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What is your most unusual skiing accident?

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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189

GO

Strained ligament in my foot

Jan 28 2011 4:32PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
breaking both ankles simultaneously
Jan 28 2011 4:33PM
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.seb.
Posts: 1291 - Karma: 597
toe got badly bruised then toenail fell off it
Jan 28 2011 4:34PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
my foot caught a random rope hanging off of something. sent me into a front flip over the knuckle of a jump, landed at the bottom on my head and got a concussion. just my luck.
Jan 28 2011 4:34PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 119
I'll just be standing there on my skis and fall over. That's pretty unusual, plus I look like I'm retarded.
Jan 28 2011 4:34PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
cut the back of my head open while attempting a backflip without a helmet by hitting myself with the tails
landed the flip tho
Jan 28 2011 4:36PM
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Tall_Paul
Posts: 958 - Karma: 57
Tweaked my knee when me and my friend were bombing this hill and somehow collidied
Jan 28 2011 4:43PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
did a 3, landed with one ski over the other in a sideways screamin semen position, ski popped off and i scraped the shit out of my arm on the snow. pretty lucky
Jan 28 2011 4:58PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
>kelsey >he >?
Jan 28 2011 4:59PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
oh and i racked myself while jibbbin this fence right on the metal spike at the top of the support
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Jan 28 2011 5:00PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
when my bingings broke off my skis, i slammed my broken ski on the ground and threw out my shoulder.
Jan 28 2011 5:05PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
broke my middle finger pushing on top of my pole. i even push extreme
Jan 28 2011 5:09PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
doing a nosepress while standing still, waiting on a friend of mine, heelpiece ripped out of one ski, and i fell flat on my nose, right onto the tip of my right ski and got a nosebleed :)
Jan 28 2011 5:18PM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
this wasnt me but i watched a guy try and cut underneath a rope going pretty fast and he wasn't quite low enough and got closelined by the rope. broke his goggles and his face was all bloody but it made my day
Jan 28 2011 5:21PM
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Kratotalaga
Posts: 347 - Karma: 22
Like 4 years ago, no joke it was the  last run of the last time I was going skiing that season.  I caught an edge and fell  off a box sliding down like 30 feet on my back with my head uphill. One of my skis with no brakes of course ejected on the box and was slow to make it down the hill. Being the last run I just layed there for a second and then felt something hit my head really hard almost like someone ran into me.  I got up with blood already gushing from my head and looked to see my ski going down the hill. So my ski fell off on the box picked up speed and hit me square in the top of the head on the last run of the season and I had to get 7 staples to seal it up.  what are the odds
Jan 28 2011 5:59PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
this.
Jan 28 2011 6:00PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
you're doin it wrong
Jan 28 2011 6:00PM
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panojibber
Posts: 3382 - Karma: 216
I was at a big air comp at castle mountain, skied past the jump and was just hitting a side booter beside it, somehow managed to eat shit and dislocated my shoulder, more or less ending my season.
Jan 28 2011 6:02PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
hahaha happened to me the other day. So embarrassing but hilarious.
Jan 28 2011 6:09PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
Casing a jump and gettin that ball slap, worst feeling ever
Jan 28 2011 6:10PM
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=FAIL=
Posts: 536 - Karma: 47
Casual 5 over the last kicker in the park, landed, pants fell down, then when I went to revert I tripped over my own skis/pants. Slid another 30-40 feet, and just sat there wondering what the hell went wrong. Got up and realised that my pants were still down... Fucking laughed my way back to the chair.
Jan 28 2011 7:09PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
God made his parents name him Kelsey
isn't that good enough for you?
Jan 28 2011 7:30PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
this might win.

Jan 28 2011 7:32PM
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derpina
Posts: 2186 - Karma: 55
I LOL'd. I LOL'd even harder when I saw your NS name.

Double fail= WIN!
Jan 28 2011 7:33PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
well i was hitting chads gap in 2005. and i came up too short because it was getting to hot. cased the landing and broke both of my ankles like someone shoved dynamite into my boot.....
Jan 28 2011 7:34PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
hahaha no lie, I just did this 2 hours ago.
Huge gash right behind my ear...MASSIVE HEADACHE.
Jan 28 2011 7:35PM
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derpina
Posts: 2186 - Karma: 55
MAAAAANISCALCO HEADACHE!

You would do that you cluts. AHHAAHA
Jan 28 2011 7:37PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
We were at a park and we built a vert ass booter. I had already backied it 3 times, none landed.

We made the jump a little less vert, and then built a nice ass canon. After 45ing the canon, I put a FESCUELOAD of vert on the jump again, and backied it. Dug my tips in and BEEFED.
Jan 28 2011 7:40PM
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derpina
Posts: 2186 - Karma: 55
Oh shit, oh shit I got one!


Had a MAJOR binding malfunction... Went for a grab and my ski came off in my hand midair. Sucked.

No injury though. Everyone's postin injuries and the title says accident.
Jan 28 2011 7:40PM
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future-spins
Posts: 395 - Karma: 900
i did a superman on a steppup, kneed myself in the face and broke me nose and gave myself 2 black eyes and my crowbars with fire iridium  and my goggles dident get a single scratch
Jan 28 2011 7:44PM
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JibbinTheEAST
Posts: 122 - Karma: 14
was skiing down a run under the chair. hit the bottom of a mougle, double ejected, did a front flip over the mougle and landed back on ma two feet. i shit you not......  i bowed
Jan 28 2011 7:56PM
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derpina
Posts: 2186 - Karma: 55
lmao! I Just LOL'd so hard!

This thread is FULL of win.
Jan 28 2011 8:00PM
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Montville57
Posts: 1364 - Karma: 18
I snowboarded slammed realy hard on ma butthole and almost shit my pants
Jan 28 2011 8:01PM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
I was hitting urban, 40 ft flat rail, had to lean to clean the thing and lost balance, went back nailed my ass off the top of the rail then somehow got sideway and nailed my ass off the support beam on the bottom, my tailbone still hurts almost two weeks later.
Jan 28 2011 9:08PM
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Dwight_Schrute
Posts: 579 - Karma: 18
Bald spot on both of my shins. /shinbang
Jan 28 2011 9:50PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
I fell on my shoulder and injured a nerve and tissue instead of messing up the socket or a bone... it was a hard fall too. It ended my competitive swimming career, but I can't say I'm upset with that.
Jan 28 2011 10:09PM
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nigsauce
Posts: 50 - Karma: 10
i raped and pillaged someone in mt st anne ... but that wasn't an accident
Jan 28 2011 11:00PM
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JibbinTheEAST
Posts: 122 - Karma: 14
ha
Jan 29 2011 3:47PM
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Xanadoo
Posts: 729 - Karma: 1,237
i was off in the woods one time and i randomly hit a pipe that was buried. both my skis popped off and i was catapulted down the slope. when i woke up i was upside down in a hole.
Jan 29 2011 4:24PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 460
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY AND SO IS YOUR NAME!!!! KARMAZ FOR YOU!!!!!!!
Jan 29 2011 4:32PM
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Talacious[Tally]
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 189
i was clothslined by the rope of the lift line
Jan 29 2011 4:40PM
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