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10...no 11 reasons skiing is better than sex

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Seth.S
Posts: 630 - Karma: 1,626

one of my friends just send me a text saying 11 reasons that skiing is better than sex

1. Take breaks whenever you want

2.choose between beginner and expert

3.Lube lasts longer

4.Choice of day or night

5.Can leave whenever you want

6.Pay once and ride all day

7.Doesnt require foreplay

8.Listen to the music YOU like

9.A lot more white stuff to shred

10.You are still fresh afterwards

11.Wont have child support bills in 9 months

-Nazi Midge Lucas

Jan 18 2011 11:27PM
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Ski_Alot
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one reason sex is better than skiing.. sometimes: the gapers in sex are nicer
May 15 2011 10:09PM
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gus555
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28. When you ride skis so hard that something breaks you dont have to pay hospital bills.
May 15 2011 10:10PM
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Z-Juice
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well I mean I would because i'm Christian
May 15 2011 10:12PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
i put skiing and sex on the same level right above eating and breathing.

besides, i think you're missing CR's point. theres risks involved with skiing. risks that can end your life. that doesn't stop us from going out and skiing every damn day we can. you're using it out of context.

basically what i'm saying is skiing = sex > everything else
May 15 2011 10:12PM
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.frenchy
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well put dude
May 15 2011 10:13PM
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POW-WOW
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#. Skis dont care if you want to go to the bar all day.

May 15 2011 10:19PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 177
sex is better
May 15 2011 10:24PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
Yea waist deep fluff is about equal in my mind too. LOL at east coast kids with there oatmeal and rails. No but seriously i wann to go ski the east coast for a bit so i can hit some fun rails.
May 15 2011 10:32PM
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DaysToCome
Posts: 1601 - Karma: 86
i feel sorry for you buddy
May 15 2011 11:56PM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
lololololol yes
May 16 2011 12:03AM
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klayer_9
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May 16 2011 12:21AM
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jonny828
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 58
as much as i love the snow man, gettin laid is just the tits. ive rode plenty of mountains and hit some deep pow and its wicked for sure but id definitely rather get laid
May 16 2011 12:36AM
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baz1
Posts: 287 - Karma: -37
threadsssszz
May 16 2011 4:07AM
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katalina
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my NS profile has not been edited since i made it and you guys are just NOW having this conversation.... come ON.
skiing, sex, eating and sleeping.
my 4 favorite things.

May 16 2011 4:19AM
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theabortionator
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47. we don't talk about fight club
May 16 2011 4:23AM
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alexg1687
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48. You can film yourself doing it by yourself and its not awkward at all.

40. Your POV, pole mounted camera has less of a chance of getting wet
May 16 2011 4:43AM
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katalina
Posts: 794 - Karma: 16
you don't have to wear protection if you don't want to.

for GIRLS! you can control how fast you want to go (fucking jackrabbits)
you can ride with whoever and whenever, without getting called a slut
May 16 2011 4:48AM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
disagree, I ain't never had to pay hospital bills for fuckin too hard. definitely would have spent more than I've earned in my lifetime on hospital bills in the last 2 years if I didn't have insurance.

1. when you add white powder to your skiing experience, you have no worries of getting coke dick
May 16 2011 9:34AM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
i see what you did there.
May 16 2011 12:26PM
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vauban08
Posts: 575 - Karma: 119
Skiing is better than sex, because no matter how great the main thing was, it's always followed by an after-bang! :D
May 16 2011 1:22PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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well thats no fun.
May 16 2011 1:33PM
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jonny828
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 58
does that mean youd prefer to fuck a girl who says nothing in bed?
May 16 2011 4:03PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
Posts: 1128 - Karma: 230

Your grandparents wont be dissapointed in you if you ride black skis.

ha

May 16 2011 4:14PM
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DsMoK3
Posts: 467 - Karma: 198
sex is def not worth dying for
May 16 2011 4:30PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
#. your skis never use teeth
May 16 2011 4:33PM
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StanMcStanson
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ah fair enough, my bad haha
May 16 2011 5:26PM
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J_BISCHOF
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 1,449
You must be a virgin.
Or you've never experienced raw dog.
May 16 2011 5:35PM
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baz1
Posts: 287 - Karma: -37
your ski's don't cry when you throw your feet in them?
May 16 2011 8:02PM
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skithesprings
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i remember when i was a 13 year old virgin.

try getting your dick wet, then you can talk.
May 16 2011 10:50PM
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