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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072

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I just blew off my knee cap and possibly grazed my cat laying on the couch.  Post your casualties.

oh and yes, i stole this idea from somewhere, cry about it.

Nov 8 2010 7:40PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
right through the middle of my neck this is not looking good
Nov 8 2010 7:42PM
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tfast
Posts: 607 - Karma: 7
im fine. your sister......





not so much
Nov 8 2010 7:42PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 177
my head...
Nov 8 2010 7:42PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
fuck, i wish i had thought to do a funnier version of this
Nov 8 2010 7:42PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
my nose is gone
Nov 8 2010 7:42PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
by by phone
Nov 8 2010 7:43PM
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bob_ham
Posts: 897 - Karma: 11
not even joking but..i hit my mom
Nov 8 2010 7:43PM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
hand on the keyboard so probably right through my thigh
Nov 8 2010 7:43PM
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gabe.
Posts: 1891 - Karma: 47
lol'd so hard for some reason
Nov 8 2010 7:45PM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
i just fired and hit a glass of water...
Nov 8 2010 7:46PM
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Klutch
Posts: 241 - Karma: 18
Through cheekbone, up through brain.
Nov 8 2010 7:46PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
my f key is no longer in service, assuming my .45 caliber finger bullets bounce
Nov 8 2010 7:46PM
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JosephStalin
Posts: 1673 - Karma: 100
through the couch
Nov 8 2010 7:47PM
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Nooschoolers
Posts: 577 - Karma: 32
i should get my colon checked
Nov 8 2010 7:48PM
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Potatoes
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 14
just blew my face straight off.
Nov 8 2010 7:48PM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
probably just shattered my femur. fuck
Nov 8 2010 7:48PM
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TheStudioCC
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 366
Wrecked my keyboard with a slight chance of hitting my leg.
Nov 8 2010 7:48PM
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Corwack10
Posts: 323 - Karma: 37
I have just shot my mother.
Nov 8 2010 7:49PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,455
Would have been fine but I took out a piece of gum.Possibly the corner where my lips meet, graze the cheek, and maybe part of my ear. Not too bad.
Nov 8 2010 7:50PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
oh noez i smashed my laptop. how will i ns now?
Nov 8 2010 7:50PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 397
through my keyboard, right into muh dick
Nov 8 2010 7:50PM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
bullet just shattered my ulna
Nov 8 2010 7:51PM
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Jamerson
Posts: 346 - Karma: 10
hole through left ass cheek
Nov 8 2010 7:51PM
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Evilchris
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 43
damn that was close, I almost took off my dick
Nov 8 2010 7:52PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
winner, winner. chicken dinner
Nov 8 2010 7:52PM
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ifli
Posts: 449 - Karma: 21
left hip
Nov 8 2010 7:54PM
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Pisces
Posts: 905 - Karma: 13
right through the monitor on the third floor of the penn state library. may have hit someone walking by too
Nov 8 2010 7:54PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
scratching my nads when i opened this so, adoption? i think so
Nov 8 2010 7:54PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 608
shot myself in the balls
Nov 8 2010 7:55PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
my cock :(
Nov 8 2010 7:55PM
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RiddleMeThis
Posts: 749 - Karma: 117
right through my Achilles heal, out for the season. FUUUU-
Nov 8 2010 7:56PM
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cbeebzthasteeze
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 85
I hit my sweater vest :(
Nov 8 2010 7:59PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
starting halfway down my thigh i blew up through my femur into my pelvis
basically my right leg is gone
Nov 8 2010 8:00PM
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john.stossel
Posts: 943 - Karma: 5
michelle obamas uterus is now out of service
Nov 8 2010 8:00PM
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thugaim
Posts: 2181 - Karma: 33
My mouse is broken... that is all.

Lefty ftw.
Nov 8 2010 8:07PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
i knew there was something off about you..
Nov 8 2010 8:08PM
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
Right in the throat. Beautiful
Nov 8 2010 8:10PM
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Jimmy.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 27
shot the router.
no ns'ing :(
Nov 8 2010 8:10PM
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860media*
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 10,463
straight into the kidney
Nov 8 2010 8:11PM
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garrettwiz
Posts: 2662 - Karma: 34
my ceiling
Nov 8 2010 8:11PM
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McFellon
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 2,005
most of my chin and a fair amount of my cheek are now on the ceiling
Nov 8 2010 8:12PM
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Posts: 2345 - Karma: 2,104
Just grazed my thigh.
Nov 8 2010 8:12PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
through my right quad muscle, just about blew my own dick off
Nov 8 2010 8:12PM
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thelizards
Posts: 4042 - Karma: 43
groin
Nov 8 2010 8:12PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
I was rearranging my sack when i opened this thread :(

What caliber are we talking here?
Nov 8 2010 8:14PM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
i only shot my couch. coulda been a lot worse.
Nov 8 2010 8:14PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
fuck right through my computer screen.
Nov 8 2010 8:14PM
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COrider
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 23
I just blasted NPH and shattered my tv. ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Nov 8 2010 8:14PM
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Barf.
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 123
I just shot my step mom.... Oh well.
Nov 8 2010 8:14PM
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belden...
Posts: 2914 - Karma: 1,273
Didnt hit anything.
Nov 8 2010 8:15PM
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