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Fuck my Friends are being dicks

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Film.
Posts: 2631 - Karma: 2,462
So last week i had a big crash of this lil gap my friends and i made i got whiplased super hard on the landing of the jump and couldnt breath at all i came back this weekend just with the idea to take it easy maybe just do some 360's and stuff but this weekend my frineds are like total ass holes becasue im not hitting the gap we built and not doing 540's and not hitting rails i tell them that i was whiplased last weekend today at school thats why i wasnt skiing at my peak this weekend and they say im lying and it's and excuse today they teased to the point were i was thinking about just fucking them over and just stop skiing with them and get a whole new group of friends not parkeys just some really laid back pow big mountain guys i really do like my friends but just what should i do??
Dec 13 2010 8:14PM
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Kirsakid
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 126
simple solution grow a pair
Dec 13 2010 8:47PM
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Static
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are your friends on this site? they should chime in
Dec 13 2010 8:51PM
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ButteredToast.
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Kids in middle school are so insanely mean to each other, it's disgusting. It was like 6 years ago for me, and jesus, I can't believe we acted like we did
Dec 13 2010 8:53PM
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Film.
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1 of my friends is but he is  never on and also he was the only 1 that wasnt like wow why do you suck so much he was sorta mean but he wasnt super mean he was just like ok i get it your off your skiing game today
Dec 13 2010 8:54PM
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dwhite
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I'll be your friend, little buddy.
Dec 13 2010 8:55PM
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twin-tip-hero
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This here is a period ==> .
Dec 13 2010 8:56PM
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i.ski.NC
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Hahaha
Dec 13 2010 8:56PM
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B-runge
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buahahahahahaha

thank you for this thread

you have the emotions of an 8 year old fairy bitch

most 13 year olds act like theyre the shit but it seems like your still suckling on your mommas teetah

fuck your dick friends and fuck you for caring

your not emotionally stable enough for this site...
Dec 13 2010 8:59PM
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Dan.P
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I think he's a little too emotionally unstable at the moment to handle it
Dec 13 2010 9:00PM
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soulskier
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sharpen your skis, 1080 neck level through all of them
Dec 13 2010 9:05PM
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Film.
Posts: 2631 - Karma: 2,462
I am actually relaxed now my friends just kinda came to there senses and were like im sorry about being a dick and now it's all goooodddd just gonna relax listen to some Bob Marley and ya its all good
Dec 13 2010 9:05PM
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thebeesknees
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Get some real friends that understand your situation please.  tell them to grow up..
Dec 13 2010 9:07PM
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B-runge
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brooooooo lemme just chillax and spark up this 13 year old dooob and kick it with my main man bob because my friends realized that im a huge pussy who cares too much about what other people think and that they are huge fucking tools for making fun of someone who does a 360 instead of a 540



on a related note, i just found this gem
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/585340/

HEY FUCK YOU, i want my money back to buy other skis because they for sure wont chip and be warrantied if they do!


jesus christ i hope i wasnt this fucking stupid when i was 13
Dec 13 2010 9:11PM
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chardi
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well he was obviously just taking it easy because he didn't want to break his suspects
Dec 13 2010 9:13PM
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JustDidIt
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GUYS ITS ALL GOOD THEY WORKED IT OUT!
Dec 13 2010 9:13PM
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skiierman
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great, now you can hang yourself without your friends feeling guilty!
Dec 13 2010 9:17PM
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soulskier
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do you come up with all of these on the spot? or do you have a list of useful condescending phrases?
Dec 13 2010 9:19PM
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gnartogue
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i really dont see why people are being such dicks. just because hes 13 doesnt mean everyone has to shit on him. keep in mind only about half of NSers are dicks and shit on 13 year olds constantly
Dec 13 2010 9:24PM
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Film.
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hey thanks man im sorta learning that as i start experminting on NS wondering what threads get good comments and helpful answers and what just have people saying ur a troll.
Also it's all good with my friends now just let this thread fall to the bottom i don't care now.....
Dec 13 2010 9:31PM
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butteredpretzel
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Jesus kid use a fucking period.
Dec 13 2010 9:32PM
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PeterWojnar
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One day, hair will begin growing in places you've never had hair before.
Dec 13 2010 9:34PM
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matt.s
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pop em in the face with a good jab or two! that will show them.


