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meth_time
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If a bird crosses the road in the middle of a forest, which side of the road does he cross over to?















The right side!

AAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAAHAHA





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Jan 22 2011 1:25AM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
niceeeee
Jan 22 2011 1:27AM
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KillaSteeze
Posts: 3329 - Karma: 351

first post and stupid, get a new joke

Jan 22 2011 1:28AM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
^lol
Jan 22 2011 1:31AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
yo, nice first post
Jan 22 2011 1:37AM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
You have no clue who meth_time.$ is. And your name is KillaSteez, so you must be twelve.
Jan 22 2011 1:40AM
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LS.
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 858
your name is poonslayer you must be 13
Jan 22 2011 1:45AM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
8 you fucking retard. I use teh properz grammmmmar.
Jan 22 2011 1:46AM
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hellyeaaaah
Posts: 640 - Karma: 8
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse replies "My wife is terminally ill"
Jan 22 2011 12:07PM
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Heinzler
Posts: 1931 - Karma: 125
2 guys was into a bar.







the third one ducks
Jan 22 2011 12:19PM
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Heinzler
Posts: 1931 - Karma: 125
walk into a bar*
Jan 22 2011 12:19PM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
Jan 22 2011 12:19PM
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ski@jaypeak2
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 394
knock knock
Jan 22 2011 12:35PM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,399
I know it's a little late for Christmas jokes but.... What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa.....Santa stops after 3 ho's.....
Jan 22 2011 12:38PM
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Nobody.
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 471
Duck walks into a bar and asks... "got any grapes?"
Bartender says....nope.
Duck comes back the next day and says.."got any grapes?"
Bartender says...nothings changed, we still don't have any grapes.
Duck comes back again and says..."got any grapes?"
Bartender says...no, and if you ask me again, i'm going to shoot you.
So the Duck comes back and says..."Got any firearms?"
Bartender...No?
Duck..."Got any grapes?"
Jan 22 2011 3:48PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
whos there?
Jan 22 2011 4:42PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
I'm up
Jan 22 2011 4:44PM
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corona
Posts: 12752 - Karma: 32,266
what's the difference between a can of soup and a toaster?


nothing, except the toaster isn't a can of soup
Jan 22 2011 4:49PM
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binturong-qwerty
Posts: 1506 - Karma: 146
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe (its okay Im jewish)?
Canoes tip

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza?
One is a person who follows the rules of the jewish faith, and one is a pizza
Jan 22 2011 4:52PM
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ski@jaypeak2
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 394
broken pencil
Jan 22 2011 8:48PM
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
What does one tampon say to the other?
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nothing, they're both stuck-up bitches.
Jan 22 2011 8:52PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
[img]http://www.mkrob.com/wp-content/themes/newspress/timthumb.php?src=http://www.mkrob.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/maroney.jpg&w=220&h=250&zc=1[/img]
Jan 22 2011 8:52PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
[img]http://www.mkrob.com/wp-content/themes/newspress/timthumb.php?src=http://www.mkrob.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/maroney.jpg&w=220&h=250&zc=1[/IMG]
Jan 22 2011 8:53PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
suck it ns i never fail at picture posting
Jan 22 2011 8:53PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
why did hitler kill himself after the haulocaust? he saw his gas bill.
Jan 22 2011 8:59PM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
a guy walk into a bar















he's an alcoholic and his habit is tearing his family apart
Jan 22 2011 9:00PM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
what do you call a black guy flying a plane?






















A pilot you racist!
Jan 22 2011 9:05PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
an giraffe walks into the bakkery and asks the baker, have you got wwhite bread? no says the baker, only white breaqd!
giraffe: oh doesnt matter im at the bike..

HAHAHAHAHA
sorry im drunk and there are no raccoons on www.raccooncam.com :(
Jan 22 2011 9:17PM
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blatt
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 3,097
why couldnt the airplane fly?

because it was a loaf of bread
Jan 22 2011 9:26PM
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Cthulhu
Posts: 528 - Karma: 21
i know im a horrible person for it but i just laughed sooo hard
Jan 22 2011 9:27PM
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Captain_Crunch
Posts: 7 - Karma: 10
Horse walks into a bar...bartender asks, why the long face?
Two muffins are in a microwave, one muffin said to the other, ITS HEATING UP IN HERE, the other muffin said AHHHHHH  ATALKING MUFFIN

Jan 22 2011 9:31PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Why can a man never starve in a desert?

Because he can eat the sand which is there.
Jan 22 2011 9:31PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
how many cats does it take to drive a car?













































4
Jan 22 2011 9:36PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI
Jan 22 2011 9:36PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse unable to comprehend human language, shits on the floor and leaves
Jan 22 2011 9:54PM
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hellyeaaaah
Posts: 640 - Karma: 8
Two farmers are standing in a field. One says "it's pretty cold out, don't you think?" The other farmer says nothing, as he is trying to think of how the first farmer that his son has just been called in a car accident.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.
Jan 22 2011 10:03PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
wat
Jan 22 2011 10:17PM
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hellyeaaaah
Posts: 640 - Karma: 8
Gee wiz I am retarded haha

"as he is trying to think of how to tell the first farmer that his son has just been called in a car accident"

I hope it makes sense now, I am too damn tired to tell
Jan 22 2011 10:45PM
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.Emerson.
Posts: 1548 - Karma: 16
A meth_time signs onto Newschoolers and posts a joke that's more wat than funny and I chuckle.
Jan 22 2011 10:55PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
a guy walks into a bar and realizes this joke has already been posted
Jan 22 2011 10:57PM
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Kellso
Posts: 452 - Karma: 11
his name made sense for the joke
Jan 23 2011 3:18AM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
quality post.
Jan 23 2011 3:44AM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
what do mushrooms do at a party?























get hyphae
Jan 23 2011 3:46AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar and one says to the other, "I think I just lost an electron!"

The other goes, "Are you sure?"

"Of course, I'm positive!"
Jan 23 2011 3:49AM
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Utard
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 296
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much a beer costs. The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
Jan 23 2011 4:12AM
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thugaim
Posts: 2181 - Karma: 33
ok so a horse walks into a bar and then the bartender says horses aren't allowed here i'm calling animal control... i forgot the rest but your mother is a whore.
















you just read this in my voice.



















































































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Jan 23 2011 4:40AM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
Why was 6 afraid of 7?


cuz 7 was a woman...

Please don't ban me, I love women!
Jan 23 2011 4:48AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
YES
Jan 23 2011 5:42AM
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AOTEAROA
Posts: 2216 - Karma: 15
i dont get the first joke. explain
Jan 23 2011 6:12AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Three guys are on the edge of a cliff. A wise, old man comes up to them and says "You must leap from this cliff, and whatever you shout out before you jump, you will land in."

First guy shouts "Money!" and lands in a huge sea of 100 dollar bills.

Second guy shouts "Women!" and lands in a large pile of voluptuos girls.


Third guy slips on the edge and shouts "--oh SHIT!"
Jan 23 2011 7:00AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15078 - Karma: 9,136
LOLOLOLOL
Jan 23 2011 10:17AM
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