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The World According to Americans

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pmills
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It's not our fault we caught a group on their way home from a geography bee. And they taught us that Uzbekistan is one of the world's two doubly-landlocked countries!
Jan 21 2011 9:51PM
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Bart.Man
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Haha way to go map-makers who stuck it to the pricks tryin to prove something hahahaha
Jan 21 2011 9:55PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Jan 21 2011 9:58PM
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Dosh
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no way this is fake! americans don't know anything about the rest of the world! only canadians do and they also know more about the states than we do! heck they know everything b/c their public universities are so fucking affordable and some of the very best in the world!
Jan 21 2011 10:01PM
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hoodratz47
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ok...???
Jan 21 2011 10:07PM
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General_Ripper
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Meh its all going to be under our control soon enough after the war over rare earth metals..

Jan 21 2011 10:08PM
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geteducated
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Jan 21 2011 10:11PM
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SkiThe603
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that map was spot on
Jan 21 2011 10:13PM
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jason...
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you're now my favorite american on this website.
Jan 21 2011 10:16PM
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Emma_Watson
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Jan 21 2011 11:45PM
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Dobies.
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fuck off. i'm happy living in the US and your happy living wherever you live.
Jan 22 2011 12:26AM
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Dosh
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two things that NS has no clue about: the US (for those Canadians), and hip-hop (for about 98% of the website)
Jan 22 2011 12:37AM
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ORDEAL
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WHY IN THE WORLD DO ALL OF YOUR THREADS HAVE THE OP IN ITALICS.
Jan 22 2011 12:40AM
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Bean_Slc
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Now im not too sure what you dun said ther, but it soundid like you were makin fun of america. So fuck you foreigner! Its ameriCAN not ameriCANT!!!!!
Jan 22 2011 1:51AM
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mowdapow
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Well put sir.
Jan 22 2011 1:51AM
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bistroburrito
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damn straight...hahaha this
Jan 22 2011 7:53AM
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pmills
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it's an indication that they are not my words
Jan 22 2011 8:01AM
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B.Pol
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I lost big time hahaha.
Jan 22 2011 11:55AM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
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i lol'd so fucking hard.
Jan 22 2011 11:56AM
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J.DUKE
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laughing at this totally made my hangover worse. nice job
Jan 22 2011 12:35PM
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SONlC
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Does not knowing anything about geography make you ignorant? If so consider me ignorant.
Jan 22 2011 12:45PM
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thugaim
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Jan 22 2011 12:56PM
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Jonny7
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Jan 22 2011 1:15PM
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vailsux.com
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Europe: Darwin and Richard Dawkins.

U.S.A.: Niles Eldridge and Stephen Jay Gould.
Jan 22 2011 1:41PM
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hoodratz47
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where?????


Jan 22 2011 1:46PM
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hoodratz47
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no shit^^^^^^
Jan 22 2011 2:04PM
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Dosh
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Yeah i may have come off a bit snide, but I do hear and interact with Canadians every day, and simply form my impressions based on that. I don't think I am special for being here, in fact, i am glad to be living here, and moved up here for a different experience. But don't pull the whole 'you are so ignorant card'. You also cement the Canadian 'holier-than-thou, i am very smug and conceited' stereotype. And I am not saying that everyone is like that, but that is the general feeling I get most of the time. Anyway, I enjoy both countries quite a bit, but at the end of the day I would say i like the atmosphere of the states a lot better-at least in the Northeastern cities. The people there have a certain edginess to them that so far I have seen a lot of Canadians lack. You're going to find people on both ends of the intelligence spectrum in the States, but I find the people to be more interesting and fun to be around. There exists more of an outlier population that keeps things more interesting. Canadians come off as quite bland to me and lack in the sense of humor dep't a lot of the time, but hey I don't know everyone in the country, so that of course is a generalization too.
Jan 22 2011 2:16PM
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thugaim
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>american
>culture
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Jan 22 2011 2:23PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Jan 22 2011 2:39PM
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hoodratz47
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i agree with the idea that the east coast has an edge..... and i can say in Chicago people are in a hurry
people in Oregon are way way laid back... i have seen a bumper-sticker that said.. "keep Portland passive aggressive"
Jan 22 2011 2:40PM
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thugaim
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Jan 22 2011 2:48PM
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howlongcanausern
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sorry we can't hear america haters on the moon
Jan 22 2011 2:51PM
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Dwarftosser1
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/thread

Jan 22 2011 2:56PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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win.
Jan 22 2011 2:59PM
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maximiliaan
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i love the europe and america pics, both
Jan 22 2011 3:03PM
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vailsux.com
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I'm alright with that.

Jan 22 2011 3:06PM
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PON3
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that chick with the hair armpits is kinda hot
Jan 22 2011 3:14PM
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kris.....
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Jan 22 2011 3:17PM
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CKpolicy
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i find it interesting that che guevara lived and died to fight capitalism just to end up on t-shirts from target and a canadian freeskier's internet avatar.
Jan 22 2011 3:25PM
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Waketowake11
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I've lived on the east coast my entire life. I've been to Canada, Mexio, and some parts of the US. First off, I would like to say without a doubt that East Coast ppl definitely have an "edge". We have a type of humor that is hard to understand. Things are the most funny wen you are "making fun" of someone or something, idk why. the west coast seems pretty laid back and everyone is pretty nice and easy to get along with. The south on the other hand is completely different, we should have divide into two different countries imo lol.
Jan 22 2011 3:37PM
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Heinzler
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BOOM..
Jan 22 2011 3:52PM
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thugaim
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>implying anyone here killed Che Guevara.
Jan 22 2011 4:11PM
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Dobies.
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Yo man this thread is full of arguing, but that is so disrespectful, seriously.
Jan 23 2011 12:45AM
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Token
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according to SF

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Jan 23 2011 4:53AM
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howlongcanausern
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dude that video is fucking crazy.


7,000,000 dead in just one winter??? holy shit
Jan 23 2011 10:42AM
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C-Burg
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GOD BLESS AMERICA
Jan 23 2011 10:47AM
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SeanTom
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this one's better.
Jan 23 2011 11:28AM
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pmills
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If by better you mean more stereotypical, ya... But funnier? No.
Jan 23 2011 2:30PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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This is more like the world according to an ignorant bigot.
Jan 23 2011 3:07PM
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.frenchy
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ahah I saw that on fukung and lol'd.
Jan 23 2011 5:54PM
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giantsrock28
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Americans are just very good at doing things for our own self-interest, much better than the rest of the world. There is a reason we have the world's largest economy, because we have been able to open up foreign markets and bring down trade barriers. While European countries were feuding with each other for 200+ years we were building up our influence. Now we get to use that influence to get what we want, mainly oil.
Jan 23 2011 7:23PM
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