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How the hell do you pick up girls at the bar?

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.lubisaurous.
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no joke, shit sucks
Feb 25 2011 10:48PM
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GreenStezz
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I remember my first repost..........................
Feb 25 2011 10:49PM
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MacNsteaze
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if you have to ask...
Feb 25 2011 10:49PM
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Gnarshred
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Grab them by the waist and lift.














Sorry, just read the anti-joke thread...
Feb 25 2011 10:50PM
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ski93
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"does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Feb 25 2011 10:50PM
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Bonzalo
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You don´t
Feb 25 2011 10:51PM
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Z-Juice
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seems like how it's done
Feb 25 2011 10:58PM
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bryansbryan
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why are you so desperate to stick your tounge in some whale's mouth only to wake up with barnicles all over your dick the next morning with cotton mouth?
Feb 25 2011 10:58PM
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soup
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why are you so quick to hate on something that never happens to you though you wish it did?
Feb 25 2011 11:00PM
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An10a_Eng
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mustache.
Feb 25 2011 11:08PM
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GreenStezz
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https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/604632/ .........................
Feb 25 2011 11:10PM
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shibby
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You tell them lies.
Feb 25 2011 11:16PM
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moarplease
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"I'm from USC and I am on the football team"
Feb 25 2011 11:20PM
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PON3
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i see what you did there
Feb 25 2011 11:22PM
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snowdon
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gets me every time.
Feb 25 2011 11:37PM
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dmc12380
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you got to look good. dress all steezy longish hair is probably a plus, laugh, be confindent and some down to earth chick may come up to you, idk im a guy so i really dont know
Feb 25 2011 11:39PM
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CassiusClay
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I'll bite.  Ask to buy them a drink- guaranteed talking time.  Drop your pitch and just try to keep it light and easy.  If they aren't talking much, move on after a while- you got better girls to look out for.  If you've got a good conversation going, you're either 1. some nice random person or 2. a person they are attracted to, judge this yourself.  From this point either bail, or keep talking.  From there its really up to you, if its a club, ask them to dance, if its a regular bar, connect with them, drop some digits and move away after a certain time.  In the bar situation, come back before you leave and either ask them if they want another drink, or take them to another bar.  Don't be too pushy, and after a drink and talking to them for a bit, let them come back to you.
Feb 26 2011 12:02AM
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timmi
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go to the gym daily and lose your personality
Feb 26 2011 12:06AM
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bryansbryan
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that was terrible advice, hahaha. "dude you buy her a drink and talk to her. if you talk to her well, then either dance, give her your number or bring her to another bar, if not bail. oh yeah don't be pushy." are you fucking kidding me?
Feb 26 2011 12:13AM
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HenniferLopez
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would of worked for me. but seriously, buy us drinks.
Feb 26 2011 12:14AM
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Hemulen.
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just fucking talk to the ones you find attractive
Feb 26 2011 12:16AM
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Hemulen.
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just fucking talk to the ones you find attractive
Feb 26 2011 12:16AM
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CassiusClay
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I get it bud, you're 16 and can't figure out where your dick goes besides in your trusty right hand, but fuck haha, sometime you should listen to the advice of people smarter than yourself.

Feb 26 2011 12:18AM
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.AR6rider.
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Read them this poem. Works every time.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in my van


Problem solved!
Feb 26 2011 12:20AM
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bryansbryan
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you don't even know what you're talking about. i highly doubt you've ever picked up a girl because that advice you gave was so generic and is only incredible if you want to be just a friend to a girl.
Feb 26 2011 12:23AM
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GayWolf420
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Roofies.
Feb 26 2011 12:35AM
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Magikarp
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Cup their vaginas to tell if they're in heat and them feed them carrots if they propose.
Feb 26 2011 12:36AM
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Feb 26 2011 12:37AM
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Lolocaust.
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Feb 26 2011 12:39AM
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Lolocaust.
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Fuck pic fail):
Feb 26 2011 12:40AM
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DUKES
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i ask a simple question

may i pee in your butt?
Feb 26 2011 12:44AM
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MacNsteaze
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what do you want him to tell you every fucking word to say? hes saying that you buy her a drink and talk to her and see what happens                                                                                                           if your that fucking ignorant then dont go to a bar and try to pick up girls

Feb 26 2011 1:00AM
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blatt
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Gym.Tanning.Laundry.
Feb 26 2011 1:10AM
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Loges
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guaranteed that you either A) never been to a bar or B) never picked up a girl at a bar

so move along.
Feb 26 2011 1:15AM
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JIBpsy^^
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Feb 26 2011 1:23AM
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bistroburrito
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show confidence, swagger, and self respect/esteem
Feb 26 2011 1:23AM
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MacNsteaze
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im mad at the cat because he is at a doctors office which is clearly no place for a cat

and 14 year olds asking about girls at bars

Feb 26 2011 1:27AM
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000000000000
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seems like chicks are attracted to cocky dudes

Feb 26 2011 1:28AM
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Banane.
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Jersey shore,
Feb 26 2011 1:37AM
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scratchproteen
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well lets here what you got.

personally the buying a drink, and chatting it up works real well...it's simple and easy to judge if she is into you or not.
Feb 26 2011 2:15AM
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chardi
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1. polite chatter
2. eye contact
3. a randy joke
4. vigorous dry humping
Feb 26 2011 3:42AM
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Kotke
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This guys got er figured.
Feb 26 2011 4:54AM
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Mike-O
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Don't buy anyone drinks, that's pathetic.

I don't have any good 'tips', things just seem to happen on their won, but:

Look around
Spot a girl you like
Try to make eye contact and look for reactions
She should come to you
If not, go to her

Disclaimer: I think the venue matters, if it's a guido-esque discotheque vs. a simple bar, the difference is big. If you don't mind smoking girls (or smoke yourself) then outside is always a good place to spark up convos and easy to ask her to split with you.
Feb 26 2011 7:42AM
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naturday
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get them really really drunk
Feb 26 2011 8:07AM
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spruitm
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Honestly, most girls that go to the bar are not looking to be picked up. 
But what I've found and is kinda weird, is that whenever I end up by myself, like friends go to bathroom or buying drinks or something, girls will always come up to me.
Taking them home, your best bet will be to be on the same level as a girl drink-wise at 2 and maybe she'll forget that she wasn't going to go home with anybody
Feb 26 2011 9:54AM
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inactive
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and or roofies
Feb 26 2011 10:03AM
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james44
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not an expert at picking girls up at all but i do know buying girls drinks dosnt make them like you more. seems the best way to pick up girls is on the dance floor, just start dancing nearby and gradually move closer. either that or wait till outside and just strike up a conversation


Feb 26 2011 10:05AM
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pmw
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Feb 26 2011 10:27AM
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skithebert
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buy drinks for your friends not randos at the bar. only a chump does that
Feb 26 2011 10:33AM
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Mormor_Olga
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Feb 26 2011 10:47AM
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yojimbo
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there are many different ways to approach women at a bar. I always seem to go with the dark and brooding approach. Simply sit in some dark corner of a bar and order the darkest brew they've got. stare deeply into your beer and appear to be thinking deeply about something. Occasionally glance up to make eye contact with the women that will be checking you out, wondering who you are or what your story is. Eventually they will come over and talk to you. play up the dark and mysterious thing and they will want to solve your mystery. (the answer to the mystery is your penis in her vagina)
Feb 26 2011 11:32AM
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