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Fat Women Busted for Shoplifting

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applejuice.
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HOW YEW DOIN?




3 pairs of boots concealed under her breasts...DA FUCK?!
Dec 3 2010 10:44AM
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.frenchy
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I wish my breasts were big enough to stash stuff. :(
Dec 3 2010 10:49AM
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Lemuel
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Hahahahaha now how da fuck.............
Dec 3 2010 10:51AM
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bangarangmules
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$2600 worth of merchandise from a TJMAXX?? Jesus how do you even do that? Everything there is so cheap haha
Dec 3 2010 10:54AM
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applejuice.
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ahaahhaahahahaah
Dec 3 2010 10:58AM
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Cincher
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When you have to feed that smuggling weapon of choice (their fat asses, boobies, and stomach folds) everything is out of your price range.















Don't be shocked bt the tone of my voice...youcancheckitallout, it's the weapon of choice!
Dec 3 2010 11:10AM
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WikiWiki
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I was just about to say that- thats a good 4-5 carts full of shit


I could see if it was a high end store with 300 dollar shoes and shit- but 2600 at tjmaxx is a fucking truckload
Dec 3 2010 11:15AM
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triebby
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Her name is really Shmeco?
Dec 3 2010 11:22AM
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Mike-O
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A gypsy woman was caught shoplifting in a hardware store near Helsinki a few years back. What did she almost manage to sneak out of the store you ask? Small tool sets, maybe a drill or something?

No.


Three fucking chainsaws.

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Dress
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Steel wire to hold up the form
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Three of these fuckers
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Fucking miracles etc.
Dec 3 2010 11:22AM
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freestyler540
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Why was there a Michel Jackson song playing in the background?
Dec 3 2010 11:27AM
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Mike-O
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It was Weird Al's parody, song called Fat.
Dec 3 2010 11:31AM
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bdarb207
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26 hundo and tj maxx baaahahahahahahahaa thats like their entire inventory.
Dec 3 2010 11:35AM
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.AR6rider.
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Did the anchor remind anyone else of this guy?

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Dec 3 2010 12:03PM
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-Mugatu
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Oh come on! Shmeco Thomas??? Shmeco?!?! Thats not even a name
Dec 3 2010 12:36PM
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theabortionator
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lol
Dec 3 2010 12:51PM
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gmack24
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lol nice find, her look is priceless



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Dec 3 2010 12:52PM
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KrazyistKarl
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"one of the individuals had 3 boots concealed under her breasts"
Dec 3 2010 12:57PM
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Milksteak
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hhahahhahahaha

DA FUUUUUUUUCK?!
Dec 3 2010 12:59PM
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dex.
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update: they also smuggled some cheeseburgers, cakes, dr pepper and hot pockets.
Dec 3 2010 1:02PM
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GayWolf420
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Under one tittie or both titties?
Dec 3 2010 1:03PM
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T-Holt
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How?!?!?!?!?!?!
Dec 3 2010 1:36PM
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