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Snow Is God’s Way of Punishing Americans Who Were Planning to Drive to Do Something Gay

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jerad
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http://www.borowitzreport.com/2010/12/28/pat-robertson-snow-is-gods-way-of-punishing-americans-who-were-planning-to-drive-to-do-something-gay-2/

So let me get this straight...

1. NS is mostly dudes
2. We have a giant NS circle jerk
3. Giant pow day for everyone?

Who's in?
Feb 4 2011 11:08AM
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Ski_the_east01
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i hate that d bag..he's on every morning right before i watch boy meets world reruns before i head to work
Feb 4 2011 11:09AM
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maximiliaan
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you twll them boy!!
Feb 4 2011 11:15AM
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.jersey
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lolwut
Feb 4 2011 11:18AM
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Me0w_mix
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people like him are narrow minded like fuck. just let them do what they want. if they're not trying to hit on you then why the hell would you care.
Feb 4 2011 11:27AM
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corona
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get a blue name, we can't have God think there are any girls here
Feb 4 2011 11:32AM
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treebeard
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that guy's for real?
Feb 4 2011 11:44AM
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Armanzoid
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Hahaha, picturing that daily routine just looks weird.
Feb 4 2011 11:49AM
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Me0w_mix
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lol.
Feb 4 2011 11:50AM
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PON3
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this dude is a headfuck
Feb 4 2011 12:49PM
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derbski
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This just in, massive snow storms hit san fransisco with whiteout conditions that have left most cars snowed in. The storms, however, are isolated, and nearby areas such as oakland are mostly unaffected, because they were driving to do hoodrat shit.
Feb 4 2011 12:57PM
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freestyler540
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wow, and did he come to that conclusion. Really, I would love to hear his logic behind that statement.
Feb 4 2011 1:10PM
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BillyDwyre
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In other blizzard-related news, the National Weather Service offered this update: “It’s as white as a Glenn Beck rally out there.”

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May 16 2011 5:09PM
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Username_42069
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this is not real news, its like the onion or the national inquirer.

shits fakes, but whats more funny is that i wouldnt be at all surprised if some evangelist made this claim in the first place.
May 16 2011 5:30PM
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RubberSoul
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May 16 2011 5:32PM
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chuck_testa
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haha I thought it was a blessing. It was a snowier than average winter on the east.
May 16 2011 5:43PM
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SeanTom
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i would punch him in his fucking face.
May 16 2011 5:49PM
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Tasche
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1:08
May 16 2011 5:55PM
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Petey.
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We could, in theory, form an NS mob, and kill him.

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May 16 2011 6:16PM
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Zimmerman
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people like this belong in the four winds.
May 16 2011 6:33PM
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Imagination
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wut
May 16 2011 7:15PM
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potato_man
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ooookay apparently no one has heard of the borowitz report before...its like The Onion; the joke has gone on long enough and too many people took it seriously haha
May 16 2011 7:30PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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San Fransisco got snowed on in madd trix. it must be true.
May 16 2011 7:37PM
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