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if u could have 3 wishes

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4-Front
Posts: 5306 - Karma: 199
i would wish for 1 million more wishes
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-Nicholas

[Hight North Session 4]

Whitewater '04
May 20 2004 7:13PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
then the Jijin would kill you for being to greedy, you ask for bracers of archrey, battle axe +3 of wounding, and bag of holding with 500 platnuim pices in it.





Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
May 20 2004 7:16PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
1)you to die a painful painful death at the hand of small children and old people poking you

2)to have one hundred billion dollars

3)the freakish ability to get anyone i want to do what i want when i want


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//KAW RAW//
//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
May 20 2004 7:18PM
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~Sazz~
Posts: 31 - Karma: 10
1st wish for new knees coz mine are fuked
2nd wish for a new car
3rd probably a few more spae sets of knees!





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May 20 2004 7:19PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
1. I wouldn't need to use money
2. incredible sense of balance
3. be able to breath underwater


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?
May 20 2004 7:31PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
you gotta be specific yo, if i was a genie id fuck people over soo much


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//KAW RAW//
//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
May 20 2004 7:34PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
1. To live near my boyfriend
2. To not have such a crappy rep.
3. to be with my boyfriend right now!
May 20 2004 7:35PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
^your boyfriend is fucking behind your back.


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//KAW RAW//
//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
May 20 2004 7:36PM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
To have a secret fountain of money where I could ask for any amount of money I want

2.Power to be Invincible/invisible (but I can die when I'll be tired of life at 20 000 years old.

3. Every woman I want all the time.
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'Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!
May 20 2004 7:38PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
CJ u dont know shit!
May 20 2004 7:39PM
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rentalrider
Posts: 198 - Karma: 10
^doesn't know shit himself
May 20 2004 7:40PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
its sooo true tho...


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//KAW RAW//
//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
May 20 2004 7:41PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
^^ HERSELF i aint no guy!~
May 20 2004 7:42PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
awww she loves nic
little does she know
nic loves jessica
the $5 whore
that sluts herself
on nics streetcorner


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//KAW RAW//
//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
May 20 2004 7:44PM
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rentalrider
Posts: 198 - Karma: 10
^great..you are a chick...that makes you even stupider
May 20 2004 7:44PM
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ArMaDaSkiz
Posts: 239 - Karma: 12
one girl sucking my left ball1.
one girl sucking my right ball2.
one girl suycking my dick3.
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Going Solo
May 20 2004 7:45PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
I aint stupid!
May 20 2004 7:45PM
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freeze_and_burn
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ArMaDaSkiz
now thats three wishes ! ;)
May 20 2004 7:46PM
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rentalrider
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^are you being racist?
May 20 2004 7:48PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
how the hell am i being racits?! i said now thats three wishes:D ... like good choice yknow
May 20 2004 7:50PM
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rentalrider
Posts: 198 - Karma: 10
^yeah but i am colored
May 20 2004 7:51PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
i didnt know that ... thats awesome :D my cousin is colour :D hes awesome... im not racist man... i dont like ppl that are...
May 20 2004 7:53PM
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rentalrider
Posts: 198 - Karma: 10
^wait you are white, but your cousin is colored...when you say cousin do you mean dawg
May 20 2004 7:55PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
no cousin my aunt is white my uncle is black...
May 20 2004 7:56PM
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rentalrider
Posts: 198 - Karma: 10
oh, i should hang out with him some time...us folk like to stick together...ya heard?
May 20 2004 7:57PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
not everyone is like that... ya know... if ur trying to get me to say something racist good luck...
May 20 2004 7:58PM
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rentalrider
Posts: 198 - Karma: 10
hey my name is nic...and it says i love nic...you are coming on a little too strong a little too early
May 20 2004 7:59PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
You guys are all so wrong, how are you going to beat the shoadow dragon and get the chrystal for the blue mage.





Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
May 20 2004 7:59PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
1.) 200 billion dollars

2.) Pro skiing abilities

3.) and save the third for whenever i need it
May 20 2004 8:00PM
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rentalrider
Posts: 198 - Karma: 10
^easy...by circumventing the sphere chamber and defeating the master of eternity
May 20 2004 8:01PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
1. to play with lindsey lohans love pillows
2. free ribs for life...
3.. fly...






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You only ski for fun because you suck balls.. thanks hoodrat!
May 20 2004 8:02PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
1. I wish I could see inside kathy lee's dressing rom

2. I wish I had my own theme music

3. I wish I had no bones
May 20 2004 8:09PM
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4-Front
Posts: 5306 - Karma: 199
um my name is nick ahh im scared
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[Hight North Session 4]

Whitewater '04
May 20 2004 8:12PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
1. For a bank account with unlimited money
2. To be able to speak, read and understand every language ever. fluently.
3. To not get hurt / to be indistructible
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
--->CCR*

'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3
May 20 2004 8:15PM
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jtski
Posts: 805 - Karma: 21
i just want to be megaman



w.m.h
May 20 2004 8:23PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
My wishes
1.A lb. of Crack
2.$1000!!!
3.A lb. of weed!!




-Patj.
May 20 2004 8:29PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
1. teleportation powers
2. be unable to pull muscles, break bones, etc.
3. have 1 billion dollars
May 20 2004 8:54PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
id wish to have no wishes


Fuck You
May 20 2004 9:08PM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
1. for money to grow on trees
2. my science teacher would get fired and put in jail for molesting...
3. infinity more wishes... *sigh* i have about a trillion more anyway.


~*Michelle

->'the CD goes right here. the speakers... oh well one of 'em's broken, but THIS speaker is good, and these wires, they are really good!'
May 20 2004 9:23PM
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P-JO
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If money grew on trees inflation would be a bitch.




-Patj.
May 20 2004 9:24PM
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*i<3snow*
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^not just ANY tree, i mean, MY TREE. like, i have my own secret patch of trees in my yard that no one knows about or could steal from. :)


~*Michelle

->'the CD goes right here. the speakers... oh well one of 'em's broken, but THIS speaker is good, and these wires, they are really good!'
May 20 2004 9:27PM
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P-JO
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Oh.. yeah I have those too, except they grow marijuana.




-Patj.
May 20 2004 9:29PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
I'd wish
1)Wings
2)Power
3)Reason
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Sick and Tired.
May 20 2004 10:01PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
1. billion dollars
2. bush to win 2nd term
3. for my bf to never be mad at me again cause he always is and doesnt tell me why and i feel like crap cause he acts like a woman.

and if the genie loved me and granted me one more wish, i would wish that lat would do me in the butt.


I dont want a large Farva!
May 20 2004 10:28PM
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ilovehead
Posts: 586 - Karma: 6
Then dump him.. it's as easy as that
May 20 2004 10:30PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
never


I dont want a large Farva!
May 20 2004 10:32PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
ummm,
1) a million wishes
1b) if that doesnt count--- be good, nay, great at whatever i wanted
2)to get whatever i wanted
3)invisibitlity/flying/other good stuff

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests
May 20 2004 10:34PM
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hoodratz47
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irish,, you have no idea what you just did.. there are jeanies and lat is on his way right now to ram your cinamon hole...... you asked for it,,,, you dont know what mania lateralis has for butsex.. you have no idea.. id be prepared,, hes not gonna even knock. just pust thourh the door with his pants down his canadian flag rasid and some lube.. youlll love it.. once you go lat you never go back , i know,, i still cant walk strait..



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proud member of the telestar6 hate squad
May 20 2004 10:49PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
1) see my dad one more time
2) move to BC, ski every day until i grow old
3) unlimited confidence

'There should be an International ''Slash Your Neighbors SUV Tires'' Day' -con_cept
May 20 2004 11:32PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
oh, and to forget the tampon incident

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests
May 21 2004 12:00AM
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WONTON
Posts: 6951 - Karma: 55
1. go to heaven
2. go to heaven
3. go to heaven

=)
a million more wishes wouldnt be too bad



jeepers creepers, whered u get the neat sneakers?
May 21 2004 12:05AM
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