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The random facts thread...

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Tall_Paul
Posts: 958 - Karma: 57
random fact #1:When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months

continue it on ns.....
Jan 8 2011 1:03PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 842
2. I just ate a bagel
Jan 8 2011 1:04PM
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Toonoman
Posts: 265 - Karma: 20
3. im kinda jealous
Jan 8 2011 1:06PM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 126
4- What if I just came back from McDonald's?
Jan 8 2011 1:41PM
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Toonoman
Posts: 265 - Karma: 20
5. Not so jealous, if it were KFC
Jan 8 2011 1:42PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
6. the most common place for adults in the US to have sex, other than the bedroom, is in a car
Jan 8 2011 1:55PM
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Toonoman
Posts: 265 - Karma: 20
7. More people find sitting on the toilet more relaxing than having had sex
Jan 8 2011 2:00PM
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Kellso
Posts: 452 - Karma: 11
8.this is a repost thread
Jan 8 2011 2:15PM
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scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
9. The creator of the NIKE Swoosh symbol was paid only $35 for the design.
Jan 8 2011 2:20PM
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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
"Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese. "
Jan 8 2011 2:22PM
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Dwight_Schrute
Posts: 579 - Karma: 18
10. If you punch someone in the armpit hard enough, they poop.
Jan 8 2011 2:30PM
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GBS
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 33
11. I am me.
Jan 8 2011 2:31PM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
12. I'm listening to Ghostface Killah
Jan 8 2011 2:32PM
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GBS
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 33
12. Im listening to Tech n9ne - Caribou Lou
Jan 8 2011 2:36PM
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corona
Posts: 12752 - Karma: 32,266
I have rampant diarrhea that hasn't gone away for 3 days
Jan 8 2011 2:49PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
but then got so many stock options she doesn't have to work anymore
Jan 8 2011 2:50PM
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[tk]
Posts: 3863 - Karma: 1,906
i googled it too!
Jan 8 2011 2:54PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
Fun Fact: If you log off of NS you get a fun fact, assuming your account settings are correct.
Jan 8 2011 3:07PM
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black_mamba
Posts: 566 - Karma: 12
13. i just no wiped... FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
Jan 8 2011 3:15PM
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ONTerriible
Posts: 1210 - Karma: 126
false, thats just your skin and such drying out so it gives the illusion of your hair growing.
Jan 8 2011 3:18PM
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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
Bears......Beats......Battlestar Galactica
Jan 8 2011 3:22PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
WHAT IS GOING ON? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!
Jan 8 2011 3:24PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,459
"A repost is a repost even when not intentionally reposted. Sometimes with an accidental repost people are willing to forgive and forget that your made a huge mistake and reposted a thread. Other times you may not be so lucky. If all those that reposted survived the following and completly necessary wall of hatred and abuse, we would be free to repost freely. A society that is free to repost is not a free society at all." -Tupac
Jan 8 2011 3:48PM
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Tall_Paul
Posts: 958 - Karma: 57
but i searched barred:(
Jan 8 2011 3:54PM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
if you hold your keyless entry remote up to your heart it increases the distance that your signal will be able to travel. not to be confused with holding it up to your cell phone, this does not work.
Jan 8 2011 5:34PM
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jibbits56
Posts: 336 - Karma: 10
If a girl has big naturals, then they make her float on water.
-Thank you manswers.
Jan 8 2011 5:39PM
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Jonny7
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Women are 37% more likely to go to a psychiatrist than men are
Jan 8 2011 5:39PM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
hmm...
Jan 8 2011 5:42PM
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cwillygood
Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829
haha the office :)
Jan 8 2011 5:44PM
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Dwarftosser1
Posts: 2602 - Karma: 951
staillions dont have nipples, they never complain though.
Jan 8 2011 5:47PM
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jibbits56
Posts: 336 - Karma: 10
don't believe it?
Jan 8 2011 5:52PM
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applejuice.
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i can't say that i remember mine floating...hahah
Jan 8 2011 6:04PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
MICHAEL!!!
Jan 8 2011 6:07PM
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Tall_Paul
Posts: 958 - Karma: 57
hahahahah
Jan 8 2011 6:29PM
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teleTay
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 186
maybe they arent big enough?
Jan 8 2011 7:41PM
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find
Posts: 431 - Karma: 27
isn't this obvious?
Jan 8 2011 7:43PM
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applejuice.
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lololololololol.
Jan 8 2011 8:13PM
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tommyp1ckles
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 55
hahahahaha.... surely this cant be true?
Jan 8 2011 8:20PM
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ookiedookie
Posts: 126 - Karma: 20
Eddie Van Halen performed/recorded the guitar solo for Michael Jackson's "Beat It" for free.
Jan 8 2011 8:28PM
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Skithedeep
Posts: 645 - Karma: 39
also a good way to collapse a lung and kill them
Jan 8 2011 8:32PM
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Jamerson
Posts: 346 - Karma: 10
Marijuana is illegal because of railroad companies
Jan 8 2011 8:37PM
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SONlC
Posts: 331 - Karma: 10
cats can beat up any animal
Jan 8 2011 8:54PM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
MICHAEL!!!
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Jan 8 2011 9:00PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
you can get any multiple choice question on a test right by counting the number of a's b's c's and d's in the question adding them together and dividing by how many answers there are. round the number you get to the closest solid number and whatever that number is is your answer. 1 being a, 2 being b and so on
Jan 8 2011 9:08PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
further explanation is needed
Jan 8 2011 9:13PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
how
Jan 8 2011 9:15PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,257

I LOVE BAGELS!!!!!!!

Jan 8 2011 9:24PM
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Butt=Tight
Posts: 315 - Karma: 5
An average of 12 babies a day are given tithe wrong parents.
Jan 8 2011 9:46PM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,951
I dont believe that for a second. Proof is needed, post a multiple choice question and Ill try it.
Jan 8 2011 9:49PM
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McFellon
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 2,005
right whales have a 12 foot retractable penis.
Jan 8 2011 9:50PM
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Lemuel
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I was going to do something a minute ago but forgot what I was going to do. Hmmmmmmm
Jan 8 2011 9:53PM
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