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Dylan_
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best player in the ncaa hands down

he's from my town and i hangout with him

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Feb 17 2011 8:48PM
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Peter.
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jimmer > kemba

also, fuck kemba
Mar 1 2011 11:59PM
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lineskier10
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because I hate BYU i might like him if he wasnt mormon and playing at byu
Mar 2 2011 12:00AM
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Dylan_
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oh now i see why you said fuck jimmer and fuck byu..

i forgot they stomped uvm earlier this winter at the civic center in NY for the hometown classic


shit! my bad!
Mar 2 2011 12:00AM
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Lax_Bro40
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To bad my team beat you in sectionals that year.....jimmer dropped 30 though hahaha. He is sick though reppin that 518 all day. Im a die hard ute fan but i gotta root for the hometown hero.
Mar 2 2011 12:07AM
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vailsux.com
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BYU just gave Davies the boot, probably because he kissed a girl or something. So they're fucked.
Mar 2 2011 12:21AM
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Dylan_
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well, sorta. jimmers favortie down low guy.. jimmers basically the team though..

i wish he wasn't mormon and decided to go elsewhere, but whatever.. NBA
Mar 2 2011 11:45AM
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JamesR
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so he could average 8 points a game?
Mar 2 2011 1:35PM
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AB.Zee
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You mean sundays?

Mar 2 2011 1:59PM
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brennanmidwest
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Jimmer is the man, probably my favorite individual player to watch right now in college, or the last couple years since D-rose or Durant. The kid can seriously pull from anywhere
Mar 2 2011 2:20PM
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Dylan_
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8 points ? haha fuck you. i love all the hate going out towards him for no reason.

i guess dropping 43 points against san diego state isn't a huge statement.

put him in the big east please, just wait until the tournament. how can you honestly say he sucks ? oh because he plays out west ? that's why he could have went pro last yr, thats why he's the biggest talk in college basketball, oh yeah i forgot to mention how i personally saw him break rondos ankles, but i forgot rondo probably sucks too..

fuck all you haters because he's out playing anybody in the ncaa but i forgot everyone hates the best.

i'm done with you uneducated fucks who think they know everything about everything, you're providing my humor thanks
Mar 2 2011 2:50PM
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Candy
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They wouldn't rate BYU #3 if they didn't KNOW that they could give any of the Big East teams a run for their money. It's definitely dampened without Davies, but BYU is still gonna be a strong team. Look at the RPI's. BYU is good. Jimmer is ridiculous.

And as far as what Davies did, He either got drunk or banged a girl. That's how the honor code goes.
Mar 2 2011 4:41PM
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Funkadelic
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lol, Our players fail drug tests for bud and still keep playing. It took Jerome Dyson 3 failed tests before he got suspended.
Mar 2 2011 10:15PM
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Peter.
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cool, uconn sucks, at least BYU has rules to follow. go to a fucking real college
Mar 2 2011 10:16PM
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-GL-
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Jimmer470 up, 43 down
buy jimmer mugs, tshirts and magnets
One who is in range as soon as he steps off the bus.

Mar 2 2011 10:18PM
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Dylan_
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haha right, shows real class.

although one of my buddys plays on uconns football team which is cool i guess.. he also is a skier.

but anyways



FUCK KEMBA
Mar 2 2011 10:18PM
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Funkadelic
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I wasn't trying to make it seem like we're cool (although now I realize it came off that way), it was just a funny comment on the culture difference. But if we're gonna play that game when was the last time BYU won a national championship? Oh wait, yeah I go to a real college.
Mar 2 2011 10:21PM
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Dylan_
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congratulations.. when was the last time one of your players dropped 43 on san diego state.. oh wait not kemba
Mar 2 2011 10:23PM
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chieftain
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compare the academics of UConn and BYU and THEN tell me how REAL your college is. i didnt know college legitimacy was based on basketball
Mar 3 2011 4:29AM
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bromigo
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Lot of hate in herez.
Mar 3 2011 7:18AM
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Dylan_
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just leaving this here, can kemba do this ? naaah


Mar 3 2011 7:21AM
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Funkadelic
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See above ^^^^^ Preeeeeeeetty sure I'm still getting a good education. We're also a Kiplinger's best value institution (based on an education to price ratio)... so at UConn you get the best bang for yo buck.
Mar 3 2011 12:02PM
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Hermondo
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yeah that's sick. i hate arizona so much. we (UW) should not have lost to them the other night. we're garbage lately and way inconsistent
Mar 3 2011 2:12PM
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Alex=God
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bywho?



