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The funniest-places-your-friends-have-passed-out-thread

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ike.
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Post the funniest pictures or stories about places your friends have passed out. Go
Dec 5 2010 10:57PM
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dex.
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some kid was passed out on my couch this weekend so we took pics with him

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Dec 5 2010 10:58PM
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Balto
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iFail on here had a few to many to drink at a over night ski-a-thon at stevens pass Washington, this was at 2am in the bathroom

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Dec 5 2010 11:00PM
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Sklar
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my friend has a one piece that is like a sleeping bag, and he was partying hard then just put on the suit and passed out in a bathtub
Dec 5 2010 11:02PM
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jorb.co
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right on top of the newschoolers searchbar
Dec 5 2010 11:02PM
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dex.
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no.
Dec 5 2010 11:03PM
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kootenayklaus
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You had to be "that guy", didn't you?
Dec 5 2010 11:03PM
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SteezyOhio
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on friday my friend go so high that he went outside from the garage, walked to the back door, knocked on the door then passed out on the brick patio. amazing
Dec 5 2010 11:09PM
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no_steeze
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my friend passed out on the roof of a car. idk how he got there.
Dec 5 2010 11:10PM
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Jamestown
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I woke up in a yoga studio one time.
Dec 5 2010 11:12PM
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Chokolite
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my friend, who is a girl, passed out alone on the sidewalk in one of the sketchiest places ever downtown. i can only imagine what happened to her during her nine hours of unconsciousness.
Dec 5 2010 11:13PM
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ECB
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Back of an alley in downtown Albany.

I passed out here once:

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Dec 5 2010 11:15PM
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KrazyistKarl
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my friend passed out in a corn field said he woke up having no idea how he got there or where there was. to make things worse he is short and corn stalks are tall. would been one hell of a time getting out
Dec 5 2010 11:17PM
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Inbred_Redneck
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Passed out next to the lake on campus, also passed out in the bushes next to the camponile.

Best one was probably when i attempted to run down a flight of stairs and totally ate shit and hit the wall with my head. I was passed out there for a solid hour.
Dec 5 2010 11:17PM
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SCOO-WOOP
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standing in a washing machine.
Dec 5 2010 11:18PM
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basedjase
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Close, but i was in a dryer
Dec 5 2010 11:26PM
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freestyler540
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not a friend but an interesting place to pass out
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Dec 5 2010 11:33PM
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pelle_munch
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Not really, seems pretty logical that you would pass out there
Dec 5 2010 11:36PM
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annex_
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i had to pick my friend up from a neighborhood a good 20 minutes away from a party the next morning. he had no pants and apparently woke up in a tree.
Dec 6 2010 12:09AM
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jason...
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dont really have any funny ones for friends, i passed out sitting up against a bath tub. woke up the next morning and i thought it was like 5 minutes later than when I'd finished puking, stumbled out of the bathroom to see it was perfectly light outside and 12 noon. bit of a suprise
Dec 6 2010 12:16AM
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Skithedeep
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haha i was at that party! random. you must be from central?
Dec 6 2010 12:19AM
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Mezmerize19
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Grand Central twice. Once in the main concourse for like 3 hours and another time in one of the tracks sitting in one of the electric carts the employees use for 2 hours
Dec 6 2010 12:22AM
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N-John360
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My friend passed out at a strip club...WHILE he was getting a lap dance. Stripper had to come out and tell us to get our friend.
Dec 6 2010 12:22AM
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dex.
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hahaha yeah i went to school there last year. that was my friends house. i was in glasses a black snap back, a green lrg polo and golf shorts.
Dec 6 2010 12:31AM
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dex.
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you must be friends with brett
Dec 6 2010 12:32AM
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FBGM
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http://sleepyschusters.com/
Dec 6 2010 12:35AM
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soup
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I passed out in the back of my roommates pickup in the parking garage of our apartment once. lost my keys but was able to get into the parking garage. sucked so fucking bad.
Dec 6 2010 12:38AM
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Schlop
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there was way too much of that this weekend, fuck


i don't know about my friends, but my personal best is the assortment of sidewalks. or under a car.
Dec 6 2010 12:38AM
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LittleFoot
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walking up stairs, not fun
Dec 6 2010 12:41AM
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SteezyOhio
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is that fucking chug on the first page? haha hilarious
Dec 6 2010 12:45AM
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skichicky3
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omg it is!
Dec 6 2010 12:48AM
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soulskier
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i once sat up only to hit my head on the bottom of my bed, drunk jim's an inconsiderate bastard
Dec 6 2010 12:49AM
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rudager
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Phone call Saturday Morning after a night of partying with those damn Swiss at the bar. I was staying at the Lake Louise Inn while working the World Cup.

Dad: Where are you?
Me: In bed
Dad: No you're not...
*I look around, see a bunk above me, still fully dressed.
Dad: ...You at Iains?
Me: No, I think I'm at the Hostel...
Dad: ...Alright, see you at the hill for work
*End phone call*

He was proud...
I couldn't even make it back to my room, which was across the street from the Hostel.

