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Vodka is awesome

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FUUUCK
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You can only drink one kind of hard liquor for the rest of your life.. what do you choose?

Before you ask... beer is not an option.

I like vodka yummmmmmmmmm... if you pick vodka, which vodka? I like stoli and finlandia.

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dex.
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beer
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skibum81290
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Barefootin_Fiend
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apparently I missed the memo somewhere along the line, but when did vodka suddenly become a "chick drink"? Most vodkas are 80 proof, or 40% alcohol, which puts them in line with most other hard liquors strength wise. I could understand it if we were talking about wine coolers, but we aren't so someone fill me in.

At any rate, if I had to choose one liquor to drink for the rest of my life, then I would have to choose Jeppson's Marlort. I highly doubt any of you even know what that is.

For real though, it would be hard for me to choose between vodka and rum for my lifetime alcohol. I drink more vodka than rum, but I thoroughly enjoy both.
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RubberSoul
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people call vodka a chick drink when they can't handle crushing bottles of it
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TheHamburglar
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perfect for snowy climates, fireplaces, frank sinatra, and some good ol' fashion fucking
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Rbamf
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vodka cranberry= chick drink
vodka straight= man drink


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MikeTK
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Big V and Orange juice :)
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Barefootin_Fiend
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that sounds about right. i'd challenge anyone to smash a handle with me and then try and call it a chick drink.
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.jersey
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jack daniels or johnny walker black label.
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TheWiseOne
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I usually like watever brand my friends have.
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TheWiseOne
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Named after my home Cape Cod
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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The real wild turkey sternly looks down upon your watered down, newer, sweeter version of the best liquor ever.

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KFRADtheLaxBro
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Southern Comfort.
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c.hale
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Jenkins gets me ripped for $9.50 per handle
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*Nickdel*
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ever hear of personal preference?
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MADDECENT
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This would definitely be up there for me.
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Timotheezy.
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you tell em
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factory81
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this stuff is too creamy to consider drinking for the rest of my life.

i would get fat and die
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clark.
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Hmm...either Malibu, Bailey's, or Citrus Smirnoff
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Barefootin_Fiend
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ever hear of getting trolled?
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Benjo
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wotan all the way
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Mr.Turtle
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Maker's Mark
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Petey.
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There should not have been any posts after this one.
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DoublyDeeze
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yea vodka is very feminin and my last resort...


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*Nickdel*
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easy there big cheese
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chicken
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Whiskey
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Jaggy_Snake
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This. But if it was vodka, then I'd go for Toffee Vodka, it's the only vodka I like...
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Barefootin_Fiend
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it's ok. at first I was like "WTF?!??!!??", too.
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shocker611
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SOOOCOOOO
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MikeTK
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i can no longer drink Rich and Rare.

i was really hungover in school the next day, and now cheap whiskey makes me gag
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steezemeister
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you dirty hipster you
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Smuffy
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i can thank this man for showing the most delicious liquor i have ever tasted. this stuff tastes like candy
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MANDER
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which can sometimes lead people to go to far...like the night i showed it to you...
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Smuffy
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you loved it dont lie. that was a sick night
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Dylan_
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ciroc
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p-oskier
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Its good but I would probably get tired of only drinking that shit
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Barefootin_Fiend
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hipster? really? do you know what jeppson's is? it's the most vile, disgusting, terrible tasting hard liquor I've ever drank in my entire life. do hipster's really drink that shit? my friends and I drink it as a joke because it's basically a pissing contest to see who can man up and drink the stuff. it literally tastes like stomach bile. i'm the furthest thing from a hipster that you've ever met. i don't have a problem with them really (I pretty much like everyone), but I'm definitely not a hipster.
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i must say that I am quite impressed with your skills. you really have some people bent out of shape over the whole "VODKA SUCKS YOU PUSSIES" argument. However, I'm pretty sure that some of the others aren't trolling though, and to that I still inquire as to how they justify calling vodka a chick drink.
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vailsux.com
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If I had the money I would drink straight makers mark. Second choice would be tanqueray. Third would be just about any vodka, it doesn't really matter as long as it doesn't taste cheap.
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BMB
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this is what my friend's and I drank last year, it is probably the worst vodka you can get, but for some reason it guaranteed some good times.[IMG]badgerwest.com/images/TaakaVodka.jpg[/IMG]
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Twinjibber77
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Anything that isn't charcoal filtered in the Vodka realm.
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Bodhisattva_
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Cognac, it tastes like God when your on ecstasy.....
But BV is the shit. it's cheap, and I feel like I can fit in with my redneck friends when I half a half gallon in a plastic jug....
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Twinjibber77
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hahahahahahahaha!!!
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