Poem written by Michael higgans.
Sorry but newschoolers unstructured it."As the old saying goes, "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus", but who cares where they're from when they fondle your penis? The touch of a hand or a tongue will feel the same, no matter their appearance, origin, background, or name. I'll take any woman, any I can find, although I would prefer Mary-Kate and Ashley from 'Two of a Kind'. Think about it my friends, two twins in my bed, and I know they're anorexic, wouldn't hurt to be fed. But that's alright with me, looks don't really matter, I'd fuck them either way, skinny or fatter.
I'm desperate, see? Any woman would do, as long as they contain a nice pussy, a nice ass, and two succulent, delicious boobs. It's not genuine love that I'm searching for, no sir. I just want her to feel my dick, for her pussy to purr. Some people call me sick, they say I should burn in hell, rather than saying "good luck", or wishing me well. They don't want me to hurt some innocent girl, but I would never do that, just the thought makes me hurl. I would never take advantage of someone so innocent and sweet, before I would do that I would beat my meat to a picture of Taylor Jardine (Seriously, if you don't know who Taylor Jardine is, look her up. Cute as hell). It's not a nice girl I'm after, rather a stinky, putrid mutt, a girl with no good qualities, more commonly known as a slut.
Sluts can be white, black, brown, pink or almond. They can be skinny with big tits, or skinny with small ones. Sluts can be perky, preppy, or posh, with their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash. But other girls are pretty, funny, and smart, and they lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart. They can talk about science, music, or art; they can pull you together or they can pull you apart. So it's not one of these "other girls" I'm about to hurt, but rather a slut, a woman filled with semen and dirt.
But I need your help, so pick up your phone, there is no way I can find these sluts on my own. I'm incapable of doing the most simplest tasks, from washing the dishes to wiping my ass. I'm a desperate man, a man from Mars, looking for a woman from Venus, to suck on my penis. Good day, and God Bless America."
"Its too easy too give up in the things that are hard in life"