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the worst dare u eva done
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i think min was to sit ass naked covered in snow for a minet, its not vry bad, but i cant think of any others
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HEY POM-POM THIS GUY SMELLS LIKE PEA SOUP.
WHY DIDNT YOU TRANSFUR THE BAKFLIP?
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i had to go up to my varsity baseball coach and somehow slap him on the ass at a spaghetti dinner. it was tough but eventually ijust walked up, gave him a good open palm slap on the behind and then put my hand on his shoulder and told him he was doing a good job. he never spoke to me for about 2 weeks after that.
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^haha thats priceless yo
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umm i got dared to go up to the a cop and tell them that there were two people buttfuckin behind a hot dog stand...... they did not belvie me.. they kciked me out of teh fair
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my buddy got dared to streak through his schools gym durin the pep rally, he got 3 days supspension (they were talkin about expulsion)
i dont have any funny dares cuz we dont dare each other that much we just do stupid shit anyways, but my buddies dared me to pull a sweet lou at this party some guys havin this weekend (sweet lou from grind) i basically have to sit down beside some hotty and be like hey...s'up??? wanna make out??? ill tell you what happends sunday
Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah
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i got paid to go up to a chick in a trailer park and say 'i dont want to kiss you but will you give me head'... The only reason its good is cause she went for it... haha trailer park trash.
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I asked a cop if I could see his gun. not too crazy, but still funny
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^^^A kid streaked at our school during a rally except he got 30 days suspension.
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we dared this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court. oops...
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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It's not really a dare, more of a bet. But I was dared or whatever to put one of those electric dog collar things on and they shocked it at the highest it could go. I got twenty bucks for it.
I can't think of any good ones..
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^ How was it?
Motherfuckers...
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one spring break at some cantina in mexico i snorted up a small puddle of hot sause that spilled and i got 10 bucks, a round of free drinks for my friends and it was all on tape. it wuz the worst pain ever and it made me puke. man fuck double dares.
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wrost dare ive done hmm havent done bad dares but this one was funny.. when i was with my friends annie and steff and brit i got dared to take a hit and then go up to the this random old person at the bus stop and kiss steff blowing the smoke into her mouth god the look on that old ladys face LMAO! good times!
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i was dared to make out with a tree once... it was sappy. (no pun intended)
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^ewww thats odd! :P lol tree making out hmmm :S
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I was at high north one year and I saw this Dude eat a slug for a sweater. It was nasty as hell.
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I did a 1oz shot of aqua velva aftershave. then puked like whoa.
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We were at this bar mitzvah a couple years back. The theme was soccer my friend was dared to throw this mini soccer ball into the crowd. He throws the ball and it goes wide and hits some old lady at this table. She's like wtf and my friend darts. Then some guy grabs him and made him go to the table say sorry to the old lady. It was the funniest thing ever
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(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)
Guitaring for life
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my worst dare was to run down to the beach (about 400 feet away from my hottub) and make like 10 snow angles on the dock, i almost fell in and it was like -15 out with like 2 feet of snow, it hurt like hell cuz the snow was crusty
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Saying something is so hot right now IS SOOO HOT RIGHT NOW!!
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i got dared in 6th grade to throw a snowball at a guy fixing his car. hit him in the face, he tracked me down and brought me two my parnets, week grounding...
LineSkier10 (calvin and hobbes icon dood...) last year at High North Session 4 was dared by turpin to chug hot sauce for some k2 prize, he did... then for MORE k2 stuff he put a few drops in his eyes... ahahha it was classic...
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i was dared to go to the school bonfire they where having in the parking lot, hid in the woods with a paintball gun and just randomly shoot at kids/objects. i only aimed at the ground though hit shoes and legs, ran like hell. everyone was like 'OH SHIT SNIPER!'
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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^That's hilarious
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Guitaring for life
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i had to run around my friends house barefoot in freeeezing cold weather w/ snow that had turned to an icey sheet on the top like glass. her house is huge, so i ran, and my feet broke through the ice. it hurt soooooo bad even after i had come back inside.
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one of my friends dared my other friend to eat carnations and she got really sick, turns out they are poisonous. she had to get her stomach pumped. nasty.
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a what ^^^???
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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...
The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
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carnation, you know the flower. yeah, i really wouldn't suggest eating those if i were you.
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carnation (I) - IRRITANT: ingestion may cause abdominal pain, nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea; contact with the skin may cause irritation
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'hitler on a stick i tell ya. The new frozen treat from COMMUUNIST CHINA'
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^ so they're not really poisonous per se, they just make you blow fat chunks and give you the hershey squirts.
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'hitler on a stick i tell ya. The new frozen treat from COMMUUNIST CHINA'
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drop a hot pocket in a toilet pick it out and it the whole thing FROZEN
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i farted while i was praying
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ski a hill naked... and i fell....
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yeah i had to chug chilli paste/sauce stuff to get a free chicken.. the chicken was great but the chilly was seriously burning my ass when i shat later on.
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another great one is tequilla suicide. instead of licking the salt and sucking the lemon, you snort the salt and squirt the lemon in your eye.
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^ u do it?
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HEY POM-POM THIS GUY SMELLS LIKE PEA SOUP.
WHY DIDNT YOU TRANSFUR THE BAKFLIP?
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^^ that would hurt salt in ur nose hurts and so does the lime in the eye
'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
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i have always wanted to ski switch and take a piss on teh hill. that would be sick
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hahahah. some of these are so funny, like the sniper one.
My friend (who is now locked up in a mental institution) and I were at the mall for a class trip a few years ago. We were daring each other to randomly hit on people. Well, I dared him to hit on this cop who was standing near the escalator. He went for it. You see, the funny thing was, was that this was a male cop. My friend walked up to him and said some of the dirtiest gayest things I have ever heard. I am still laughing.
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what'd he say?..you can't jip us like that dude
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i got dared to pee on a ski patrol guy from the chairlift.....bullseye.
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the switch piss would be hot, but even better do it forward
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Go up to the order speaker at mc donalds and tell the lady that i want to fuck her in the asshole.
FARP
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not bad but funny shit off a parking lot to the ground, bad sitting spot so i shat in the cup and bombbed a car with it
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probably not the worst thing i've done .. but ... once i had to drink a shot of warm cooking oil ...
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^ it would be ballsy if that cooking oil was on fire.
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we dared my buddy to pick up a prostitute. sad thing is, he actually did it.
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it'd be funny if you went to pick up a girl who looked lie ka prostitute, but it turned out she was just trashy, haha
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ha ha ha asac nice
skool sux, its summer
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lemme just tell you this.. 14 cocks at once. im still chokeing.
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HEY POM-POM THIS GUY SMELLS LIKE PEA SOUP.
WHY DIDNT YOU TRANSFUR THE BAKFLIP?
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I threw m+m's out the window of a school bus on the highway at a bunch of other cars. The bus got pulled over and I got lectured by a state trooper and the local police. Bad times.
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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman
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^ theres NO WAY you did that
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