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Knitted Condom FTW?

Willskiforbooze

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Hey I was searching Instructables.com <Very useful place> and me and my friend where looking at things like how to make skis and shit but we came across this weird ass instructable... http://www.instructables.com/id/Knit-Condom/ Anyone wanna make up some great uses about a wooly condom?

Nov 29 2010 11:07PM

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Billek

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I would store candy in it.

Nov 29 2010 11:09PM

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captainEMERICA

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that does not seem very effective...

Nov 29 2010 11:09PM

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black_mamba

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peter heater

Nov 29 2010 11:09PM

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JIBpsy^^

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Would need a whole bottle of astroglide for that shit

+ K for whoever gets my reference

Nov 29 2010 11:09PM

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Logey.

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhh that would be so awesome on a really cold day of skiing

Nov 29 2010 11:10PM

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Willskiforbooze

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Im suprised no one has said itll absorb the lube amazingly well!! But then again It'd take a shit load of it

Nov 29 2010 11:11PM

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skiierman

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ever beat off into a sock before? it'll absorb anything up. this shit would work.

Nov 29 2010 11:11PM

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theabortionator

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I sure as hell wouldn't fit into that

Nov 29 2010 11:13PM

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Willskiforbooze

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Probly stretches... but I'm not sure its a good idea to use since its full of holes

Nov 29 2010 11:14PM

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KatyPerry.

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I saw this thread title and the first thing I thought was "fucking hippies"

Nov 29 2010 11:14PM

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MN_Nice

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If you guys would read the article it says this is a great joke of a gift for someone you know such as one who is addicted to knitting.

Nov 29 2010 11:16PM

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ChanchoVelez.

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hahaha lawled

Nov 29 2010 11:17PM

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Muhammad

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How well does it stay on during penetration? I feel like it would just fall off and get stuck in there.

Nov 29 2010 11:17PM

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Muhammad

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Please explain your reference?

Nov 29 2010 11:18PM

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Willskiforbooze

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I have no idea but I hope to god people wouldnt start using knitted condoms

Nov 29 2010 11:19PM

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D1X

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Nov 29 2010 11:19PM

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skiierman

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that makes a lotta sense because every time i have a snuggie on, i do get a raging boner that gets cold.

Nov 29 2010 11:25PM

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theabortionator

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hippies don't wear condoms. Wooks can't spread diseases.Nothing to worry about

Nov 29 2010 11:29PM

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D1X

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Oh you

Nov 29 2010 11:30PM

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Anathema

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would that not get itchy?

Nov 29 2010 11:31PM

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theabortionator

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multi purpose

Nov 29 2010 11:33PM

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Blake.P

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american pie?

Nov 29 2010 11:34PM

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JIBpsy^^

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there was a thread bout a month back in which a story that involved buttsecks for the first time went all wrong becasue he used the whole bottle fo astroglide lube on the chica. I tried to find it but i forgot the title sorry for all you kids that wanted story time.

Nov 29 2010 11:34PM

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theabortionator

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longer than that. Since all those threads come from his site.

Got the reference, didn't think it related at all. Lost out on free karma. damn, lol.

Nov 29 2010 11:37PM

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Bonzalo

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It is the thread that his friend was recording in the closest?

Nov 29 2010 11:44PM

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JIBpsy^^

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dont worry bro i got you covered you to to all the other who got the reference

Nov 29 2010 11:46PM

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TheDude

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Gawd Newbz. It be Tucker max! http://www.tuckermax.com/stories/tucker-tries-buttsex-hilarity-does-not-ensue/ some one clicky that, can't from my phone

Nov 29 2010 11:48PM

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shredables

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id wear it as a hat

Nov 30 2010 12:58AM

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BrightonFridays

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60 percent of the time it works every time

Nov 30 2010 1:06AM

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deleted5

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no cant say i have

Nov 30 2010 1:07AM

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Nov 30 2010 1:08AM

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MothaHucker

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its 100% legit, the way it works is the cotton absorbs your semen instead of storing it in the tip. the holes are to keep a cooling breeze down there so it doesn't feel like ur cock is wearing a parka. if you knit one and use it, it will work garaunteed.

Nov 30 2010 1:14AM

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