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THE OFFICIAL "WHAT IF" thread

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.seb.
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IN this thread post your "what if" questions or answer other peoples "what if" questions.
Here are mine.

What if the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki never happened?

What if 2012 does happen?

What if we look like aliens to other planets with life?

What if females were always "dominant"?

What if cats were mans best friend?

What if newschoolers didn't exist?

Hopefully this thread goes somewhere

Mar 4 2011 11:36PM
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Mike-O
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What if Anathema was actually Megan Fox?
Mar 5 2011 1:11PM
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.seb.
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this is wayyy to much for me to handle. ill do it laterr
Mar 5 2011 1:52PM
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yuck
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what if whenever a person sneezed, six yellow hamsters fell from the sky somewhere randomly on earth
Mar 5 2011 1:56PM
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ORDEAL
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There would be waaay too many yellow hamsters on earth
Mar 5 2011 1:59PM
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.AR6rider.
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1. My girlfriend, my old college roommate, and maybe my brother
2. An acoustic guitar, my watch, can books count as one item?, a bike, ummmm ipod?
3. Watermelon, red grapes, cucumbers, onions, bell peppers, broccoli
4. Cow
4 again. Alcoholic: probably vodka or rum, non-alcoholic: Sprite Zero
5. i'd build a sick ass hut and a hammock
6. Warm and sunny, but not very humid or ridiculously hot
7. Daily routine: wake up, ride bike, run, swim, etc, work on shelter, read, drink, get tan, play guitar, eat, have sex, take a nap, have more sex, drink more, attempt to read, eat, sleep, not necessarily in that order every day, with the exception of waking up and working out.
Mar 5 2011 2:08PM
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.seb.
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what if the south pole was the north pole and the north pole was the south pole?
Mar 5 2011 10:46PM
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skithesprings
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*turns map upside down*

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....
Mar 5 2011 10:50PM
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The.Ginger
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WHAT IF WE WERE ALL IN LIMBO?
Mar 5 2011 11:42PM
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LS.
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what if you die in limbo
Mar 6 2011 4:06AM
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introvert
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what if I did your mom?
Mar 6 2011 4:10AM
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Anathema
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guess id have to call you daddy

what if every home in north america had a monkey butler?
Mar 6 2011 4:15AM
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feihlination
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we over here in europe would be jealous as fuck
Mar 6 2011 5:23AM
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Mormor_Olga
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What if the trololoman had never trololol'd
Mar 6 2011 5:46AM
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SgtSteamy
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What if I could look past my own God damned insecurities which would enable me to have a steady relationship with a nice girl?

What if I gave an effort?
Mar 6 2011 6:18AM
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jib_ski
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what if limbo didnt exist......
Mar 6 2011 6:42AM
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switchington
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ooh ya last one wasn't >730,000 years ago or anything.

next.
Mar 6 2011 7:48AM
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LordWang
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you know around 40,000 POWs were saved due to truman having the balls to drop the bomb? apparently the japanese were going to kill all POWs if truman decided to invade instead. aint that some shit.
Mar 6 2011 8:00AM
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feihlination
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so why dont drop it on lybia right now?

blablabla, civilian/military casualties higher in an invasion-scenario, blablabla, still hundreds of thousands people died an awfully dishonorable death, millions dying from the aftermath.

there are always two sides, and "your" 40000 POWs aint shit imo.
Mar 6 2011 11:26AM
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cwillygood
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he would get bored and be a skier
Mar 6 2011 11:30AM
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B-runge
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fuckin lol'd
Mar 6 2011 11:34AM
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JamesR
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lol
Mar 6 2011 11:37AM
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steep
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What if suddam hussien wasn't a crazy fuck?
Mar 6 2011 11:54AM
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Moo
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what if tanner never broke his ankles?



Mar 6 2011 12:10PM
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.seb.
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woah.
Mar 6 2011 1:53PM
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Rafaelzz
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what if weed was deadly?
Mar 6 2011 3:17PM
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Lemuel
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What if dick was the singular form of the word? Oh wait, it is.
Mar 6 2011 6:09PM
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cwillygood
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anathema? idk who that is
Mar 6 2011 6:14PM
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the.cheat
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this is the scenario ,

you're stranded on a remote island somewhere tropical - small, with beautiful sandy beaches and mostly jungle further inland - with zero outside contact with the world. no electricity, no phones, no internet, all that jazz, and you're only there for one month. after one month's time you are going to be rescued and you know that there are no threats on the island, no dangers, and no people, animals, or any life at all (outside fish swimming in the surrounding ocean). and you are provided with water, a fishing rod, a pan, and fire, so no there is no real threat of death.

so my questions are:-

1. who are three people you'd want to take to the island with you?girlfriend, friend mark and friend mitchell

2. what are five personal items you'd want to take with you?birth control or something for her, knife and machete and thing of rope so i can build shit, paper and pen

3. if given an unlimited supply for your stay, what three fruits and three vegetables would you want to have?
apples, oranges, grapes. potatoes (i think theyre veggies) carrots and i dont know. suprise me

4. what one animal would you want to have for the purpose of eating (lets say it's already dead and just needs to be cut up and fried)a cow. a big kobi beef cow.

