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WD -40 on Skis?

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attitash46
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in one of the meathead bonus clips it had Radio Ron putting WD-40 on his skis and claiming they went wicked fast.
Anyone ever try it?
id imagine it would fuck with your bases a lot

yes i searchbared
Jan 24 2011 8:15PM
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.jersey
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I've used it on my edges after coming they get a little rust on them from sitting on the roof on the way home
Jan 24 2011 8:20PM
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casimiro
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wait, what?

I don't think WD-40 is very eco friendly....
Jan 24 2011 8:23PM
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.jersey
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yeah my post didnt make any sense haha

*I have used them on the edges of my skis after driving home in the rain while they are in the roof rack. idk if that made any sense yet but i give up, im tired
Jan 24 2011 8:27PM
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DADDYlongLEGS
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My brother made a thread about this (in the build-a-jib cult) and the general consensus was that it would fuck up your bases
Jan 24 2011 8:27PM
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EmperorKuzco
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Ask radio ron
Jan 24 2011 8:32PM
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SkiThe603
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That was so funny in Work it Out
Jan 24 2011 8:45PM
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romaswake
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dont do it, i wrecks your bases
Jan 24 2011 8:48PM
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Jibbernaut
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whoa, i think i broke somthing......
Jan 24 2011 10:27PM
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BmoChop
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WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED IN THIS THREAD
Dec 29 2011 12:55AM
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OBVIOUSLY_THROW
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I think you broke NS
Dec 29 2011 12:59AM
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AEROPLAEHN
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use astroglide
Dec 29 2011 1:58AM
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I.B
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well you broke NS
Dec 29 2011 2:25AM
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PeterWojnar
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Holy shit, you broke NS.


The answer is yes, yes you should put WD-40 on your skis. The WD in WD-40 stands for Wet Dick, and the 40 refers to the size of your dick in inches.

And everyone knows a wet dick 1. has already been laid and 2. will go in again way faster. Since you're interested in going faster, this is the important bit.

Also, having a large penis is never bad.
Dec 29 2011 2:36AM
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.Duncan.
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trololol quote
Dec 29 2011 3:27AM
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Panda_with_Guns
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so do you just wake up one morning sayin "im gonna break the internet today" or what?
Dec 29 2011 4:00AM
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I_Am_Mod
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and OP, are you serious about this ?

Dec 29 2011 4:29AM
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J_BISCHOF
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Dec 29 2011 7:41AM
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Rosbif
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When I used to ski on dry slope (terrible english slopes, I wouldn't advise it), people would put furniture polish and occasionally wd-40 on their bases. It made them faster for sure, but I wouldn't advise it for snow.
Dec 29 2011 7:42AM
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alexg1687
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Can someone please give me a clue as to what comment it was that broke the internet??
Dec 29 2011 9:23AM
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N.L.
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i prefer motor oil, the viscosity doesnt break down as fast
Dec 29 2011 10:14AM
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infedel_one
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ive used it and it defintley helps. i dont see how it could fuck up your bases though cause it wears off after like half a day of shredding.
Dec 29 2011 10:16AM
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KKloeps
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Well I think to preserve it over the summer if you put on that wierd wax stuff or "pre-wax" on then wd-40 and other stuff works, my friend puts that on over th summer then puts gas on it
Dec 29 2011 10:22AM
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skithesprings
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almost entirely unrelated, but if you want to entertain yourself put furniture polish on a wood floor and ring the doorbell. (don't do this if you live with elderly people) it turns the floor into straight ice.

lols will be had.
Dec 29 2011 10:27AM
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Literature
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Or you could just wax?

I don't know much about the chemical structures of WD-40 as a lubricant, but about half of it is propellant which just leaves a residue. My guess is that you wouldn't get much base penetration because you're not expanding the ptex with heat.
Dec 29 2011 11:31AM
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Eggbert
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they had it as a "tuning tip" in ski magazine a while and it quote "feels like you've been shot out of a fucking cannon"
Dec 29 2011 1:02PM
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