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#3: The Pirate Shipwreck (Similar to the Angry pirate however...)
Give your girlfrind a angry pirate in the shower then while shes hopping on one leg, fire your cannon (Push her in some forcefull fashion) and watch her ship sink (she slips and falls). Then point, laugh, yell abandon ship and run away.
#1 Angry Badger: To pull out female partners pubic and/or anal hair with teeth.
"Barbara was considered too fat to find an angry badger pleasurable"
#2 Angry Ape: The act of ejaculating in a woman or man's face, depending on sexual orientation, then shaving one's pubic hairs so that they stick to the woman or man's face, making him or her resemble an ape, and an angry one at the time.
#3 Angry Aligator: While having sex with a women from behind you reach under her arms and put her into a full nelson and insert you cock into her ass, this will send her into a death roll to try and remove you.
#4 Angry Baboon: When you have aggressive anal sex doggy style with a woman, slapping the ass cheeks causing intense redness of the behind, whilst simultaneously choking the woman to cause a blue tinge to their cheeks from lack of oxygen.
#5 Angry Bald Eagle (Well known in the Brackendale Area): After eating a bunch of yellow skittles, a male gets a blow job, and right before he cums, spits a big yellow stream right on her nose. After doing this he continues by blowing a load all over her face. This should give her the Classic yellow nose and white face of a bald eagle.
#6 Angry Beaver: A pussy that is either sexually repressed or completely and utterly unsatisfied before, during, or after sex and becomes angry as shit because it’s owner did not get off OR even come close. When a woman lies motionless facing the wall after sex, her pussy is getting angry and it is slowly becoming overwhelmed with rage. The woman will not talk about her pussy’s dissatisfaction but instead will merely use it, a little at a time, to make the life of the offending penis’s owner unbelievably miserable.
The traits of a woman with an Angry Beaver can manifest themselves in such a way that they can be mistakenly classified as bitchiness or PMS. The easy was to differentiate between a woman with an Angry Beaver and one who is just a “Straight up Cunt,” is to bang her brains out (multiple times if possible). If she is cured of her symptoms, you know that she just had an Angry Beaver.
#7 Angry Bronco: You stick your dick all the way into a girls ass, while wearing a cowboy hat and then tell her that her sister is tighter. After that you maintain penetration as long as you can until she bucks you off.
"I met up with her after I banged her sister and decided to give her the Angry Bronco. I held on for a full 8 seconds before she bucked me off."
#8 Angry Brown Spider: A colloquial expression used for the anus and sphincter, taken collectively and most often, in the context of pending or on-going sexual activity, such as anal sex or rimming. It is often abbreviated simply as "ABS" in the interest of brevity.
Even with slight, random muscle control over the anus, when said anus is viewed by an observer / sexual partner, the anus resembles the body of the spider. Moreover, the wrinkled folds of skin surrounding the anus ( or pucker) lend the appearance of an arachnid's limbs (i.e. a spider's legs) flailing about.
Naturally, said "arachnid" legs are thought to be moving in anger as the anus goes through various degrees of relaxation or tension, with the anger being a reaction to the threat of imminent exploitation that the anus is likely to experience at the hands of another participant.
Although the term is usually applied to women it may be used for men as well.
"Did I tell you about that chick I slept with at the party last night? Turns out that she was BIG into anal, so she showed me her angry brown spider...and as I slipped it into her brown, she gasped but then told me to 'take her soul'."
#9 Angry Catipillar: When you're fucking a girl with a hairy snatch and you cum in here snatch. And when you pull out your sticking dong some of her pubes get stuck to your dong. When you lose your hard on your dong looks like an angry caterpillar.
#10 Angry Chimp: Throwing your own feces and something or someone. This requires an anger of such a magnitude that it actually reduces oneself to the mentality of a previous evolutionary state.
#11 Angry Chinchilla: bury your member in her anal burrow or crevice and if her defense tactic includes spraying urine, you've witnessed the angry chinchilla.
#12 Angry Chipmunk: When your girl teabags your ballsack and pushes your nuts into her cheeks, looking like a stuffed chipmunk, then proceeds to nibble on your sack with her rodent-like buckteeth.
"Damn that girl left a scar when she angry chipmunked me last night."
#13 Angry Dolphin: The true angry dolphin involves normal sex, as in where the "hrum" is in the "vageen" (according to Borat), and the man proceeds to pull out and insert into the woman's ass. Angered, the woman responds with the yelling of "Enh! Enh! Enh! Enh!!!!" This is basically the sound a dolphin makes. Assuming the chic isnt into anal, she will emit this sound with much anger, but you'll probably do it anyway....because deep down she really wants it.
#14 Angry Fish: When on a trip with your buddy, shave your balls and leave the razor by the sink for your buddy to shave his face. When you tell him the next day you shaved your balls with the razor which he used to shave his face, he will start acting like an angry fish having realized your sweaty balls were all over his face.
1. "My boy said he was gonna kill me if I ever try to tea-bag him when he's blackout drunk so I settled for giving him the angry fish."
2. "After realizing he tasted my balls, Trevor started acting like an angry fish."
3. "I didn't wanna waste my ball pubes, so I figured I'll give my buddy the angry fish so he grows some respect."
4. "Even at age 39, Mike couldn't grow much facial hair, so I figured I'll add to it the next time he shaves by giving him the angry fish."
#15 Angry flamingo: You fuck a tall chick standing up, just before you shoot your load you stomp on her foot so she is standing on one leg. You then bust it right in her face when she bends down.
