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highest cliff jump youve done into water.
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the highest you have done? im doing the 76 at red rocks in a month. but whats the highest you got?
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'Where are the life skills learned in gym class, your never going to walk into a room filled with people and say 'based on what i learned in gym class, im going to throw a red ball at a fat guy.''
-jim gaffigan
bomb hills not cities
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4 or 5 feet.
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'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
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there wern't any cameras present, but on the way down I had time to write a poem,
Blueberries taste good,
Shut up fags.
I know it's kind of short but...
'It was probably the most improved park in north america last year. That's mostly due to us getting up at fucking 8 am everyday and raking like monkeys, untill we were to baked to talk. Every now and then some texan would eat shit and it would be funny and we would call ski patrol on our radios. we would steal food from the base and cook it on our grill, then heckle people on the lift with our mega phone while we played frisbee across the run. and took naps behind the shack in the most exclusive hut on the mountain. o christ, best winter ever.'
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iv done a 70ft an nearly shatmyself
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haha phrosty that was priceless
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'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'
-Dane Cook.
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like 30-40
thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis
f i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis
have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis
hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis
I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
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43 footer... not real into jumping off things... fuckin scarry
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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust
Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
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80-85ft.... gainer= 45-50ft
2 in the pink 1 in the stink !!!!
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we have one at about 60-70 not sure never messure it! ITs bad ass to spin shit off of! And I have been throwin double backs off of about a 33fter right by my house!
...I have Dated a girl for her brains Big, HUGE Brains!!
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'Out of the ashes of my failures.... Shall rise the empires of my success'
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WHOS DONE PUNCHBOWLLL!!!!!!!???
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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
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red rocks is in Burlington right? Who ever didnt get Phrostys joke about head first is a dumbass. Ive only done like 30-40 footers.
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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
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Biggest was around 100. And its safe to say I will never do it again. It broke the watch off my brother's wrist, and broke all the straps on his tevas. The other kid we jumped with decided to wear a life jacket, and it broke all the buckles on it. I was honestly suprised evryone made it without injury. I'll try to find the pic of it later, because I know there is one around here somewhere.
VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
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If your attack is going well, then it's an ambush..
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75 when the waters down, but i finally gainered it when it was about 60-65
Bob: i want Jon's autograph
me: i will see what i can do
Bob: u grab the swedish bastard by the ears and tell him bob dake wants his autograph and hand him my card
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70 ft bridge, cork 5'd a 30 ft rock.
Mercy's eyes are blue
When she places them in front of you
Nothing holds a roman candle to
The solemn warmth you feel inside
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34 meters=88.4 feet,no bull!
Momentum Session 3
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^ sureeeeeeeeee
To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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40ft gainers
Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and i'm all outta gum!
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lions bay cliffs, 'The Indian', its pretty high, it's hard to guess but low tide gotta push 80 feet, plus they got the 8 metre spring board which is sick as fuck
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