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Sean.
Posts: 226 - Karma: 50
So me and my friend just met these girls in michigan but the thing is that we are from illinois so we will never see them again. So what we need help with is to give them a fake name so we can ramble on about some bullshit.... so me and my friend were thinking about giving them a young freeskiers name... so i need help with that. who is a young pro that is around 17-19 with a lot of coverage? like internet, videos, etc. so then they can look him up and completely fall for it. please help. Karma for whoever helps.
Jan 16 2011 8:29PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36720 - Karma: 111,000
Name one of them "whore slut bitch 1" and the other one "whore slut bitch 2".
Jan 16 2011 8:30PM
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marley-skis
Posts: 794 - Karma: 330
You're an idiot.
Jan 16 2011 8:31PM
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Sean.
Posts: 226 - Karma: 50
were looking for a name of a freeskier... lol
Jan 16 2011 8:31PM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,545
Tanner Hall
Jan 16 2011 8:31PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
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Jan 16 2011 8:32PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
..................
Jan 16 2011 8:33PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36720 - Karma: 111,000
Why on earth would you do that? That would sound fucking retarded. "OH DUDE TOM WALLISCH TEXTED ME. SHES SO HOT."

Idiot.
Jan 16 2011 8:34PM
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Sean.
Posts: 226 - Karma: 50
dude these girls are fucking retarded... they would fall for it. they just asked where chicago was...
Jan 16 2011 8:35PM
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[tk]
Posts: 3863 - Karma: 1,906
Tom Wallisch. He's pretty hot right now, should have a lot of coverage
Jan 16 2011 8:35PM
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Rbamf
Posts: 792 - Karma: 15
wtf go skiing or go meet new girls.  you sound like a pimp.  fsho playa!
Jan 16 2011 8:35PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
gus kenworthy and bobby brown.

there pretty legit youngins...
Jan 16 2011 8:37PM
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mackcamp
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 263
Sean Jordan, your name is Sean so your not really lying to them, think about it.
Jan 16 2011 8:40PM
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t3hb055
Posts: 813 - Karma: 15
Wom Tallisch is pretty big
Jan 16 2011 8:41PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
except if you type their name into google, you'll see pics of their face and im willing to bet these guys dont look like them
Jan 16 2011 8:45PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
i doubt these girls a) would care enough b) even know how to use google. so it shouldnt matter if its just a one time thing.. either way good luck and story_tiem later
Jan 16 2011 8:49PM
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Darth_Veeder
Posts: 1054 - Karma: -26
And then if they fall for it, put a doughnut in her butt.
Jan 16 2011 8:50PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
hey duffgirl
Jan 16 2011 9:10PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
so then they would be able to make up any random name and say theyre pro skiers and it wouldnt make a difference...
Jan 16 2011 9:13PM
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ReignMan
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 226
wait who?
Jan 16 2011 9:13PM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
golden wheelchair award?
Jan 16 2011 9:14PM
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Njens.
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 46
This is stupid
Jan 16 2011 9:15PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36720 - Karma: 111,000
Go fap to her ski pic that she tells me you are obsessed about :)
Jan 16 2011 9:21PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
well i could, if i wanted to. could you? i didn't think so.
Jan 16 2011 9:25PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36720 - Karma: 111,000
Oh look! Another attempt to put me down for my age.
Jan 16 2011 9:26PM
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bryansbryan
Posts: 645 - Karma: 7
oh wow, never heard that one before. try being a little more creative because now you just sound like an retard that just got called out for having a hard on while making out with his retard girlfriend.
Jan 16 2011 9:26PM
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marley-skis
Posts: 794 - Karma: 330
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Jan 16 2011 9:31PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498

just Fuck her, then walk away

Jan 16 2011 9:40PM
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hwagner
Posts: 274 - Karma: 8
i dont really get what hes trying to say?
Jan 17 2011 2:03AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147

he wants to claim that he's a pro skier so that later after he leaves when she googles his name she sees mad media on him and thinks she was with a pro...

Jan 17 2011 2:15AM
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hwagner
Posts: 274 - Karma: 8
oh whatta homo.....you dont need to say youre a pro skiier to get chicks
Jan 17 2011 2:21AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
This thread is beyond retarded. You don't need any "girl help" you just need some young pro skier's names to use, which you are obviously to stupid to figure out.

PS, Nominated please.
Jan 17 2011 2:21AM
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=FAIL=
Posts: 536 - Karma: 47

Sean Pettit.

He doesn't do much talking on the videos, so you should be good without using a weird accent.

I'm from New Zealand, so all of your accents sound weird to me.

Jan 17 2011 2:21AM
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Talacious[Tally]
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 189
roll with the fake names!
Jan 17 2011 2:29AM
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Montville57
Posts: 1364 - Karma: 18
Sir uhhh.. Now be a little hard to hear right now but uhh u might be gay. Give it a couple days to sink in
Jan 17 2011 2:40AM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
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Jan 17 2011 2:51AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
Aquire donuts.
Jan 17 2011 3:02AM
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t3hb055
Posts: 813 - Karma: 15
I agree, i figured the real motive behind this inquiry to be that he wants more young ski boys to jerk it to.
Jan 17 2011 3:11AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
thread title lead me to believe you might need lm, thread content leads me to believe you may need "generic putdown"
Jan 17 2011 9:37AM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
Are you on chat roulette or omegle?
Jan 17 2011 9:40AM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
Your stupid just tell them you'll never see them again bitch
Jan 17 2011 9:58AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,294
Matt Margetts and Joe Schuster. They always get the ladies!
Jan 17 2011 10:28AM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
Wait, are you trying to impress them by making them think you know some pro skier or something? Because unless they ski, I guarantee they won't give a flying fuck who any of those people are. And even if they do, they still may not care.

Jan 17 2011 12:24PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
lol at this thread
Jan 17 2011 12:28PM
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Dr.D-Sag
Posts: 212 - Karma: 374
You must really kill it in the park...
Jan 17 2011 7:41PM
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skiblandford
Posts: 1503 - Karma: 2
so let me get this right
you meet these girls and you didnt tell them your name, do you even know their names?
this smells like trouble to me. i say go for it
Jan 17 2011 7:48PM
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Dobies.
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Jan 25 2011 5:50PM
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poluhasuper
Posts: 599 - Karma: 13
theron, they arent giving the girls a name, they are trying to pretend to be someone, are you retarded man? hahahaha
Jan 25 2011 5:57PM
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WaterBottle
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 4
probz like alex schlopy and Dale talkington ... people thaat dont have pictures of their face on the webz
Jan 25 2011 5:59PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
MIkE JONeS
Jan 25 2011 6:51PM
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