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Fat kids aren't good at fighting

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Raz.
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Dec 16 2010 3:33PM
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Raz.
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AND THEN THERE WAS CLICKY
Dec 16 2010 3:33PM
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Ski_the_east01
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ninjas aren't good at embedding
Dec 16 2010 3:33PM
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Raz.
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this is true.
Dec 16 2010 3:37PM
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maximiliaan
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at the end of the movie you have to click on the best one punch knockout ever, its hilarious
Dec 16 2010 3:46PM
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Raz.
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haha i was about too embed that one too, but realized i fail at it.
Dec 16 2010 3:48PM
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skithesprings
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someone who knows a tiny bit about fighting will almost always beat the shit out of someone who knows nothing. in the few actual serious fights i've been in its with some cocky asshole who talks a big game but can't back it up. knowing three things will get you through basically any street fight. 1: lead with the left then follow hard with the right. even if you just use your left hand to swipe their hands away. 2: a knee to the stomach if you're too close to punch will leave them bent over and open to a knee to the face and 3: one word: Guillotine. if someone charges at you to try to tackle you or wraps their arms around your abdomen put them in a guillotine. easiest way to end a fight.


Dec 16 2010 3:52PM
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dispatchQ_main
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AHAHA the little kid saying fuck you , is hillarious. They both had no idea what to do either in that fight
Dec 16 2010 3:54PM
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Timotheezy.
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he put up a good fight

Dec 16 2010 8:48PM
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yuck
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god damn that little kid was annoying. you'd think his friend had died or something
Dec 16 2010 8:59PM
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shocker611
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at the beginning of this post i thought it was gonna be some cocky kid that knew nothing.. but truthfully all three of those are completely valid
Dec 16 2010 9:18PM
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alvy.
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could you explain a guillotine? this might be very useful in case i get in a fight.
Dec 16 2010 9:25PM
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SackTap.
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thank god
Dec 16 2010 9:28PM
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Jib-Ninja
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As someone goes for a takedown they will be at a lower level than you, so you sink your forearm underneath their head, into their neck. Their head will then be underneath your armput. Grab ahold of your wrist with your open hand and yank up with all the might you can, and bridging your back gives your more leverage if the guy knows how to defend against it. It almost always works unless they know to turn and yank the arm. Most of the time they will punch your in your body until they pass out cuz they are noobs.
Dec 16 2010 9:32PM
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rockjumper
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while we are on the subject of fat kids.....



Dec 16 2010 9:49PM
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eljusto.
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I lol'd at all of them
Dec 16 2010 9:58PM
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