So I wake up at a good hour today and decide to study for a few hours in the library and then maybe smoke later for working hard. Anyway, I finish up one thing and decide to move to another assignment. However, the assignment was too difficult so I get on facebook to see if anyone from my class was online so i can copy it.
No one is on, but this girl from the floor above me who is good at math was so I asked her if she'd do it for me, jokingly. She first said no, then after a please she said "if we can have sex." So i'm thinking to myself, dude, completed math homework and pussy? That's sick. So I pretty much immediately pack my shit up in the library and start heading back to her room and did the dirty. Luckiest thing to possibly ever happen to me. And she's pretty cute, I'd say shes a 7.25 on my scale. (rate the face, rate the body and average it)
Sparknotes: Asked a girl if she'd do my math homework and had sex with her for the completed assignment
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