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Getting in trouble at college

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moarplease
Posts: 293 - Karma: 15
So this semester I got in trouble twice.  First day back at school I wrote MILF and CUNT on my friend's door cause she wasn't there when I went to visit.  She thought it was my roommate, who she dislikes, so she reported it. He got called down to the RD for the incident so I was forced  to confess.  The girl didn't care it was me but it was too late and I got filed for sexual harassment and am on probation for a year a half..

Secondly, two weeks ago, I smeared butter over some kid's car who lived on my floor last year with a friend.  It was 5 in the morning... Two days later we find out that he pulled security tapes and was 100% able to identify the people once he found the clip.  We had to confess and now I'm waiting for my appointment with the RD... We payed for his carwash and got the rest of the butter off (there was a lot..)

Both times i was shitfaced and both people I did the stuff too were RA's... woops. Share you're stories.
Dec 22 2010 11:45AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Are you sure you're actually in college, and not 12?
Dec 22 2010 11:48AM
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comeatmebro
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Dec 22 2010 11:49AM
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SoulSkia
Posts: 570 - Karma: 14
In college your supposed to get in trouble for drinking and smoking not being an annoying little fucktard. Stop doing that shit, especially to RAs
Dec 22 2010 11:55AM
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Proze
Posts: 1094 - Karma: 7
One time a security guard saw me smoking a cigarette on this trail thats on campus. Thinking i was smoking weed, this doughnut eating, golf cart driving mothafucka comes hurtling across campus straight at me. he soon figure it out tho.
Dec 22 2010 12:06PM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
haha yer stupid.
Dec 22 2010 12:08PM
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Emma_Watson
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im sorry.
Dec 22 2010 12:17PM
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brandon_
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^^ don't be sorry, the little fucker deserves it.
Dec 22 2010 1:15PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
you sound like a huge idiot
Dec 22 2010 1:25PM
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sethski
Posts: 331 - Karma: 10
you're supposed to grow up in college and network yourself in a positive light...not the other way around
Dec 22 2010 1:35PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
you sound like a idiot.
Dec 22 2010 1:43PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
You sound really smart...
Dec 22 2010 1:53PM
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sol-JAH.boi
Posts: 308 - Karma: 38
where do you go to school? and your a fucking idiot if ur gna haze do something cool not write on peoples doors (middle school) or fuck with peoples cars(highschoolish) ur a complete idiot and have no hope for success in life
Dec 22 2010 1:59PM
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moarplease
Posts: 293 - Karma: 15
funny because i actually a 3.8 in chemical engineering. sorry for partying
Dec 22 2010 2:00PM
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Knewnews
Posts: 2093 - Karma: 477
bunch of boring ass people in here, have fun, deal with it.
Dec 22 2010 2:02PM
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moarplease
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thanks captain obvious. its called a result from partying
Dec 22 2010 2:04PM
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TheHamburglar
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funny because your sentences suck, dumbass
Dec 22 2010 2:05PM
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sol-JAH.boi
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and for your information smart guy "i actually a 3.8" is not grammatically correct and if ur in the dorms im guessing ur a freshman in ur first semester so you are still in preliminary classes so you may have a 3.8 but not in chemical engineering...thats like me saying i have a 4.0 in biomedical engineering
Dec 22 2010 2:05PM
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soulskier
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you dont "insert condescending phrase here"
Dec 22 2010 2:06PM
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daskis
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Yeah, that's not partying. And I know people that really party and have a 4.0 in engineering.
Dec 22 2010 2:06PM
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moarplease
Posts: 293 - Karma: 15
maybe if you could read, i stated, "first day back at school" which obviously implies im not a freshman, which also implies im not taking preliminary courses. In stating this, you're whole argument becomes meaningless. nice try though!
Dec 22 2010 2:08PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
Hahah ouch... Nice one! I wanna do BME! Where do you go to school?
Dec 22 2010 2:13PM
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sol-JAH.boi
Posts: 308 - Karma: 38
well honestly im a lil high right now and i am not offended by your statement so whatever...but i am bothered by the fact that you tried to make yourself sound "cool" by stating that your a badass oooooooo
when really ur just a lil punk and since ur not a freshman u look even stupider because you you should be at least a little mature...idk im getting hungry so idk ur a dumbass!
Dec 22 2010 2:14PM
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sol-JAH.boi
Posts: 308 - Karma: 38
university of utah, but im just a freshman i havn't really gotten into the real BME yet but so far its pretty good
Dec 22 2010 2:15PM
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.AR6rider.
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I did tons of stupid shit in college while drinking, but what you did was just fucking tasteless, immature, and flat out retarded.  I mean, writing "milf" and "cunt" on some girl's door? Really?  If I were you, I'd just let this thread die to avoid further embarassment.
Dec 22 2010 2:16PM
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daskis
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You sound like such a douche.
Dec 22 2010 2:17PM
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TheHamburglar
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from OP
"So this semester I got in trouble twice."
"Secondly, two weeks ago..."
Dec 22 2010 2:17PM
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icon1234
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Wait anyone else pissed off that simply writing MILF, CUNT on someone door resulted in a 1.5 years of probation? That shit is soo fucking strict wtf.
Dec 22 2010 2:17PM
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samwise
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I killed a mothafucka for putting butter on my car, got 6 months of double secret probation.
Dec 22 2010 2:17PM
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daskis
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No, because this guy sounds like a jerk.
Dec 22 2010 2:19PM
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icon1234
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Idc if the kid is the world's biggest dbag, 1.5 years probation for something like that is complete bull shit.
Dec 22 2010 2:21PM
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daskis
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You gotta suffer if you wanna be a douche.
Dec 22 2010 2:24PM
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MEGAZORD
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MICHAEL BOLTON IS A NO-TALENT ASSCLOWN.
Dec 22 2010 2:27PM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
well you should expect to get in trouble for writing cunt and milf on a door where anyone on campus can see it. obviously they're really offensive words, so you should expect to get flamed for putting it in plain sight.
Dec 22 2010 2:30PM
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Mr.Feeny
Posts: 990 - Karma: 11
i got in trouble for partying in my homies dorm with a bunch of people, if youre gonna get in trouble in college, get in trouble for drugs and alcohol like a normal person... not a childish prank like putting butter on someone's car, especially an RA
Dec 22 2010 2:34PM
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Parrish
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I still don't get this. Why the fuck would you smear butter on some kids car?
Dec 22 2010 2:45PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
you fucking suck at partying.
Dec 22 2010 2:52PM
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Dec 22 2010 2:56PM
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