me away
Mar 5 2011 3:35AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
did it hurt when you fell from heaven? because i got an erection
Mar 5 2011 4:01AM
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.AR6rider
Posts: 444 - Karma: -106
i put the std in stud, all i need is u
Mar 5 2011 4:09AM
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