As for friends passing out, I had this one picture of my friend passed out, sitting on the toilet, with the garbage bin on his lap, and his head in it..
Dec 6 2010 12:49AM
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skichicky3
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My 22 year old brother went to his friends house this fall with a huge group. They all got shitfaced, but my brother got the drunkest, and decided in the middle of the night to get up and walk into the woods with no shoes on and pass out
He called my mom at 5am and was like, come get me I have no idea where I am and where my shoes are. It took my parents like 20 minutes to figure out where he even was, and he still has no idea how he got there.
Dec 6 2010 12:53AM
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LIL_WAT
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My friend who is 18 passed out on a d-floor during a dubStep gig here in NZ. The bouncers had to pick him up off the floor, then paid a taxi to drive him back to his hostel, where the staff had to carry him to his bed. As a consequence, the whole hostel had an alcohol ban after that hahaha

Dec 6 2010 12:56AM
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Skithedeep
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yeah man i grew up with brett
Dec 6 2010 2:14AM
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Gaespar
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In a field (poorly) taped to a matress! great friends are great! :)
Dec 6 2010 2:25AM
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dex.
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my little buddy had a little too much tonight...

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Dec 6 2010 2:30AM
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Blake.P
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There are two of chug and a couple of schuster
Dec 6 2010 2:39AM
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KatyPerry.
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I passed out in a doorway in berlin when I was like 16. I was with my brother and his then girlfriend, and I remember they were fighting about something on the way home from the bar. they stopped and I kept walking without them, I went to go sit down somewhere (doorway) and I guess I just ended up passing out there. they found me on the way home and just carried me the rest of the way. aside from that, I usually make it home
Dec 6 2010 2:42AM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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Back in high school my buddy's and I would always go out to my ranch (40 acres of land) to rage, we did this cause we had no were else to party haha. Anyways one night we went a little excessive which resulted in an epic morning "WTF" wake up picture. One of my buddy's was being a little bitch at night so he locked himself in his car cause we were all messin with him. Since he passed out in his car though we decided to take a 50 foot roll of caution tape and completely decimated he his car with it. It was hilarious because he couldn't get out of his car in the morning. This isn't the best of that night however.

I have a huge goose neck horse trailer at my ranch cause I have five horses. Well two of my friends decided that the top of the horse trailer was a good place to pass out for the night ha, which was a pretty funny sight to wake up to in the morning. Me and two other friends were the first to wake in the morning though so are still drunk asses decided that going horse back riding was a good idea ha. So we went and caught my slow fat ass horse Cash and rode him bare back. We rode him all the way up to where the rest of my homies were passed out and woke them up via drunk ass kids on horse back. The best reactions was that of the kids passed out on top of the horse trailer though ha. ahh priceless moments ha
Dec 6 2010 2:42AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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my roomate passed out on the shitter.

I passed out in a retirement home wearing a sponge bob outfit

passed out on a random persons back porch that wasn't even having a party and was about 30 min drive from home

passed out in a car and woke up to 8 cops knocking on my window...

woke up in a tent that wasn't even set up

woke up in some random girls apartment that turned out to be an hour cab ride home. didn't even know how i got there

I have a drinking problem get over it...

Oh and just to toss in a picturem this is from 2 or 3 years ago ?
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Dec 6 2010 2:44AM
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Mr.Feeny
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I woke up in a diner in downtown denver, 20 blocks away from where the club was where I was partying and I had no phone or wallet
Dec 6 2010 2:44AM
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Cufe.
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I passed out on a train on my way to berlin after a night at a godly german pub. I woke up and didnt know where i was, I looked out the window to realize that my train was just about to leave Berlin HBF. I booked it off the train, if i had not woken up just then I would have woken up in Amsterdam :P then, 2 nights later I passed out in that station at 3:45 am, when i woke up my friend threw a kiwi fruit at me, I dont know where he got the kiwi. because every shop had been closed for about 9 hours. Every one should visit Germany at least once.
Dec 6 2010 3:12AM
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Dan.P
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haha such debouchery
Dec 6 2010 3:19AM
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0123456789
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not that funny, but i passed out mid party on the couch, quick pic for funnyness

i usually dont pass out randomly so this was actually a first.


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Dec 6 2010 3:26AM
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-AWC-
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Dec 6 2010 8:29AM
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J..H
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that sucks
Dec 6 2010 8:46AM
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Zimmerman
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sleepyschusters.com
Dec 6 2010 8:51AM
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Tablespoon
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In a bank. That was pretty funny.
Dec 6 2010 9:07AM
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bdarb207
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got hammered at a local bar, woke up with blankets and everything passed out on a random co workers trampoline in her backyard up the road from the bar.. i probably did backflips, what..
Dec 6 2010 9:33AM
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