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How to blow $500

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munzer10
Posts: 63 - Karma: 24
just made $500, don't know what to spend it on
Mar 2 2011 11:56PM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
i feel like i actually did know that. must have been hungover for that 8:30 finance class on friday.
May 6 2011 9:08PM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,032
Haha I couldn't imagine taking a finance class. I would pull my hair out.
May 6 2011 9:11PM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
1) Buy your brother a porn subscription (standard one)
2) After 3 months, once your mum has realised what it is, change it for something slightly more kinky.
3) After another 3 months, go even more kinky
4) More kinky
5) More kinky
6) Digustingly kinky
7) Snuff
8) Watch your mum's reaction
9) Offer to make the porn stop arriving at your house for the very reasonable fee of $1000
May 6 2011 9:12PM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
I'm a freshman and we have a pretty strenuous business curriculum. We have to take GB112 our first semester, which is financial accounting and basic finance then GB212 the following semester which is managerial accounting and more advanced finance. sucks so much ass.
May 6 2011 9:14PM
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tall_t
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 15
save it in your bank
May 6 2011 9:47PM
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garret.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 586
im going to do that
May 6 2011 10:00PM
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garret.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 586
im going to do that
May 6 2011 10:00PM
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zagfan5
Posts: 2608 - Karma: 144
invest in stock thats guaranteed to grow. aka apple, starbucks, at&t, GE, LG,  ect..
May 6 2011 10:03PM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
apple is trading at 346.66 haha.
May 6 2011 10:09PM
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Park_Ranger
Posts: 3825 - Karma: 8,634
lol its $500, not $5000
May 6 2011 10:26PM
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Proze
Posts: 1094 - Karma: 7
i shoulda specified... those are all options you could do for 500. not all of them together haha
May 6 2011 11:21PM
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PAuL_Hellar
Posts: 1355 - Karma: 62
JORDANS
May 6 2011 11:36PM
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Park_Ranger
Posts: 3825 - Karma: 8,634
i see i see
May 7 2011 1:29AM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,032
Yeah I just don't have enough interest to take it that far. Definitely will benefit you in the long run.
May 7 2011 3:02AM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
well i sure hope so.
May 7 2011 3:07AM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,032
Dude my buddies mom has a masters in Finance and you would think they have millions but in reality she's just really really good at financing within their boundaries.
May 7 2011 3:09AM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
that's the point. it's all about living within your means. spend less than you make and you'll be just fine.
May 7 2011 3:15AM
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kungfusteeze
Posts: 700 - Karma: 47
Put away 300$. Spend 200$ on food or random shit.
May 7 2011 5:13AM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 518
put it in the bank and save it
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PROFIT
May 7 2011 5:34AM
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BIGben*
Posts: 1942 - Karma: 8
Drugs and hoeS
May 7 2011 8:35AM
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tripnip
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 482
fuck bitches
May 7 2011 10:54AM
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inb4butthurt
Posts: 191 - Karma: 19
YES
May 7 2011 10:57AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Buy your mother a nice present for tomorrow.
May 7 2011 10:58AM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
take a girl out for a real nice night. she will luhve you forever.
May 7 2011 11:29AM
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crunkiest
Posts: 369 - Karma: 21
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 7 2011 11:33AM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
if you have friends i suggest this
May 7 2011 11:49AM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,278
put it in a bank on 5% intrest and compound it daily and add 100 dollars each month for one year, by next may 7th you could have 1000 dollars and buy even more coke. just a suggestion
May 7 2011 12:01PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
those drips sound like a good idea.
May 7 2011 12:03PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
you could buy a tent like I just did

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May 7 2011 12:05PM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
that's intense
May 8 2011 10:35AM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
SILVER
May 8 2011 12:26PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
have you seen the slv charts in the last few days?
May 8 2011 12:51PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
I just read this in stewie griffin's voice and lold
May 8 2011 1:37PM
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BillyDwyre
Posts: 124 - Karma: 10
infallible
May 8 2011 1:38PM
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ben-jam-in
Posts: 97 - Karma: 628
give it to me...
May 8 2011 1:41PM
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WorthDaMoney
Posts: 1140 - Karma: 741
french keyboard?
May 8 2011 2:07PM
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PapaGoose
Posts: 65 - Karma: 10
Hahaha.
May 8 2011 3:20PM
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mark.p
Posts: 1422 - Karma: 10
2 chicks at the same time, man
May 8 2011 3:22PM
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Nico_G
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 15
1: Buy $500 work of cocaine
2: Sell it
3: Double your money
4: Repeat process
5: Profit?
May 8 2011 3:26PM
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TOK
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 2,540
Donate to NS. get like 10 ball things.
May 8 2011 3:29PM
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