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Unfortunate Real Life Names

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AbeFroman
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Karen Crotchfelt (Newspaper Editor) - You know guys in high school had fun with that last name.

Dick Groat (MLB player) - sounds like an STD.

Dick Trickle (race car driver) - sounds like the symptom of an STD.

Dick Tips (Businessman)

and my favorite

Rusty Kuntz (baseball Player)

add to the list
Jan 11 2011 8:51PM
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hundreds
Posts: 775 - Karma: 341
thanks for telling me what they sound like, I couldn't figure that out myself
Jan 11 2011 8:53PM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
Abe Froman
Jan 11 2011 8:54PM
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SPECK
Posts: 616 - Karma: 47
I know a girl named JANET TALL

say that fast
Jan 11 2011 8:54PM
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AHSkier
Posts: 563 - Karma: 42
Aimee seaman
Jan 11 2011 8:54PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

AGNUS

(tremble)

Jan 11 2011 8:55PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,180
https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/580103/
Jan 11 2011 8:55PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
was paying for gas in squamish bc, and the gas station attendants name was 'sukhdeep'
Jan 11 2011 8:56PM
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AHSkier
Posts: 563 - Karma: 42
and I know a kid in my spanish class named harry jonson. and I think i spelled his last name wrong there is an H somewhere
Jan 11 2011 8:56PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
jamie walter
Jan 11 2011 8:57PM
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Dwarftosser1
Posts: 2602 - Karma: 951
i once knew a kid named Sledgehammer McFearson, fat, bald, redneck kid, if you didn't get that from the name.
Jan 11 2011 8:58PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15078 - Karma: 9,136
my last name is cummings
Jan 11 2011 8:58PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
keith is the ugliest name ever
Jan 11 2011 8:58PM
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dylansiggers
Posts: 1661 - Karma: 5,841
My friends name is Harry Willis
Jan 11 2011 8:59PM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
your such a flamer tom
Jan 11 2011 9:01PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
Harry Weiner. not even a joke, the guy was a little league ump.

Jan 11 2011 9:01PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
flamer= flame



i am hot



Jan 11 2011 9:03PM
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icantskiiFILM
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 140
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Jan 11 2011 9:06PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933

Once knew a kid with the last name of Humphrey.

Such a fag.

Jan 11 2011 9:06PM
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NicoChile
Posts: 690 - Karma: 199
A peruvian girl was named Disney for her first name and Land for her second.

And in Chile they named a boy US Navy, because a stupid family saw it in one of your navy ships and thought it was a real name.
Jan 11 2011 9:07PM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
there's kids named sukhdeeo and sukhpreet back when I was in high school
Jan 11 2011 9:08PM
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1337
Posts: 31039 - Karma: 29,013
lolwat
Jan 11 2011 9:10PM
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KnobJockey
Posts: 797 - Karma: 37

i lol'd

Jan 11 2011 9:10PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
tom fast.
Jan 11 2011 9:11PM
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1337
Posts: 31039 - Karma: 29,013
My dad works with a woman named Kerry Hunt


lol
Jan 11 2011 9:12PM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
was just about to say that as well.

My dad says that no one laughs at her. I do.
Jan 11 2011 9:14PM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
my friends dad works with a man named richard payne. aka dick payne
Jan 11 2011 9:14PM
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blong131
Posts: 2193 - Karma: 59
My dad's name is Dick Long. Baller.
Jan 11 2011 9:17PM
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Iget
Posts: 485 - Karma: 46
Win
Jan 11 2011 9:25PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
there is a girl that is in my school name " anja johnson"
Jan 11 2011 9:27PM
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es94
Posts: 291 - Karma: 67
mike littoris

OR

mike hunt.....say it fast
Jan 11 2011 9:34PM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
I don't get it.
Jan 11 2011 9:35PM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
there was a kid at my old school named Shane Blewitt
Jan 11 2011 9:36PM
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SkiGoldPeak
Posts: 202 - Karma: 31
I knew a kid named cock sucker
Jan 11 2011 9:37PM
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TheRealEvan.
Posts: 311 - Karma: 9
i was at the grocery store and this chick who worked there's name tag said t-pain
Jan 11 2011 9:41PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
In my town theres a Richard Head, Dick Sniffen, and Santa Dibble, formerly Santa Claus
Jan 11 2011 9:50PM
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Stembray
Posts: 122 - Karma: 10
My mom's maiden name is wiener and my dad's mom's maiden name is cummins.
Jan 11 2011 9:50PM
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ECB
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And there's an Asian couple. Kevin Wang is dating Mexing (pronounced Mazing, like amazing) so if they get married and abide by american tradition, not Chinese tradition, she Mexing Wang. But right now she is Mexing Dong.
Jan 11 2011 9:52PM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
I feel so sorry for him. lol
Jan 11 2011 9:54PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15078 - Karma: 9,136
also, Julia Heiman-Dick
Jan 11 2011 9:59PM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
we had a teacher at school named Ms File. her son was Peter. No joke
Jan 11 2011 10:00PM
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BULLSEMEN
Posts: 1289 - Karma: 16
Fonda pusey
Jan 11 2011 10:05PM
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no_steeze
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there's a teacher at my school named Dick Little. you always have to wonder why he wouldn't go by Richard, Rick, Rich, or Ricky
Jan 11 2011 10:10PM
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Pee_and_Ski
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 57
this is a fantastic thread
Jan 11 2011 10:11PM
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ReignMan
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 226
My science teacher was bal and HER name was Marie Sofsak. her husband prepare yourself....























































Harry Sofsak
Jan 11 2011 10:12PM
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marley-skis
Posts: 794 - Karma: 330
i babysit a kid named River. not very funny, its just a horrible name
Jan 11 2011 10:14PM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
haha yes!
Jan 11 2011 10:16PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
Posts: 2002 - Karma: 1,465
haha, i made a thread if you want more

Jan 11 2011 10:17PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
i play baseball with someone named cody dick.

his grandpas name is harry dick.
his moms name is sandy dick
Jan 11 2011 10:27PM
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HKizzle
Posts: 401 - Karma: 19
Harry Balls
Jan 11 2011 10:31PM
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Davy.Crockett
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we used to have a substitute teacher whose name was ms. goff. her sons name was jack goff

there were some more funny ones threads for when i remember
Jan 11 2011 10:32PM
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