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Funny Weed story.

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lorax
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today i was riding the gondola with two mexican kids, about halfway through the lift ride one of them turns to me and says, "do you blaze maing?" i replied, "no, not really." (i dont smoke anymore and just a lesson to all the kids out there, never toke with mexicans, their weed is often laced.) Any way the kid say do you "mind if we blaze homes?" and i said "no." so any way i turn my head and look out the window for a while, and i hear the second kid say "a pizza crust, no way esse." i turn around and these kids are smoking out of a fucking pizza crust. anyway i laughed and looked out the window again. two minutes later one of them says "holy shit its burning!" the whole end of the pizza crust was black and smoking,the kid holding it runs to the window and throws it out into the snow. for the last two miutes of the ride they were both freaking out hoping no one found it. haha one of the funniest chairlift expericences ive ever been a oart of. fucking mexicans.
Feb 19 2011 11:38PM
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theline
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phew i thought i was the only one
Feb 21 2011 2:58PM
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saucybiscuits
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i love mexican weed. straight from juarez
Feb 21 2011 3:00PM
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MADmex
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AhahahahahahahahahahahahahahHahah story mare my day
Feb 21 2011 3:00PM
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jeR.
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thats hilarious if true. love gondy blazing
Feb 21 2011 5:17PM
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MADmex
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Great post
Feb 21 2011 5:31PM
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lorax
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i did it to add humor and i wasnt implying that it was shitty and i said "often" laced not always laced.
Feb 21 2011 7:31PM
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gstaff
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ehh joker want a toke...ha go stuff
Feb 21 2011 7:34PM
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EastCoastPowBird
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Thats because you are assuming all Canadians are like the stupid narrow minded ones you know...
Feb 21 2011 7:35PM
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californiagrown
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i was making a vast generalization based on a negative experience with a minute portion of the canadian population.

I actually love canadians. They are like mormons- they tend to be really nice people, who live in some god forsaken areas, but their area tends to have good skiing. They might be a little "off" to us amurikans, but they provide so many positives to the world, and almost no negatives.

Feb 21 2011 7:47PM
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.seb.
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HAHAHAHA

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Feb 22 2011 1:01AM
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pmw
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thank you weed professor for telling us what his friends have and havent smoked
Feb 22 2011 7:36AM
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drumbumocdp
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This story made me so stoked to ride killington tomorrow.
Feb 22 2011 8:52AM
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RubberSoul
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you don't even have to smoke pot to know that when stupid little high schoolers say they got laced shit, 99% of the time they just got really high and couldnt handle it. suck a dick
Feb 22 2011 11:12AM
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samwise
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Truth, I wasn't calling you a racist. Just arguing the other dude's point, that's all.
Feb 22 2011 12:10PM
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samwise
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Truth, I wasn't calling you a racist. Just arguing the other dude's point, that's all.
Feb 22 2011 12:10PM
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mad.twatter
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Threads like this why i love nsg.
Feb 22 2011 3:19PM
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pink_squid
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MEXICANS WERE SKIING? WTF
Feb 22 2011 3:40PM
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Keith.
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I love americans they're sooo funny :)
Feb 22 2011 5:05PM
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.AR6rider
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dude is this some kind of joke? im pretty sure its the complete opposite with americans being the most ignorant and arrogant people on the face of the planet
Feb 22 2011 5:55PM
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