4. aside from the water provided, what one alcoholic and one non-alcoholic drink would you want to have with you?
pepsi and red wine

5. what kind of shelter would you build for yourself and friends, given that you are stranded on an island with limited supplies (rope, wood, bamboo, some brush for a roof / bedding)? something elevated off of the sand, bamboo floor, and thatch roof

6. what would you want the weather to be like? partly cloudy, 70-80 and a rainy day every few days.

7. what would your daily routine consist of? what are some of the things you'd do while you were there?
i would chill and sleep with my gf, build sweet shit with mark and make fun of shit and chill with mitchell
Mar 6 2011 8:15PM
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the.cheat
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this is the scenario ,

you're stranded on a remote island somewhere tropical - small, with beautiful sandy beaches and mostly jungle further inland - with zero outside contact with the world. no electricity, no phones, no internet, all that jazz, and you're only there for one month. after one month's time you are going to be rescued and you know that there are no threats on the island, no dangers, and no people, animals, or any life at all (outside fish swimming in the surrounding ocean). and you are provided with water, a fishing rod, a pan, and fire, so no there is no real threat of death.

so my questions are:-

1. who are three people you'd want to take to the island with you?girlfriend, friend mark and friend mitchell

2. what are five personal items you'd want to take with you?birth control or something for her, knife and machete and thing of rope so i can build shit, paper and pen

3. if given an unlimited supply for your stay, what three fruits and three vegetables would you want to have?
apples, oranges, grapes. potatoes (i think theyre veggies) carrots and i dont know. suprise me

4. what one animal would you want to have for the purpose of eating (lets say it's already dead and just needs to be cut up and fried)a cow. a big kobi beef cow.

4. aside from the water provided, what one alcoholic and one non-alcoholic drink would you want to have with you?
pepsi and red wine

5. what kind of shelter would you build for yourself and friends, given that you are stranded on an island with limited supplies (rope, wood, bamboo, some brush for a roof / bedding)? something elevated off of the sand, bamboo floor, and thatch roof

6. what would you want the weather to be like? partly cloudy, 70-80 and a rainy day every few days.

7. what would your daily routine consist of? what are some of the things you'd do while you were there?
i would chill and sleep with my gf, build sweet shit with mark and make fun of shit and chill with mitchell
Mar 6 2011 8:15PM
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Fluttershy
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what if dinner for shmucks was a good movie
Mar 6 2011 9:02PM
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Algebra
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what if anathemas milf thread delivered?
Mar 6 2011 9:07PM
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FBGM
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you would be thrown against a wall at 1000 mph.
Mar 6 2011 9:09PM
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541
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MIND FUCK


what if time didn't exist.





Mar 6 2011 9:17PM
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POWDER.RANGER
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you mean, "what if i grew a pair?"
Mar 6 2011 9:19PM
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KillaSeason
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hahaha
Mar 6 2011 9:20PM
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kinros14
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I'm German anyways, so I'd be fine.
Mar 6 2011 9:47PM
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dylanb
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What if Tanner Hall had gone faster?
Mar 6 2011 9:52PM
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tripnip
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there would be a historical thread titled "common newschooler bangs milf"
what if i passed langarts oh wait impossible new question
what if wars never happened and there was no such thing as territories and peoples property?
Mar 6 2011 9:56PM
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Jamestown
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What if your aunt had balls?
Mar 6 2011 9:57PM
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bluehouseskis
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1. Jake Rubaugh (friend who's good with out door stuff) A sushi chef (for good tasting fish) Adam Shoaf (hes strong)

2.Pocket knife, first aid kit, tarp, backpack, pillow

3.Oranges (Vitamin-C) Banana's (Potassium) Apples (d-vitamin's). Potatoes, celery, Broccoli

4. Deer. Venison is damn good eating.

5. I would dig it in about half way into the ground. So less material. I would make a small entrance but cover it all in brush/leaves. I would most likely make it towards the beach.

6.Sunny. (duh?)

7. Wake up, fish, look for food/ etc. Build stuff. eat fish some more.

Mar 7 2011 1:25AM
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Uah
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*when
Mar 7 2011 9:04AM
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mad.twatter
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I i've thought about this...
Mar 7 2011 9:11AM
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Holdenbro
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:[
Mar 7 2011 9:46AM
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Holdenbro
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youre creepin me out
Mar 7 2011 9:52AM
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Iget
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I ask myself these questions every day.
Mar 7 2011 10:22AM
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Dlud
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What if everybody sees in different colors. Like what I see is red is blue to you
Mar 7 2011 10:29AM
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F-Beezy
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dude WHAT IF a meotorite hit the ns database and there was no more NS

what if snow didnt exist

what if there wasnt a winter season

what if this thread didnt exist

Mar 7 2011 10:58AM
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kinros14
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Thay would be water
Mar 7 2011 11:45AM
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.seb.
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then who could?
Mar 7 2011 2:49PM
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