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So my friend is pretty much fucked

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dex.
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remember this thread?

https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/569549/page/1/

well its been a few weeks since my buddy blacked out and rawdogged this girl (lets just call her shamu). he got a phonecall from her saying she wanted to meet up and "talk". turns out shes prego LOL.

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what should he name it?

please take pity ns...
Nov 11 2010 12:51AM
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dex.
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nope. shes definitely pregnant. paternity test confirmed it was him
Nov 16 2010 6:06PM
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PowSkierCO
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To take a paternity test the child has to be born....

Is it just me or does the kid look kinda creepy? Plus, he got wha is due, he chose not to wrap it up.
Nov 16 2010 6:55PM
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FerrisBueller
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this.
Nov 16 2010 7:06PM
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pigglywiggly
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Hope that it is a boy because another fat bitch that thinks shes hot is not what America needs
Nov 28 2010 9:29PM
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dex.
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UPDATE: the baby has been born!!!!


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Nov 28 2010 9:31PM
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TheStudioCC
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I pity the fool.
Nov 28 2010 9:33PM
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Mr.Luke
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ooooh, wow. He must've been REALLY drunk
Nov 28 2010 9:33PM
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Skittle.
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Nov 28 2010 9:35PM
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_Will_
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yeah. its not like you can defend yourself against that thing... its like taking on a gorilla
Nov 28 2010 9:44PM
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TheHamburglar
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it was pretty obvious from the beginning
Nov 28 2010 9:45PM
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cwillygood
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hahahaha good for him
Nov 28 2010 9:46PM
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AgentOrange11
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successfully troll thread is successful
Nov 28 2010 9:48PM
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DMA_Studios
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HAHAHAHAHA.
Nov 28 2010 10:02PM
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B_Sellegren
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shiitttttyyyy yeah name it free willy though.
Nov 28 2010 10:13PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
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abstinence solves everything.

Nov 28 2010 10:24PM
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J.M
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hahahahahaha
Nov 28 2010 10:41PM
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Skithedeep
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is this for real man? snowden is a babydaddy?
Dec 6 2010 5:42PM
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theWIZARD
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why would you post this? if a friend of mine did something like this to me id be furious!

Bad friend

Dec 6 2010 6:14PM
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Zimmerman
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this has to be one of the best series of threads ever. the updates are just too funny.
Dec 6 2010 6:19PM
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