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Why I hate gapers

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Changethattape
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So last night I was at a bar/club called Cecilias in breckenridge. The story starts out with me and my friends all getting shitty and having a fun time I have a gf so I wasnt trying to get layed or anything jus livin with the friends. So this gaper looking dood got into and argument with two girls who im friends with and ended up hitting one of them and almost knocking her over. I responded to by quickly punching him in the face and knocking him down. The bouncers came over kicked him out immidiatly. An hour later I went to get a burrito at luchas right next door and that kid was sitting there mouthing off like a baby. It went back and forth for a minute then the kid threw a glass of water at me. Well he kinda hit me with it and also the cute girl standing next to me. He stood up shoved me I took his hat pull it over his face and shoved him right in the dome peice..... 5 minutes later I was outside smoking a cigg with a bunch of doods and I get a hook punch from the side by this kid splitting my lip in 2 pieces. I never saw the kid coming and he ran away right after he noticed all mah friends were right there to beat the shit out of him. I had to go to the hospital and get a bunch of stitches and now mah lips all mangled. Fuck you gapers go back to florida and fuck yourselves.

Short version. Gapers are bitches and need to be hit

Jan 15 2011 11:45PM
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Skittle.
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yer speling is good dood
Jan 15 2011 11:47PM
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meth_time
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Jan 15 2011 11:48PM
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Changethattape
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I took a bunch of vicodin and it makes me not care about the spelling of dood (dude)
Jan 15 2011 11:49PM
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JamesR
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u catch feelins bro?
Jan 15 2011 11:49PM
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Dan.P
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This is also why i dislike all unskilled skiers
Jan 15 2011 11:50PM
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the_moderaper
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Our mountain has a flat down rail on the top of the roll-in for a jump. Everyone decides to sit at the top of the roller for the longest time before going so atleast 5 times today, I call my drop, hit the rail and see some gaper right next to me about to hit the jump. I'm like, ohh, I'll just slow down, let him get ahead and pop hard to still clear it. Nah, gaper boy carves and carves and carves untill I know he's going to land in the middle of the flat so just turn off and go around the jump. My mountain only has 1 jump right now. Run well spent.
Jan 15 2011 11:51PM
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BenWhit
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this is an incredibly accurate representation of all skiers who are less skilled than the OP.

oh and vicodin for stitches? did they stitch up your vagina too? i've had stitches/staples 5 times and have not once been given anything but ibuprofen. c'mon bro. if you're gonna go around starting fights, you can't be poppin' pills after gettin' socked one in the kisser.
Jan 16 2011 12:24AM
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Ducky.
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Lol
Jan 16 2011 12:31AM
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GayWolf420
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Ouch you took vicodin for a split lip? Maybe you should apply some vagisil to your vag, pussy.
Jan 16 2011 12:32AM
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Ducky.
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Changethattape hates you
Jan 16 2011 12:33AM
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GayWolf420
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He needs 2 learn proper fighting techniquez.
Jan 16 2011 12:35AM
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leahey
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Why I feel like I've seen this thread before...
Jan 16 2011 12:37AM
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Master_Debater
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that sucks, i hate them because i can never hit a little jib without one skiing across my landing
Jan 16 2011 12:39AM
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GolfingElephant
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i dont know what to say.
have you tried closing your vagina
Jan 16 2011 2:44AM
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GORlLLA
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Pics.
Jan 16 2011 2:54AM
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soulskier
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after reading this, i think i just hate people in general
Jan 16 2011 3:03AM
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95959
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No
Jan 16 2011 3:04AM
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DockEllis
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Personally, I love gapers. For the most part they are halarious; plus they pay my bills and allow me to live at a resort. But if I was in Breck, the gaper mecca of North America, I would probably see where you're coming from.
Jan 16 2011 11:21AM
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Jodi
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yessssssssssssssssss!
Jan 16 2011 11:28AM
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derpina
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I was gonna bash this thread until I saw it included Cecelia's, Luchas and punching chicks. THAT'S SOME BUUULLLSHIT. But yeah, stay away from Cecelia's on Holiday weekends man, nothing but trouble.
Jan 16 2011 11:35AM
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pmw
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because this has nothing to actually do with gapers, im assuming you came here to bitch about your first fight, from an extremely biased standpoint?


