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Who is good at riddles?

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Avifarer
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For those who are familiar with mickeys beer..

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Jan 5 2011 9:12PM
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1337
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your mother's a whore
Jan 5 2011 9:13PM
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.frenchy
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nofuckinwai
Jan 5 2011 9:17PM
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rudager
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May Canoe Bag something Airhockey.

Makes perfect sense.
Jan 5 2011 9:19PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Looks like an ink bottle to me.
Jan 5 2011 9:21PM
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Steeze_Minister
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May canoe bag owl sorry (the board game)
Jan 5 2011 9:22PM
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samwise
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holy shit it IS an owl
Jan 5 2011 9:24PM
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B4NE1
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There are 188 days in May and the best time to play air hockey is in a canoe while eating a sandwich and drinking a jar of mystery liquid. Brett were you in Airdrie on new years and WHEN THE HELL IS DELIRIUM GONNA OPEN.
Jan 5 2011 9:24PM
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1337
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definitely a jar of mayonnaise
Jan 5 2011 9:27PM
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Nobody.
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I have no clue, kbai.
Jan 5 2011 9:28PM
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kootenayklaus
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peanut butter.

Jan 5 2011 9:28PM
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[creative]
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dr. suess is good at riddles... betcha he could figure it out
Jan 5 2011 9:30PM
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snwbrdmilf
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It's a good thing OP isn't asking for help with a rhyme then.
Jan 5 2011 9:37PM
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.jesus.
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and he's dead
Jan 5 2011 9:37PM
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rudager
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There's only one man for the job.

[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Ekk3mDKtgniUBM:http://www.fromheroestoicons.com/blog/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/DC-The-Riddler.jpg&t=1[/img]

Someone contact Batman, we're opening up Arkham
Jan 5 2011 9:37PM
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yuck
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the may canoe part probably is supposed to mean "making you" but i dont get the rest.
Jan 5 2011 9:38PM
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rudager
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Well that's no fun...

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Jan 5 2011 9:40PM
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Arabian.
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May raft bag jar ink
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Schlop
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what the fuck is going on in this thread.
Jan 5 2011 9:43PM
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.Apex.
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Making you bagel hockey
Jan 5 2011 9:57PM
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Lemuel
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May-canoe paper-applesauce-teet
Jan 5 2011 10:03PM
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SNEEZE
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MIKE RIDDLE
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Jan 5 2011 10:13PM
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daskis
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I have a riddle I heard a while back:
The man who made it sold it. The man who bought it never used it. And the man who used it never saw it. What is it?
Jan 5 2011 10:17PM
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MACAQUE
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A coffin. Or a cane for a blind guy.
Jan 5 2011 10:20PM
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blindside
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coffin, now get back to lamping.
Jan 5 2011 10:21PM
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Big_Meech
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Make A New Bagel ______?????
Jan 5 2011 10:25PM
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TheReverend
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If Pinocchio told you his nose will grow, what would happen?
Jan 5 2011 10:29PM
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MothaHucker
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making you boggled?
Jan 5 2011 10:33PM
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ChucklesNorman.
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Is it make a new begining?
Jan 5 2011 10:35PM
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steezenskis
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makeanewsandwichowlink. i got it.
Jan 5 2011 10:38PM
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soulskier
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make a new, for sure after that i'm puzzled reamcartonfbitargetdot? or maybe new years resolution but i dont see how thats possible
Jan 5 2011 10:40PM
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blindside
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I think you got it..
Jan 5 2011 10:41PM
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smltownjibba
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I think so too but what is that thing between the bag and ink?
Jan 5 2011 10:42PM
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ChucklesNorman.
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I'm almost positive. I can't think of anything else.
Jan 5 2011 10:43PM
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Lemuel
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cotton gin
Jan 5 2011 10:44PM
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Anathema
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may canoe is definitely make a new. make a new what. make a new bagowlink? MAKE A NEW BAGEL LINK!

why are we linking bagels.. it's a government conspiracy. BEWARE YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD COFFEE SHOP!

Jan 5 2011 10:47PM
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Steeze_Minister
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make a new bag full of ______
Jan 5 2011 10:51PM
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oreopancake.
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ffffuuuu i was just going to post it.

probably right.
Jan 5 2011 10:51PM
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daskis
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Looks like that's it.
Jan 5 2011 10:56PM
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Arabian.
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MAKE A NEW BEGINNING.
Jan 5 2011 11:03PM
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amo
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...http://www.mickeys.com/Caps.aspx

not there
Jan 5 2011 11:05PM
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Anathema
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wait i get it

google search: bottle cap riddle 188

the google makes all the internets less fun :(((((((

Jan 5 2011 11:05PM
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amo
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may-canoe (make a new) bag-gin-ink (beginning)

i guess
Jan 5 2011 11:12PM
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MothaHucker
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yup. its make a new beginning
Jan 5 2011 11:18PM
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ChucklesNorman.
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I can haz cookie??
Jan 5 2011 11:21PM
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pimpcat
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I like turtles. 

At least thats what the decoder that came with my fruit loops says.

Jan 5 2011 11:36PM
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nikkib.
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mind fuck
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mommy
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the joker!
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