but seriously, tell them to stop being dicks or you wont hang out with them. also, you may not realize it yet, but later in life you will look back on the problems you had in 7th grade and think about how silly you were for worrying so much over them
Dec 13 2010 9:35PM
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Darth_Veeder
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not happening. bump.
Dec 13 2010 9:36PM
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scandy101
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people your age are always dicks. like age 10-15 is the age where everyone has such a shitty attitude. the best way to deal with when it does happen again is to not take it seriously, and show them you arent taking them seriously. tell them "cheer up buttercup!" or apoligize like crazy. it always worked for me, made them realize how stupid they are for being an ass hole.
Dec 13 2010 9:40PM
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Darth_Veeder
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Remember remember the 13th of December
Dec 13 2010 9:45PM
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HermioneGranger
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Your friends being dicks isn't even your first problem... Your punctuation consists of apostrophes in your tricks and two question marks at the end of the paragraph... Does anyone else see the problem here?
Dec 13 2010 9:45PM
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Squid.
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Dec 13 2010 9:50PM
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TaySwift
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13 eh?, tell them your dad beats you at night so your next hurts from the dick you dad stuffed in your throat. works for me
Dec 13 2010 9:53PM
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the.cheat
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you live in wny right? kb and holiday have been open for a few days now. hit em upp
Dec 13 2010 9:53PM
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WaterBottle
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trufe
Dec 13 2010 9:53PM
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comeatmebro
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wait...people have friends that aren't assholes?
Dec 13 2010 10:04PM
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eheath
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nominated
Dec 13 2010 10:06PM
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unchyll
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Find a new hobby...... Like smoking weed for instance. Show all your friends that were giving you a hard time for not doing 5's how chill it is to smoke weed. Then start selling it to them. After they steal all of their parents money to buy weed from you they will be too high from all the THC pumping through their 13 year old bodies to try anything past a three let alone be mean to you anymore, plus you get all of their money and if you are lucky their parents will catch on and send them off to rehab.
your welcome.
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Dec 13 2010 10:07PM
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Poon_Handler
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Take a sheet rock razor knife to their edges. Destroy their FUCKING gear. Then be the only one having fun skiing while they are forced to stay home and fap to the gif board on 4chan.

not srs..
Dec 13 2010 10:11PM
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B-runge
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i actually started smoking weed when i was 13^

haha, silly brother, what was he thinking
Dec 13 2010 10:11PM
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Poon_Handler
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kinda srs..
Dec 13 2010 10:11PM
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fillup
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This has to be one of the most successful trolls in a while. If not troll, wat.
Dec 14 2010 1:04PM
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theline
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oh i see. you've started "experimenting".
not that there's anything wrong with that...
Dec 14 2010 1:06PM
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tjlproductions
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Dont worry, in 10 years they will be all gay anyways.
Dec 14 2010 1:31PM
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Heyawhatsup
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... Get STDs
Dec 14 2010 1:56PM
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TaySwift
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Very nice catch
Dec 14 2010 6:14PM
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TheHundreds
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haha longest i've seen.
Dec 14 2010 6:32PM
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theabortionator
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Please be a troll thread. If not, 2012 is real.

Dec 14 2010 6:39PM
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smooter
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holy run on sentence!!
Dec 14 2010 9:28PM
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eljusto.
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I lol'd
Dec 14 2010 9:34PM
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I.Am.Lorde.
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i also did a bit of "lol'ing" myself
Dec 14 2010 9:40PM
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BootySpunk.
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Ski to have fun.

But really don't worry about it. They will grow up some day and realize it really doesn't matter how good someone is just as long as they are chill and like to have fun as much as you do. I hate debbie downers who hate on kids because they aren't feeling up to skiing park or don't want to hit a certain feature because they want to take it easy. As long as they are out there having a good time and getting stoked than I see no reason why I should hate on them for skiing how they want to and trying to take care of their body so they can ski still and not get hurt.
Dec 14 2010 9:43PM
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Dvacc20
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BINNNGGGOOOOOOOO.
Dec 14 2010 10:45PM
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