pussy
Jan 16 2011 11:36AM
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ImNotARacist
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That bitch be crazy not taking the punch for your ass.
Jan 16 2011 11:39AM
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I_Am_Mod
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if the guy comes back 3 times after your first punch it only proves one thing ...

you didn't punch him hard enough the first time ....
Jan 16 2011 11:40AM
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ORDEAL
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I know what you mean
Jan 16 2011 12:11PM
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twoplankerbean
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yup.
Jan 16 2011 12:44PM
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C-Burg
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i like gapers because they pay for shit
Jan 16 2011 12:48PM
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gus555
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i think your definition of a gaper might be different than most people's. also, your signiture says the n word...ban?
Jan 16 2011 1:01PM
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DUKES
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holy fuck i saw you at the hospital, i was their cause my stupid snowboarder friend broke his neck tubing (retard). you were bleedin quite a bit
Jan 16 2011 1:50PM
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jason...
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fuck off squaron, just cause you will never experience the joy of vicodin doesnt mean nobody else can.
Jan 16 2011 2:07PM
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TechnoPotamus
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wat?
Jan 16 2011 2:14PM
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I_Am_Mod
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haha, i like how you refer to a "friend" who broke his neck as a retard :)
Jan 16 2011 2:21PM
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deleted5
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im i was thee last night and i dont remeber any of that going down but i did dance on the stripper pole like 10 times
Jan 16 2011 2:44PM
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introvert
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OP, that blows. I am sorry for you having to deal with an asshole.
Jan 16 2011 3:06PM
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Stickity
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i almost bled to death and stopped taking the vicoden i was prescribed cuz i'm a hardass
Jan 16 2011 4:23PM
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Skittle.
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i feel like hes just been eating it
Jan 16 2011 4:26PM
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Emma_Watson
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'layed'
Jan 16 2011 4:33PM
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alexat955
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zip up your loose vagina everyone can see it

go beat the shit out of him and post a video
Jan 16 2011 4:36PM
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geteducated
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ya dude id punch myself in the face to get stitches if i knew i was gonna get vics.
Jan 16 2011 5:04PM
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GayWolf420
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Squaron lolololol. Good one. Did you pull that out of your ass? OP is weak. Him an TGLifestyle should join forces. They will be an ustoppabble duo of pussies.
Jan 16 2011 7:05PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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great thread
Jan 16 2011 7:13PM
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no_steeze
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without gapers skiing wouldn't exist

it's weirder for someone to be good at skiing actually. who the fuck has the time, resources, and money to go skiing more than like 5 days a year?

it makes no sense that we ski 50-100 days a season from a normal person's standpoint and there are very few of us, so it is insanely unrealistic for everyone to be good at skiing
Jan 16 2011 7:16PM
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Evilchris
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the kid sounds more like a wannabe thug than a gaper
Jan 16 2011 7:17PM
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cushie
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yo man send me some of your vicodin in the mail, ill pay
Jan 16 2011 7:22PM
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iThinkiSki
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I can only imagine what would have happened it the little prick didnt be such a pussy and run away.
Jan 16 2011 7:33PM
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icantskiiFILM
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you clearly didnt hit him hard enough
Jan 16 2011 7:35PM
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-ROY-
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hitting chicks is not cool..but dude u sound like a tool
Jan 16 2011 7:49PM
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Blake.P
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Dude it sounds like that asshole was really bad at skiing
Jan 16 2011 8:08PM
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thebeesknees
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How did you come to the conclusion that this guy was a gaper while having no insight on his skiing abilities whatsoever? Your logic just failed.
Jan 16 2011 8:10PM
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timmi
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hitting a girl isn't right, i get throwing a punch there. but i guarantee in the later situations you were instigating and getting him riled up. do you always solve your problems with your fist, brobrah?
Jan 16 2011 8:11PM
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DUKES
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yeah my friends are retarded as meaning slow
Jan 16 2011 8:34PM
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