here's what mine said:
Once upon a time, as I was infiltrating New York's underground disco ring, I happened to notice that my present company was slowing transforming into werewolves! I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming. Nope - it was just like I said. So I took a deep breath, turned the tables and took control of the situation.
But then, I was sleepwalking dangerously close to a cliff this whole time. Luckily, I had been trained for just this type of thing in grade school and so I was able to make the world a better place for all the little children.
And, to make a long story short, I haven't been to Switzerland since.