And to balance at your first claim I shall claim that I have hung out and played basketball with all 3 plumlee brothers.
Mar 3 2011 2:14PM
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Dylan_
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oh what are the haters gonna say now after he just dropped 52 points...
Mar 11 2011 11:17PM
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GayWolf420
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Keep in mind BYU plays in the MWC which is almost more worse than the WNBA.
Mar 11 2011 11:19PM
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Dylan_
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keep in mind if you drop 52 points in college basketball youre obviously a fucking god.. shut up and keep blaming it on his conference, if he was in the big east he'd be doing the same thing

Mar 11 2011 11:25PM
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bangarangmules
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How do you have a player score 52 points and only beat New Mexico by 11? Lots of hate in here both ways. I don't really know anything about him or about the BYU team as a whole so I'll stay neutral. But the big dance should set me straight one way or the other.
Mar 11 2011 11:25PM
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GayWolf420
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He is a talented player. I'm sure BYU will win the MWC conference only to lose in the 2nd round.
Mar 11 2011 11:27PM
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CassiusClay
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Thats just totally wrong, and totally false. I am by no means a big east fan or a fan of whatever shitty conference he plays in, but theres no way he'd put up 52 ever, and I mean ever in the big east. Its amazing that he did it but for fucks sake he's in a shitty league.
Mar 11 2011 11:28PM
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AR7rider.
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You gotta be fucking kidding me if you honestly think he could score even close to that in the Big East. Either you're trolling, or you are so biased that you can't think clearly.
Mar 11 2011 11:34PM
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Dylan_
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or the fact he's 10x better than kemba aka the big easts best player.. wait till he's in the nba then i bet youll still make up excuses.. top scorer in the ncaa
Mar 12 2011 1:54AM
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Alex=God
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lol, kemba is easily the best player in the ncaa





and on an unrelated note, harrison barnes will be the best college basketball player when hes a junior and senior
Mar 12 2011 9:56AM
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Dylan_
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really ? look at stats, watch sportscenter.. jimmer is the most talked about basketball player in college. But then again everyone says he's only good because of his conference.. which is straight bullshit, dropping 43 ppoints on SAN DIEGO STATE, means something and means he could play in the big east EASILY...

he could have went to so many other schools and played in the big east if he wanted, he's mormon. quit blaming it on his league because i could guarantee you his skill level is way above par to play in the big east


wait till next year when he's SG in the NBA on the knicks or celtics
Mar 12 2011 10:06AM
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lineskier10
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look at stats and watch sportscenter? if you actually did that you would see that kemba walker is averaging about 5 less points in a league 20x as hard, i dont think you understand the difference between the big east and the mountain west, and i fucking hate uconn and kemba walker so im not even biased, and yes i would be happy too that a mormon finally is doing something other than try to convert other retards to their bullshit religion, but i could put up 20 points a game in the mountain west conference so its really nothing to brag about
Mar 12 2011 10:15AM
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Dylan_
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like i said dropping 43 points on sandiego state....

noones trying to defend that one
Mar 12 2011 10:16AM
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lineskier10
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san diego state blows too, they are in a league even worse than the MWC which is the only reason they are undefeated and ranked so high, they will be out of the tourney by the second round too
Mar 12 2011 10:24AM
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lineskier10
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^sorry they arent undefeated actually but the same argument applies
Mar 12 2011 10:25AM
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Dylan_
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they wouldn't be fucking ranked 6th in the nation if they couldn't compete with other schools. for fucks sake none of you know a thing about basketball why would i bring this over a a bunch of skiers that wear skinny jeans and 6xl hoodies, fuck you.
Mar 12 2011 10:35AM
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thatsG
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Kemba is soo damn good!!!
Mar 12 2011 10:41AM
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lineskier10
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ive played basketball my entire life and watched it my entire life and I am saying SDSU sucks because it is obvious when you watch them play, BYU sucks and they beat them by 13 which is the only tough game that SDSU has had all year, if SDSU played against a big east or even acc defense they would be held to like 40 points, you are showing you know jack shit about basketball by saying oh look at the rankings they are good
Mar 12 2011 10:43AM
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NW_Rider
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Pretty sure it was reggie miller who said jimmer was the best shooter he had ever seen. Pretty impresive statment from one of the best nba shooters ever.
Mar 12 2011 10:48AM
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Dylan_
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what about last year in the tournament ? when byu beat florida, tell me how many points jimmer had, let me guess.. florida sucks too ?

you played basketball in vermont, enough said. i played basketball my whole life too..

thats why jimmer is talked about so much in the pros, how bout kevin durant twittering about him, rondo, ect.

pretty sure when jimmer was out in vegas he played just as good if not better with the pros, i do also have a video of him crossing up rondo that my dad took when he was out there. Also jimmer can keep up in the pros from what ive seen, therefore he will be a shooting guard in the NBA. if jimmer can hit 3's from anywhere, way deeper than kemba how the fuck does he suck ?
Mar 12 2011 10:57AM
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thatsG
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Join the NS Pool!!!!!!!

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/609141/
Mar 12 2011 11:00AM
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Gary_Busey
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I talked to Jimmer the other day, he said you're real good at sucking dick
Mar 12 2011 11:09AM
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Dylan_
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good one bro, all the haters will shut up next year
Mar 12 2011 11:11AM
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iSmokeweed
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he took 37 shots last night.
Mar 12 2011 11:13AM
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Gary_Busey
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I mean I like jimmer, he's a damn good player, but you've taken the art of dick sucking to a whole new level. Maybe tone it down a notch or two guy.
Mar 12 2011 11:14AM
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Dylan_
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how because i'm defending a hometown guy thats the highest scorer in the ncaa, yet people feel the need to say he sucks...
Mar 12 2011 11:15AM
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thebeesknees
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true dat, cardiac kemba
Mar 12 2011 11:41AM
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thatsG
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/609141/
Mar 12 2011 11:50AM
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