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Really awkwards question....

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Steeezy-E
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okay baisically question is can semen be tested for drugs?? i have to give my parole officer a urine sample but shit got kinda wiered and we ended up fucking so i didnt have to pee in cup the and then anyways she baisically spat my manmilk into the fucking urine jar and was like guess i dont need that urine sample anymore..baisically i really really want to know what i should do will she be able to tell if ive been taking drugs or anything?

halp!

sparknotes: parole officer has seman am i fucked?
Dec 9 2010 6:27PM
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dex.
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hahaha. first
Dec 9 2010 6:28PM
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chardi
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um.... who wants to take this one?
Dec 9 2010 6:29PM
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do.a.rodeo
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inb4 delete
Dec 9 2010 6:29PM
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AbeFroman
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bullshit. pics yo
Dec 9 2010 6:29PM
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IceCreamer
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If it is in his stomach right now, you're probably fine.
Dec 9 2010 6:29PM
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Corwack10
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This thread might just be huge hahaha maybe 2nd?
Dec 9 2010 6:29PM
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chardi
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there it is
Dec 9 2010 6:30PM
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E.C.
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i dont know what the fuck youre talking about? did you read ops post?

haha
Dec 9 2010 6:32PM
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GayWolf420
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You just fucked yourself. Now they're gonna bust you.
Dec 9 2010 6:33PM
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smooticus
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bullshit
Dec 9 2010 6:34PM
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E.C.
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pun?
Dec 9 2010 6:34PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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literally
Dec 9 2010 6:35PM
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apcaipse
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Just gonna stake my spot on the first page here.

This thread will be epic.
Dec 9 2010 6:36PM
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soulskier
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in short, yes
and so are all your offspring
Dec 9 2010 6:38PM
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gnarles.
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gunno go ahead and claim first page
Dec 9 2010 6:38PM
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monsterdong11
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great fucking question?? idk whats better the story or question..
Dec 9 2010 6:39PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Troll.
Dec 9 2010 6:39PM
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EC-Skier
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same
Dec 9 2010 6:40PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
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you dont say!
Dec 9 2010 6:41PM
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Steeezy-E
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wow okay cool you guys claimed first page my fucking life is pretty much at stake here.

like the only thing that i can think of is like how would she explain a seman sample like to the lab or whatever
Dec 9 2010 6:41PM
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chardi
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how would you know, post whore? your not even a mod
Dec 9 2010 6:41PM
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.frenchy
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No way..... PICS OF HER NOW
Dec 9 2010 6:41PM
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EmperorKuzco
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haha you may be fucked
Dec 9 2010 6:42PM
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steezysteeze
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This has to be the funniest 20 words i have ever heard.
Dec 9 2010 6:42PM
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monsterdong11
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ya no way would they even take it i think she was just doing that to fuck around
Dec 9 2010 6:42PM
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*simba*
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wait...what?
Dec 9 2010 6:44PM
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alexat955
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First page yeeaaaahhhh
Dec 9 2010 6:44PM
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snowking249
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just gonna call bullshit
Dec 9 2010 6:47PM
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chardi
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i didn't know pirates of the caribbean came out during the cold war
Dec 9 2010 6:50PM
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SteezyOhio
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looks like you got busted when you busted
Dec 9 2010 6:53PM
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GayWolf420
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He fucked the law. Now the laws gonna fuck him.
Dec 9 2010 6:53PM
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CabDoctor
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well said
Dec 9 2010 6:54PM
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_Ryan_
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ima take a spot on the first page... was the chick hot?
Dec 9 2010 6:55PM
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amo
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niceee
Dec 9 2010 6:56PM
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theabortionator
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wsp sux


obvious nans is nans


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Dec 9 2010 6:58PM
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I_Am_Mod
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this thread is 100% hard truth !
Dec 9 2010 6:59PM
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FBGM
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HOLY THREADS
Dec 9 2010 7:08PM
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thisandthatfilms
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best ive seen in a while
Dec 9 2010 7:09PM
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gustafari
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i went to another page, then i forgot what i was going to post...
Dec 9 2010 7:10PM
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garrett.
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semen is actually a more effective way, she just wanted to fuck you over.
Dec 9 2010 7:10PM
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jmoney35
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better hope shes not bent over about the whole thing, you may have poked her buttons.
Dec 9 2010 7:15PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
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if you guys are comfortable enough to have sex, just ask him if he wants to take drugs with you jokingly, see how it goes.
Dec 9 2010 7:15PM
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corona
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pun completely intended
Dec 9 2010 7:15PM
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saucybiscuits
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wow. good luck
Dec 9 2010 7:15PM
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katie.
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lol i might as well first page claim this one
Dec 9 2010 7:17PM
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Deezy
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you shuda made her swallow.
Dec 9 2010 7:18PM
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flatland
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inb4 multipager?
Dec 9 2010 7:19PM
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jack+
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inb4 2nd page
Dec 9 2010 7:20PM
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jack+
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hhhhaha fail
Dec 9 2010 7:20PM
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Mr.Crunklefruit
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There is a zero percent chance this happened.
Dec 9 2010 7:20PM
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