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-Dan
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http://notarobot.com/index.htm

Can any of you make sense of this. Dunno how the titles relate, or how the stories relate, but there are some commonalities and its really bothering me. Take a look if you have a good brain.



Jan 1 2011 11:18PM
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3-6-steeze
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Ow
Jan 1 2011 11:41PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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i don't get it.
Jan 1 2011 11:44PM
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PeterWojnar
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I am rather enjoying that website, thank you. Some pretty brilliant stuff in there, actually.
Jan 1 2011 11:50PM
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Chompo.
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lol que?
Jan 1 2011 11:54PM
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GolfingElephant
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someone please explain
Jan 1 2011 11:54PM
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charmander
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this.

honestly, if it needs to be explained, you wont understand.
Jan 1 2011 11:59PM
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GolfingElephant
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i dont understand now so whats the differance?
Jan 2 2011 12:01AM
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Logey.
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Jan 2 2011 12:01AM
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Milksteak
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Some of those are pretty great.
Jan 2 2011 12:02AM
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Raz.
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epic cleverness
Jan 2 2011 12:12AM
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egg.
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que????
Jan 2 2011 12:19AM
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Canuker
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what the fuck is going on
Jan 2 2011 12:49AM
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CoonKiller
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plus k to you sir,that was some great reads
Jan 2 2011 1:11AM
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Nathn
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the fuck
Jan 2 2011 1:13AM
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Canuker
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Would someone mind explaining. Even just a little bit. Give my a broad idea of whats going on.

I feel like everyone saying great reads are full of shit and just fucking with us.

Jan 2 2011 1:20AM
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GolfingElephant
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bump for answer please
Jan 2 2011 3:15AM
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ImNotARacist
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That shit makes no goddamn sense.




Jan 2 2011 3:23AM
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i.ski.NC
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Ma brain.

It hurts.
Jan 2 2011 3:31AM
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p-fo
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there are connections in there... there definitely are
Jan 2 2011 3:34AM
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GolfingElephant
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salve riddle =r ecieve karma

Jan 2 2011 3:52AM
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-Dan
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I can appreciate the non sequitur humor within the posts, but I need help figuring out the big picture. if there is one.
Jan 2 2011 5:33AM
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Canuker
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Oh so its a riddle?

Jan 2 2011 1:01PM
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1337
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wat
Jan 2 2011 1:06PM
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matt.s
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this was awesome. bookmarking it
Jan 2 2011 1:11PM
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matt.s
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this one is my favourite:



sometimes i cut onions
and it makes
me cry because
one time an onion
broke into my house
and murdered my children
Jan 2 2011 1:14PM
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thugaim
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So is this just a collection of interesting humourous poems/stories or is there a higher meaning here?
Jan 2 2011 1:19PM
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matt.s
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yep.
Jan 2 2011 1:23PM
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Mezmerize19
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These are all really good
Jan 2 2011 1:24PM
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thugaim
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Does it have anything to do with robots?
Jan 2 2011 1:26PM
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Canuker
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i laughed so hard at this for some reason

Jan 2 2011 1:27PM
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PBraunstein
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i was truly hoping this had something to do with erasing everyone's memories so that we can go back to life before dubstep..
Jan 2 2011 1:31PM
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Mezmerize19
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Nope. you really have to think outside the box on some of them
Jan 2 2011 1:39PM
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no_steeze
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i'm just gonna say i think it's funny and clever so people will think i'm smart
Jan 2 2011 1:40PM
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GolfingElephant
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i think everyone is fuckin with us
Jan 2 2011 9:24PM
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charmander
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now you understand.
but you need to go deeper.

Jan 2 2011 9:25PM
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bo0b
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oh yeah , I totally get this, its so clever and deep..............

yeah i have no iddea what any of this means

Jan 2 2011 9:33PM
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matt.s
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its just satire and irony. in a very cleverly formatted way.
Jan 2 2011 9:33PM
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yuck
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i believe all the messages convey a limitless pathological interest, providing grounds for us to elaborate with our own inspiration. it also all relates the the subconcious human mantra so that we may look deeper into society and see that everything revolves around pop culture and a very media-controlled projection of what we enjoy as western-world human "individuals". we are all drones to the machine, nobody is independent and we all rely on some sort of external inspiration to live our lives the way we have been tricked into thinking we want to live them.
















just kidding, i dont have a clue what im reading here.
Jan 2 2011 9:33PM
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yeah i read the first line as was like, "why are you fucking wit me."
Jan 2 2011 9:36PM
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[~_~]
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Poetry is my least favorite artform.
Jan 2 2011 9:37PM
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GratefulDead
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harold's 1 hour photos.
Jack's last name was Brouwer.

Jack always thought monkeys were lowest on the evolution food chain.

He thought this until he was proved wrong.

He was proved wrong by a talking horse.

After awhile, Jack realized that the horse was not talking, but rather, he had lost his mind.

He wasn't the one who realized this, his psychiatrist did.

Jack mostly played board games by himself.
Jan 2 2011 9:43PM
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matt.s
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this one was good, i love the hidden irony.

if you dont get it, think "darwin awards"
Jan 2 2011 9:45PM
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GratefulDead
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hooray
john, tim, jill, bill, jim, willie, and theodore were going to the gym one day (to lift weights), when they came across a satchel filled with coins.

they counted up the coins and found $3.64 inside.

"let's buy candy." said john.

"we should take this to the police station." stated tim.

"it would be the right thing to do." said jill.

"maybe they will give us a reward." stated bill.

"maybe they will."

said jim.

"NO!" screamed willie.

theodore said nothing.


the end of the world.
the science teacher said "hello class."

charlie said "hello."

the science teacher said "today we will study subatomic particles."


salt and pepper
joe and frank were listening to the pixies one day when a man came driving along on his automobile.

"hello, joe and frank!" said the man.
"hello!" said joe and frank.

then the man took out a gun and shot joe.

the man went to jail for murder.


supper time at 6 pm
when joe and janet were talking, they could only think of their impending doom.

joe had been shot in the back and janet had brain cancer.
Jan 2 2011 9:48PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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if only.

i still don't get it.
Jan 2 2011 9:49PM
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Peter.
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one day tom the carpenter asked me to rob a bank.

"won't we get in trouble?" i asked.

"trouble is my middle name." said tom the carpenter.

"no it isn't, your middle name is earl." i replied.

that was the last i ever heard from tom the carpenter.




lolololololololol
Jan 2 2011 9:49PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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i get that one.
Jan 2 2011 9:50PM
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[tk]
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i'm glad they have sites like these. keeps the internet interesting
Jan 2 2011 9:59PM
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j.saaaarela
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So this is pretty much the story of my life. I still dont get any of the other ones:

sidewalk.

"you left the oven on all night again last night. were you trying to burn the house down?"

"Yes."

Jan 2 2011 10:07PM
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GORlLLA
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"jerry, can you please tell your son that i am not going to do his laundry again?"

"he's been missing for 27 years, barbara."
Jan 2 2011 10:54PM
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T-Holt
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I actually really enjoy that site.
Jan 2 2011 11:16PM
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