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What is one thing you wish your phone did?

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Chokolite
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Sup ns, I'm trying to design a new mobile apllication that does something useful.... that your phone doesnt already do. its for a programming contest, and i must say its a sweet gig. I need some help deciding what more people would want though, So my question is, is there anything you wish your phone did that it doesn't(that an application can do)? And what is your favorite aspect of owning a phone?
Dec 8 2010 1:06AM
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ryantheconnolly
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an app that makes the phone vibrate nonstop, for the ladies
Dec 8 2010 1:09AM
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ECB
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shave

like what a razor should do
Dec 8 2010 1:09AM
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1337
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like
Dec 8 2010 1:10AM
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GayWolf420
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Recieve texts from girls.

/forever alone
Dec 8 2010 1:10AM
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sierramist17
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melt wax
Dec 8 2010 1:10AM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Fucking work.
Dec 8 2010 1:10AM
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
Honestly, I do know a few girls who have told me they'd like this.
Dec 8 2010 1:10AM
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Schlop
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3% agree
97% silently agree
Dec 8 2010 1:11AM
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rickroller
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there is a app for this
Dec 8 2010 1:12AM
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soulskier
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theres already an app for that, dildroid. haha, i almost wish i was making that up
Dec 8 2010 1:12AM
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MatteoSmatteo
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Teleport me places like my girlfriends house or the store when i need fixings for the munchies lol
Dec 8 2010 1:12AM
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
Dildroid.... What a good name, too...
Dec 8 2010 1:13AM
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1337
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hahahahaahahahah thats amazing
Dec 8 2010 1:14AM
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Yung_Gnarley
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hahahaha
Dec 8 2010 1:14AM
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sierramist17
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HA that name is perfect ...android is awesome
Dec 8 2010 1:15AM
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Gnarshred
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What phone are you developing for?
Dec 8 2010 1:16AM
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muFFn
Posts: 1040 - Karma: 74
I wish mine could reproduce....

Nothing like a 450 on to my hip.

But honestly, I think a sick app would be a Herp Derp app. You could just paste crazy eyes onto any picture. I know they have a pedo bear one.
Dec 8 2010 1:18AM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
ok how about a phone with gaydar?
Dec 8 2010 1:20AM
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Chokolite
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 23
originally android platform... there is also another lucrative development contract offered for applications native to nokias platform, and i had planned to adapt any app i come up with for that as well
Dec 8 2010 1:23AM
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JIB_WALRUS
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gnarshmallow mobile app and a bigger/better lens on camera
Dec 8 2010 1:24AM
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ECB
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no, it would constantly go off when it was in my pocket
Dec 8 2010 1:24AM
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soulskier
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an app that knows where i am and sets my phone to vibrate or ring accordingly
Dec 8 2010 1:25AM
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sierramist17
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THIS (the gnarshmallow part)
Dec 8 2010 1:26AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
Magnetic/temp adhesive skate trucks that attach to the bottom
Dec 8 2010 1:27AM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
I want an app to make my iphone into this
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Dec 8 2010 1:29AM
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Gnarshred
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Thats sweet. I just finished a class where we developed for android. I went into the class without any Java experience so that sucked pretty bad.

We made a pretty dumb app with a programmable bank of buttons that could pull up websites, pictures, etc...

I was trained in C, java is way too structured for me haha
Anyway, good luck, keep us posted im sure we'll be swaying a vote for this down the road!
Dec 8 2010 1:30AM
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Chokolite
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 23
this had crossed my mind honestly haha, but it doesnt seem possible to be able to do all the different tricks on a phone without a keyboard, and i dont know if its worth all those hours developing with such a limited demographic or whatever. its a good idea though, as far as the ns community goes haha
Dec 8 2010 1:31AM
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proZach
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tell me the weather on the background without loading up anything
Dec 8 2010 1:46AM
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Gameboy
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An app that could save my grand-mother from brain cancer...
Dec 8 2010 1:52AM
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sierramist17
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weatherbug elite has a widget that does this
Dec 8 2010 1:52AM
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Where-am-I
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too true, but i'd settle for an app that does my homework
Dec 8 2010 2:08AM
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Scott0_robot0
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fucking teleportation/fleshlight
Dec 8 2010 4:21AM
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scratchproteen
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an app that creates a signal or has a unique number for that phone where if lost or stolen I can log on to a website and pin point its exact location.
Dec 8 2010 4:38AM
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maximiliaan
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an app that makes it whipe my ass after pooping
Dec 8 2010 4:45AM
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I_Am_Mod
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"the brown noise"

or an app to easily download and watch a bunch of HD pornos ....
Dec 8 2010 4:49AM
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Dan.P
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an app that makes it snow heaps
Dec 8 2010 4:49AM
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t-roy
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i'd like mine to cook bacon every morning for me
Dec 8 2010 8:38AM
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factory81
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how many of you would buy a phone that had a digital scale built in to it?


Dec 8 2010 8:52AM
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Chompo.
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Projctor
Dec 8 2010 8:54AM
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pomme-de-terre
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this would go great with the credit card reader app for iphone. weigh out your shit, get paid on the spot with plastic and then later on you dont have to worry about shooting some dumbass in the kneecaps cause his broke stupid ass wasted all his dollars in the stripclubs. hes the credit card companys problem now.
Dec 8 2010 9:07AM
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Chokolite
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 23
yeah it's a good idea, but there already is one haha. you can locate your phone online via it's gps, share that info with the police, and you can even type in a password and turn it into a brick so it's useless to whoever stole it
Dec 8 2010 9:43AM
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Anathema
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the app that makes it transform into a miniature guardian robot
Dec 8 2010 9:59AM
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Chokolite
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Dec 8 2010 12:49PM
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scratchproteen
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damn.
Dec 8 2010 2:11PM
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Peter.
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self destruct app
Dec 8 2010 2:16PM
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Anti_Steeze
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Like that except something where you could set a time to change your ringer type... so from 9-5 you could set it to silent but it would switch to ring as soon as 5 oclock rolled around, and the next morning it would go automatically back to silent.
Dec 8 2010 2:18PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3635 - Karma: 8,774
YES!!!
Dec 8 2010 2:19PM
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skifree179
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Control the weather or Stop time so i could do what ever i want haha

Dec 8 2010 2:20PM
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7-3instacall
Posts: 999 - Karma: 1,005
transform into a lamp witholding a genie who grants me any wish
Dec 8 2010 2:22PM
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Gnarshred
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Thats actually a very good idea and I think pretty doable as well! I should have come to you guys for my project ahha
Dec 8 2010 2:22PM
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