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Pay the money or Go to jail........$515.00

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ImNotARacist
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I have until the 10th of December, next friday, to pay a court fees/fines of $515.00 or I go to jail for 311 days. I currently have $26

How would you make the money?
Dec 2 2010 5:06PM
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granddaddy.purp
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i think ur best bets borrowing it from someone who trusts u and then pay them back as soon as u can come up with the money
Dec 2 2010 5:07PM
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.frenchy
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Are you gonna tell us what you did?
Dec 2 2010 5:07PM
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Rosbif
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 930
Sling some crack? Rob someone?

Maybe get a loan?
Dec 2 2010 5:07PM
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COskier
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sell a kidney...

or get a fucking job, it's only $500. That's less than a pair of skis.
Dec 2 2010 5:08PM
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Crack.
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sell the laptop youre on
Dec 2 2010 5:08PM
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Rosbif
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I would like to know too, 311 days is quite a long time.
Dec 2 2010 5:08PM
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*simba*
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Shit 311 days.


Ask around to see if you can maybe borrow from friends. a year in prison would be quite he drag.
Dec 2 2010 5:10PM
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buddychaps
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work the corner, suck some D
Dec 2 2010 5:10PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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sell a pair of skis, ask your parents for a loan, get a bank loan?
Dec 2 2010 5:10PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
making money is easy if you put your mind to it, borrow from a close friends/ relative, sell absolutely everything, get a quick job, and what the fuck did you do
Dec 2 2010 5:10PM
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Anathema
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take out a student loan. tell them its for classes
Dec 2 2010 5:11PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
I get my next paycheck this weekend. I'll shoot you $75 of you promise to pay me back.
Dec 2 2010 5:11PM
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FrenchToastMafia
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 452
if you have friends ask them to loan you $$, if not either rob a bank or go to prison
Dec 2 2010 5:13PM
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no_steeze
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well this is a pickle!
Dec 2 2010 5:13PM
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Mezmerize19
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Ill throw you 42 if you dont run with it
Dec 2 2010 5:15PM
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Rumi.
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i'm not giving you any tips till you inform the people of NS about what you did to get in this situation in the first place!
Dec 2 2010 5:15PM
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danderson.
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Threads for when he tells us the crime.
Dec 2 2010 5:15PM
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theabortionator
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go to jail
Dec 2 2010 5:16PM
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theBearJew
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make a facebook group about how you'll do something absurd if you get 515 dollars by that Friday. people will join and then u just do something dumb and ur off.

what did you do?
Dec 2 2010 5:17PM
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Rosbif
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Honestly, if this happened to me, and I didn't have a credit card (why do you not have a credit card btw. or the cash. I would be straight on the phone to my parents. Jail is worth avoiding by any means I'd say.
Dec 2 2010 5:18PM
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ImNotARacist
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Actually I have already taken care of it :)

But if you were in that situation and had nobody to borrow from, how would you do it?


Frenchy Heres the skinny on what went down: I made a thread about it over the summer but I cant find it, anyways, Weed, Dextromethorphan, getting caught by my grandmother equalled emotional break down and hyperventilation. Cops came, I gave them the weed and they gave me a ticket for possession.

Then 3 days later, still mentally unstable, I decide that the undercover cop car behind me with his light on isn't really a cop. I argue with the "Cop" dressed in his flower shirt and jeans. That Im not telling him shit and I decided to leave. So after a short little under the speed limit chase I was arrested and taken to jail for like 6 hours. Charged me with Eluding police, and Reckless Driving.

Spark Notes: Possession of Marijuana, Eluding Police and Reckless Driving gets you a years probation and $500 in fine.

Dec 2 2010 5:18PM
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Chompo.
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Sell the computer you are on. Get a loan. there are many things you can do for a small amount of cash like that....


But what did you do???
Dec 2 2010 5:19PM
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TheHuggyBear
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you are ballsy
Dec 2 2010 5:20PM
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ImNotARacist
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Thanks for the offers, NSG does have a heart!

Sorry for leading you on.
Dec 2 2010 5:21PM
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.frenchy
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Holy shit man.

Best of luck!!

Dec 2 2010 5:24PM
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Tall_Paul
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go to south africa and run for president

Dec 2 2010 5:33PM
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theabortionator
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You are brilliant. Run at the speed limit because you don't think he's a cop. Get owned by your gma for smoking nugs, owe 500 bucks and make a thread as if you'd rather go to jail for a year.



and this is something that happened a while ago?
Dec 2 2010 5:35PM
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skiierman
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you sound like an idiot. take the jail time, pussy! don't give the state shit and have them pay to take care of you.
Dec 2 2010 5:37PM
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thebeesknees
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haha BAMF
Dec 2 2010 5:41PM
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ImNotARacist
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I wasn't running I was just leaving ha, when I say mentally unstable I mean it. My parents were on the verge of taking me to Cottonwood Heights (thats where the crazy people go).

Ya it happened in June.
Dec 2 2010 5:41PM
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CKpolicy
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311 days would suck. i was thinkin it would be a few days to a week, in which case i would consider the alternative to paying the money, but fuck almost a year.
Dec 2 2010 5:43PM
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ImNotARacist
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Good one my little orange friend. The jail I would be going to makes you pay them once your out.
Dec 2 2010 5:43PM
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ImNotARacist
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Ya I received suspended jail time, 311. Kinda sucks, the weed wasn't even mine, just in my car and the only reason the cop wanted to pull me over is because I was swerving back and forth and an alarming speed of 13 mph. We were waiting for a tractor in front of us.
Dec 2 2010 5:46PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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I'm gonna suggest something that won't give you added jail time.
Dec 2 2010 6:51PM
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theabortionator
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Then are you fucking retarded? You are talking about paying a fine, or going to jail. The saying you have to pay anyway when you get out of jail, but you're still considering your options?


Fucking brilliant
Dec 2 2010 6:58PM
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soulskier
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better start sucking some dicks, or you might end up sucking some dicks
Dec 2 2010 7:20PM
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maximiliaan
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311 days of butt-rape
Dec 2 2010 8:37PM
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Peter.
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thank god you got out of that, that would blow. 311 days seems like forever
Dec 2 2010 8:43PM
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RubberSoul
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go to jail, just for shits and gigs. also to build character
Dec 2 2010 8:45PM
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nikkib.
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work the corners
Dec 2 2010 8:46PM
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ChadThundercock
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this. you got 2 options here basically. suck dick now and pay off the court, or go to jail where youll be suckin dick anyways. play this one wisely....

but on a serious note, i would say just ask someone you trust or your parents... and i would be interested to know what you did hahaha
Dec 2 2010 8:46PM
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Static
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KKK jail sentence
Dec 2 2010 8:46PM
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JahJahBinks
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Just sleep it off for 10 or so days then worry about it.
Dec 2 2010 8:49PM
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ChadThundercock
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oops nevermind, just read your post haha
Dec 2 2010 8:50PM
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teleak
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sounds like you need a ski vacation somewhere
Dec 2 2010 8:50PM
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ImNotARacist
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It happened in june, but I am hitting pc tomorro:)
Dec 2 2010 8:54PM
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ryantheconnolly
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for future reference, sell blood and semen
Dec 2 2010 8:58PM
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Rajna
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 90
well that's a shitty spot to be in... personally I'd just get it over with and goto jail.
Dec 2 2010 9:03PM
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KrazyistKarl
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did the cop identify himself and show his badge?
Dec 3 2010 12:51PM
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yojimbo
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GO TO JAIL
Dec 3 2010 12:52PM
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