So one day he was eating some M&Ms with his girlfriend and he gets this great fucking idea that he wants to eat some out of this girls vag. I guess she was okay with it because next thing he knows hes going down on a candy filled cunt. Everythings going good and he's having a blast. Some of the M&Ms are wet for obvious reasons, but he eats one that is particularly wet and chewy. He thinks nothing of it and finishes the job.
He wakes up the next morning and looks in the mirror to find red dots all over his face. So he goes to the doctor to find what the fuck is up. Turns out he got herpes from eating a herpes sack. HE ATE A FUCKING HERPES SACK. Imagine biting down into a gooey chewy ewwy M&M and having herpes sauce explode all over your mouth.