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Worst ski graphics ever!

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mcweapon
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just got a new pair of Scott P4s... for a great deal online... didnt get a chance to see them before i bought um....i think they are from 09? (I would post the image but my mac struggles with this website) ... being a graphic designer i needed to tell myself i would never buy a pair of skis for the graphics or not buy the skis for the graphics... which i dont think anyone should! 

but MAN!! I did not realize that these skis have a silhouette of a chick with big boobs on the base and on the top sheet.. (kinda like the big trucker graphics) no to mention that the top sheet cant hold stickers!!! guess ill be riding pow with the "ladies" this year! ha!  there are thoughts of spray painting....

but i wanna know... what are the wost ski graphics ridden! ? 
Jan 22 2011 9:28PM
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BIGben*
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K2silencer 2010 with all redwine colour top sheet horrible!!
Jan 22 2011 9:34PM
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Skittle.
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well this won but i still think its the dopest:
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Jan 22 2011 9:44PM
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BIGben*
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What???
Jan 22 2011 9:49PM
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UrbanElephant
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afterbangs.

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Jan 22 2011 11:54PM
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muFFn
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I find they're some of the sickest.
Jan 23 2011 12:11AM
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Film.
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Ya Fo sure
Jan 23 2011 1:21AM
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RiddleMeThis
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proud owner of these bad boys..

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Jan 23 2011 2:17AM
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fsscott
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The graphic on the Silencer looks like it's a girls ski.

The rest of K2's batch is pretty on point though, especially the Iron Maiden ski.

Can't think of anything off the top of my head that's seriously ugly...
Jan 23 2011 2:30AM
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hjb
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These

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Jan 23 2011 6:06AM
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BIGben*
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After bangs are dope!!! Also love the 2008 invader with the luchadore
Jan 23 2011 7:07AM
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Flacko
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agreed i disslike thhe graphics
Jan 24 2011 8:27PM
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ButteredToast.
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I googled the Scott P4.

No boobiez.
Jan 24 2011 8:31PM
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ButteredToast.
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Oh wait nope found them.

Those are so tiny. I was looking for the full sheet boob shot.

Thats not bad at all lol
Jan 24 2011 8:32PM
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mr.k2
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afterbangs by far
Jan 25 2011 12:19AM
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hjb
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Pic fail. Rossi S4s from this year. They make me want to throw up in my mouth
Jan 25 2011 3:01AM
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Session
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Actually that didn't win. The Stephen H. Hawking one was the winner. The Grizzlycorn just got made because it's so awesome.
Jan 25 2011 9:25AM
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skiMONTANA
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timmeh in ma balls!!!
Jan 25 2011 9:27AM
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J.DUKE
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i think those are awesome
Jan 25 2011 10:51AM
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monkatizer
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these arnt bad: what are u talking about? thats tiny
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Jan 25 2011 1:05PM
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greyninja
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volkl chopsticks are pretty ugly. the 1st year had a table with sushi, fish heads and a foot haha, but i bought em and love them for it. then the next year it was a fat guy eatin stuff and you could see his innards. it was pretty ugly. this years has godzilla on it which is fucking awesome
Jan 25 2011 1:11PM
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wrenegade
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Pretty much anything Nordica has made in the last couple years.
Jan 25 2011 1:42PM
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Bonzalo
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Jan 25 2011 1:53PM
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Session
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Yup....Not many topsheets would be a deal breaker for me, but Nordica is just on another level bad.
Jan 25 2011 1:57PM
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Bumblesteeze
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Most pathetic graphic ever.
Jan 25 2011 2:09PM
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CDdesign
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ima get mad flamed for this, and i must say, and this is nothing against the company or how good the ski may ski.  ON3P skis look like the top sheets were made by an epileptic 7 year old kid who got his hands on spray paint and clip art!!!  They are hidious.

Jan 25 2011 3:01PM
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howlongcanausern
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soooo busy, looks like a 3rd grade art project gone horribly wrong
Jan 25 2011 3:03PM
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zbphoto
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Somedays i hate the graphics, somedays i love em. who cares though, they ski amazingly!!!!
Jan 25 2011 3:09PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Goddammit, how have you been spying on our graphics department? Our secrets is out!
Jan 25 2011 3:17PM
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RiddleMeThis
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hahaha..

although i have to disagree. i love the graphics of MOST of on3ps skis. last years j'mos are my favorite
Jan 25 2011 3:19PM
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pigglywiggly
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*sigh*

so close yet so far away :(
Jan 25 2011 3:23PM
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leahey
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Don't you dare call those bad hahahah
Jan 25 2011 3:24PM
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CDdesign
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hey man, again it probibly doesnt matter how they look anyway cuz people can focus on how awesome the ski skis anyway and not how it looks lol! :)  and at the end of the day, ON3P sales are still gunna be high from what i have seen!
Jan 25 2011 3:46PM
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simon44
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are you serious. These graphics are sick. very unique. And theres a story behind each picture.
Jan 25 2011 7:12PM
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Alf_Alfa
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Dont know how this thread would exist without these.....
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Jan 25 2011 7:18PM
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smile=]
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pics of the stephen h hawking?
Jan 25 2011 7:24PM
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poluhasuper
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duuudeee no way man!!!! those are really interesting graphics in my opinion, but anything by dynastar is total shit
Jan 25 2011 7:25PM
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smile=]
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https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/540550/
Jan 25 2011 7:26PM
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steezypink21
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08-08 goat's (last year before rocker) love the ski because it's big stiff and charges, just hate the fucking neon tokyo night graphice
Jan 25 2011 7:29PM
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Ducky.
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I agree. There different, but I like them.

And to whoever posted the Bacons...... -__-
Jan 26 2011 2:05AM
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PeterWojnar
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Hmmm, you appear to be mistaken, methinks

I love that topsheet, there's nothing better than looking down at it on a powder day.
Jan 26 2011 2:16AM
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hjb
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Have you been sniffing glue?
Jan 26 2011 3:19AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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I personally hate the A-Bangs
Jan 26 2011 3:34AM
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*valkyrie*
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Last years Boone Glosticks - my bf has a pair and their topsheets are ugly/stupid with rainbow colored "grafitti", paint drippings and a "parental advisory" icon
Jan 26 2011 1:20PM
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SlimDunkin.
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Afterbangs, hands down, holy shit they're so turrible
Jan 26 2011 4:33PM
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Spinoza
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weird that the p4's are uggo since Twalls T3's are sooo ill
Jan 26 2011 4:36PM
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Flacko
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kastle are even more pathetic
Jan 27 2011 9:45PM
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Blamparek
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Those are dope as fuck!
Jan 27 2011 10:05PM
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mcweapon
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ug!  i think that is a terriable design!  so blah with no color... and i know the girls on the skis are tiny.. but still... the overall design is not my style... i like crazy ski graphics with lots of color  ... but its all personal preference!
Jan 28 2011 3:41PM
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J.J.M
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Do i win?


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Jan 28 2011 3:58PM
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