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How many days have you wasted on the toilet?

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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
At three times a day for 15 minutes each on average since age seven, ive spent a total of 91 days of my life on the toilet. How many (estimate) have you spent?
Nov 8 2010 7:38PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51257 - Karma: 157,316
I usually am in and out in under a minute. Including wiping and washing my hands. Don't understand how it take people a half hour to shit
Nov 8 2010 7:40PM
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cbeebzthasteeze
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 85
Hello, magazines, or in my case, Gameboy + Pokemon = Hour or more.
Nov 8 2010 7:42PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Seriously...da fuck.
Nov 8 2010 7:42PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 177
i take like 5 to 10
Nov 8 2010 7:43PM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
this
Nov 8 2010 7:44PM
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H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218
I only ever Crap on pay - easy money.... crapping at home is for rookies...
Nov 8 2010 7:44PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
computer+ toilet= hours
Nov 8 2010 7:44PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
i take my laptop in with me so sometimes i zone out and look at the clock and im like... wtf?? how have i been shitting for 3 hours?


once i went to wipe and it was dry
Nov 8 2010 7:45PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
Amazing.

Want to hear a cool story?
My mom just texted me "hows life?" I told her my life was dildos. She replied "Real or plastic". I'm not lying
Nov 8 2010 7:53PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
how do you go three times a day? i'm only once a day right after my morning coffee
Nov 8 2010 7:54PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7713 - Karma: 525
lololololololollolololololollolol
Nov 8 2010 7:56PM
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Jamerson
Posts: 346 - Karma: 10
Bahahaha.

I feel that when shitting, I need to make important phone calls
Nov 8 2010 7:56PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51257 - Karma: 157,316
Everybody acting like they are onto something amazing by going on the computer, reading, or whatever for hours on the shitter..


NOOBS I TELL YOU


How about you shit, get it done with, then go on the computer, read, or whatever in a room that doesn't smell like shit?


BRILLIANT!
Nov 8 2010 7:57PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7713 - Karma: 525
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH I DIDNT EVEN SEE THIS!
Nov 8 2010 7:57PM
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hellyeaaaah
Posts: 640 - Karma: 8
Kind of unrelated, but a few days ago, my friend was telling me how his dad used to go to mcdonald's every morning to take a shit, because he didn't want his bathroom to stink. Needless to say, he got kicked out after a while haha
Nov 8 2010 7:57PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9926 - Karma: 9,344
um
Nov 8 2010 7:57PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
id say more then half them time ive been naked
Nov 8 2010 7:58PM
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cbeebzthasteeze
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 85
lol @ confusion.
Nov 8 2010 7:58PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
sometimes it takes a hell of a long time to shit. in that case i bring the book.
Nov 8 2010 7:59PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
I'm crazy!
Nov 8 2010 8:01PM
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Funkadelic
Posts: 1967 - Karma: 391
I can't say under a minute, but it's all about the preshit. Mental preparation before you actually go in to the bathroom so its a quick in and out deal.
Nov 8 2010 8:01PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7713 - Karma: 525
if i dont have my phone when im dumping im completely lost
Nov 8 2010 8:05PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
You shit 3 times a day?
Nov 8 2010 8:07PM
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H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218
Coffee = total shitter stimulant in the am....
Nov 8 2010 8:12PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
50 days give or take
Nov 8 2010 8:18PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9926 - Karma: 9,344
lol @ beebz bringing back the inside joke
Nov 8 2010 8:20PM
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justinp4400
Posts: 1068 - Karma: 1,039
i just read all of this and my minds on it now. guess where im goin







thats right im shitting in about 1 minute
Nov 8 2010 8:22PM
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ride_on
Posts: 317 - Karma: 33
you make a nickle ,
they make a dime,
and thats why i shit on company time.

but seriosly only once after work 5 min before my shower. unless archie is invited to the party, then maybe 10
Nov 8 2010 8:23PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
i dont get why people hate the bathroom so much, its a sanctuary, where you can squat and surf squat and read squat and whack, its just much more relaxing
Nov 8 2010 8:29PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51257 - Karma: 157,316
I don't shit unless I feel like I need to shit. So shitting isn't a problem.
Nov 8 2010 8:31PM
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B4NE1
Posts: 876 - Karma: 16
i only go at work so i get paid BITCH!!!
Nov 8 2010 8:35PM
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cbeebzthasteeze
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 85
No lol @ you not accepting my Facebook friend request :'(
Nov 8 2010 8:40PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,257
A minute or so.. 2 minutes max.
Nov 8 2010 8:41PM
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connory998
Posts: 1197 - Karma: 34
he's in and out in under a minute, there is no way he can fully empty in under a minute.
Nov 8 2010 8:41PM
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infuser
Posts: 1220 - Karma: 241
same thing but just a solid game or two of fifa
Nov 8 2010 9:01PM
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MangoSteeze
Posts: 793 - Karma: 48
How could you guys let technology between you and the serenity of shitting?
Nov 8 2010 9:02PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

including time i've spent with my face in the toilet after a night of heavy drinking?

shit now starts to really add up..........

Nov 8 2010 9:04PM
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COrider
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 23
None of my time on the toilet is a waste.
Nov 8 2010 9:05PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
Shit usually takes 5 minutes, Piss twice a day which takes about 2, so nine minutes a day. Someone do the math for 16 years old please, I just finished my math homework and don't feel like doing anymore.
Nov 8 2010 9:07PM
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Bobbum~Man
Posts: 228 - Karma: 10
I just spent the last 2 days on the shitter. Fuck the flu.
Nov 8 2010 9:09PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
negro_jesus "likes this"
Nov 8 2010 9:09PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
how does anyone take more than 2 minutes to shit ever?
Nov 8 2010 9:11PM
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Sheets-mmm
Posts: 392 - Karma: 42

HOW DO YOU SEE THIS TIME AS WASTED?

Nov 8 2010 9:18PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
nah, i just like shitting and whenever i get the slightest bit of alarm im sprinting to the toilet, except in school
Nov 8 2010 9:58PM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
thank you, you understand.
Nov 8 2010 10:00PM
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gstaff
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 12
two poos a day at two minutes each. Im guesstemating 30-40 days?
Nov 8 2010 10:02PM
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RiddleMeThis
Posts: 749 - Karma: 117
my legs lose feeling and eventually fall asleep and is rather painful if i stay this long. but i love the pokemon on the throne
Nov 8 2010 10:02PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
I have a friend, we'll call him Kevin. Literally every time he calls my phone, i am on the john. We don't know how it keeps happening, as i really don't shit very often or for very long. It's just extremely coincidental.
Nov 8 2010 10:03PM
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Heath.
Posts: 838 - Karma: 149
You shit 3 times a day?
Nov 8 2010 10:03PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
jeeze

3 times a day. i go like every other day.

and it doesnt take me 15minutes. haha
Nov 8 2010 10:04PM
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