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TheClap.
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Yup I just got engaged, happy 22 years to me
Dec 30 2010 1:08AM
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SteezyOhio
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congrats sir
Dec 30 2010 1:12AM
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HIT
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your life as you know it is now over, and you are slave to a woman.


Congratulations.
Dec 30 2010 1:15AM
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-Dan
Posts: 7087 - Karma: 50,494
pics or it didn't happen
Dec 30 2010 1:15AM
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eheath
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Engaged while shit face? Gonna regret that.
Dec 30 2010 1:16AM
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Milksteak
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I don't believe you.
Dec 30 2010 1:16AM
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soulskier
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congrats man!
Dec 30 2010 1:16AM
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GayWolf420
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Dec 30 2010 1:17AM
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Armanzoid
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I feel the same way when I drink a lot of Manhattans.
Dec 30 2010 1:22AM
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gwhitey
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Dec 30 2010 1:35AM
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J-Wallz
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Dec 30 2010 1:40AM
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Arabian.
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This thread is more fail than usual...and NSG is pretty fail as it is.
Dec 30 2010 1:42AM
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-Mugatu
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owned.
Dec 30 2010 1:43AM
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FBGM
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congrats!
Dec 30 2010 1:50AM
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family_vacation
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you're also very drunk.
Dec 30 2010 1:51AM
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r0dubs
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hooray!

one vagina for the rest of your life

enjoy your wife
Dec 30 2010 1:53AM
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GolfingElephant
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congrats or sorry

we will see tomorow morning

Dec 30 2010 2:30AM
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MEGAZORD
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Hopefully it's something that you want
Dec 30 2010 3:06AM
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Jibbidy
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Not to be a complete shithead or anything but, with divorce rates nearing 50%, don't you think that might be a bit young? Statistics don't lie. Personally, I'm waiting until at least around 28 just so I'm extra sure it's time for me and the woman.
Dec 30 2010 3:35AM
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siversex
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yup and the first thing you do is report it to all the kiddies on here
Dec 30 2010 3:39AM
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maximiliaan
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he will probably get even more sex now, doesnt matter its only one girl!
congrats!
Dec 30 2010 6:13AM
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Toonoman
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only in the honeymoon phase:D after that they turn to a real husband and wife
Dec 30 2010 6:30AM
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maximiliaan
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wish him good luck ass
Dec 30 2010 6:38AM
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alexg1687
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divorce rates aren't 50% and never have been. its a flawed research method where they do a simple calculation based on the number of marriages vs divorces in a year. the true value would be the number of married couples (not just newlyweds) in a particular year vs the no of divorces. that gives a more accurate figure around 4-6%

best of luck buddy! wish you and your fiance the best for the future.
Dec 30 2010 8:05AM
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Brenone
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Congrats!
Dec 30 2010 8:52AM
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Gretchen.
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My two friends are both 18 and married.  They're both in college and live together and their one of the best functioning couples Ive ever seen.  Not saying it works for everyone but if you really care about someone I think there is a good chance. 
Dec 30 2010 8:57AM
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315jibber94
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ehh, give it a few years lol 18 is a wee bit early, i mean you could get engaged, then be engaged for a few years... but to be married and still in school is dumb imo, but super happy for em! hope it all works out
Dec 30 2010 3:42PM
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0123456789
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congrats? i suppose
Dec 30 2010 4:38PM
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I.B
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Just chain her to the stove so she can't leave the kitchen.
Dec 30 2010 4:43PM
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bakedpow
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Congrats bro.
Dec 30 2010 4:43PM
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bakedpow
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on a side not. You should now graduate to TGR if you have yet to make the switch.
Dec 30 2010 4:44PM
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yuck
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blasphemy
Dec 30 2010 4:46PM
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Toasty.
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my friend got knocked up when she was 16, and now shes 18 and married to a guy thats 20 and they seem to be doin fine.
Dec 30 2010 4:55PM
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AwR
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all of this but save going south and just go to the courthouse or something cheap. There is no need to spend more than a thousand dollars to get married especially whilst being young. I am not saying anything bad about deadbeatz's ceremony and i mean this with the up-most respect to you but think of the last 4 marriages you've been too.....I doubt any of them was worth 25 g's.

I am stoked for you though the clap!
Dec 30 2010 5:15PM
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TheClap.
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Ooooooo I fucked up hard lastnight, was at a whole new drunk. Fml right now
Dec 30 2010 8:49PM
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skichicky3
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epic
Dec 30 2010 8:58PM
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J-Evs
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shit just got nutty
Dec 30 2010 9:01PM
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ReignMan
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.
Dec 30 2010 9:02PM
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Noss.
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win.
Dec 30 2010 9:02PM
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Shlogan
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sweet. pics?
Dec 30 2010 9:04PM
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Ehh...
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I'm calling shenanigans. Last time we had a thread like this it was with mail order wives and we saw how that turned out.
Dec 30 2010 9:11PM
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TheClap.
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I drank a bottle of crow royal and half of a bottle of caption Morgan, trolled ns and facebook, blew up facebook, then went out and purposed to my ex with my grandmas ring and I hate this bitch
Dec 30 2010 9:25PM
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Ehh...
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hahahhahahhahah when you going to break it to her? Pics or didn't happen too.
Dec 30 2010 9:28PM
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Armanzoid
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Hahahaha, great ending to this thread.
Dec 30 2010 9:30PM
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Dylan_
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how does everyone know you were hammered travis ? haha
Dec 30 2010 9:30PM
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Noss.
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he made a very funny thread
Dec 30 2010 9:32PM
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414.
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pics or it didn't happen.
Dec 30 2010 9:34PM
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.Emerson.
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Dec 30 2010 9:34PM
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Crack.
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well atleast you didn't propose
Dec 30 2010 9:35PM
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TheClap.
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I just looked for it but it got removed :-(
Dec 30 2010 9:36PM
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Dylan_
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hope. is dope!
Dec 30 2010 9:37PM
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