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How to pass a THC drug test overnight

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crockwood
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Okay so yesterday i was at my friends house and i was watching the hangover and my friend starts cleaning his pipe by boiling water and the whole entire house ends up smelling like the dankest weed and his parents come home.. so he decides to open all the windows and doors and light some candles.. pretty much a dead giveaway that we did something we werent supposed to do. anyways his parents get pissed.. i have to call my stepdad to pick me up and when he gets there my friends parents talk to my stepdad and they thought we were smoking.. so they made me and my friend take drug tests the next morning when we just smoked hella weed the night before.. okay so back to the reason i posted this.. how to pass a drug test overnight.. now my parents got the First Check cup thc drug test kit its only $16 and its the best one there is.. so last night i took 3 500mg flush niacin pills drank hella water and pissed over 8 times, after i did the cycle of pissing 8 times i got some Coleman Water Purifiers for camping.. there in the camping section at walmart there only $5.88 put 2 white pills into one bottled water and another white pill into a second bottled water.. drink the first bottle and about 30 min later drink the next one and go to bed.. before you take your piss test make sure you pee at least 2 times after you have taken the niacin and water purifiers and an hour before you take your piss test take 1 more niacin pill and when you go take your test you are sure to pass..
let me know if you have any questions or concerns. again this worked for me so it should work for you. im 6'1" and weigh 151. im a pretty skinny guy.
peace. toke up the night before your drug test do this method and you will pass with flying colors.
Nov 7 2010 3:07PM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
ill get us a new page started

good luck dude
Nov 7 2010 11:10PM
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Moisty_Goat
Posts: 601 - Karma: 31
Sarcasm..I hope?
Nov 7 2010 11:29PM
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T-Holt
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Not at all.
Nov 7 2010 11:46PM
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RubberSoul
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Nov 8 2010 12:42AM
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sirschralpalot.
Posts: 453 - Karma: 18
the majority of it comes out of your system from pooping so chug some colon blow er some shit *no pun intended
Nov 8 2010 12:51AM
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Doug.
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haha good thing you read the bottle
Nov 8 2010 1:01AM
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Mr.Feeny
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there are a lot of threads about smoking weed and stuff but theres no need to hate on everyone, just dont open it if it says something about weed. thanks for posting man, i learned some stuff, and even if theres equivalent threads somewhere else every thread is different and you can learn something. some kids on ns just need to mellow out
Nov 8 2010 1:12AM
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factory81
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There is only one way to pass a THC drug test overnight.

I am going to make a like macro script to reply to this shit automatically I swear.

THC is filtered out of your blood stream by your kidneys in to your bladder. So picture a constant flow of thc in to your piss pouch there....

Now you sleep and this piss pouch called a bladder will have tons of thc in it that accumulated all night.

You need to stay up all night, drink warm tea (your body passes warm fluids faster, it takes longer to pass cold water, you don't piss 57 degree urine do you?). Prior to the test you will have to be urinating 5-7 times per hour.

By this point your lil piss pouch can't get filled with THC fast enough to make your urine actually show dirty.

AND THUS EINSTEIN DISCOVERED THE DILUTION METHOD.

So how does this method fail? Your piss has shit like specific gravity, ph, and creatine levels that MUST be met for it to quality as piss. Diluting your piss like this throws all of this off.

Those detox drinks are essentially "nuclear nutrient bombs", and are great ways to temporarily offset the diluted urine that most labs will not accept anymore.


Nov 8 2010 1:18AM
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gnarpow2009
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like ahh
Nov 8 2010 1:40AM
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Bungholio
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this concept may have been posted already, im not looking through 70 posts so smd:

My brother has passed many thc tests with these special pills you can get at a local smoke shop, its a little packet of stuff that you mix with water, after you have had thc in your body, for a little over a month, there is these little chemical thingys that are in your pee that the test looks for, when you drink this mix, your body temporarily stops releasing this stuff. it works in half an hour, so that means: you drink this stuff, wait half an hour, take a piss, and then piss without this chemical stuff will fill your bladder and you will be able to pass the test untill the stuff wears off which takes like 3 hours! they are very cheap i dont know what they are called i dont smoke... just ask a guy at your local shop because my brother passed 4 tests with it...
Nov 8 2010 1:53AM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
smells like bullshit... maybe its only available in canada?
Nov 8 2010 1:56AM
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theabortionator
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I was trying to not hurt feeling for a second. I was in a nice mood of explanation.
Nov 8 2010 2:27AM
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Cthulhu
Posts: 528 - Karma: 21
what i got from this thread is a 13 year old kid wants to tell the world he smokes hella weed and that he is to much of a pussy to tell his parents to fuck off and that hes not pissing in some cup
Nov 8 2010 9:59AM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
what i got from this post was you are some idiot with no reading comprehension skills whatsoever, he thought he could be funny by making totally irrelevant assumptions along with the probability that you are some disrespectful asshole who was kicked out of the house the day he turned 18 (assuming you are in fact 18)
Nov 8 2010 5:26PM
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Coalescent
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Thank you for making me stupider :)..

For those of you who don't understand. Stupider isn't a word.
Nov 8 2010 5:28PM
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Cthulhu
Posts: 528 - Karma: 21
no, infact i did not post to be funny, i posted because im sick of kids bitching about drug tests and their parents not letting them smoke weed, and i did not make one single assumption, if the kid did the test then he obviously didnt tell his parents that he refused to, not an assumption but an obvious understanding, i read well above my grade level so that is irelivant, and i am 18 and i am trying to move out but my family is trying to persuade me not to. and i hope you realize that calling me a disrespectfull asshole who was kicked out is in its self a irelavant statement, if you have anything else you would like to say feel free to pm me, kill my karma or give me negative feedback all are fine and have a nice day :)
Nov 8 2010 5:52PM
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HippieLetuce420
Posts: 48 - Karma: 10

just chug some bleach. its easier, and its clean lol.

nah, jk. but your way sounds like a whole lotta pissing.

Nov 8 2010 6:03PM
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Bungholio
Posts: 973 - Karma: 5
idk, im not lying tho this actually happened, the pills are large with green herbs in them that you just need to eat, i saw them and he explained to me what they were, and thats how he passed his 3 tests
Nov 8 2010 6:19PM
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fdsa
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Yo dawg I heard you like hella so I put some hella in yo hella so you can hella while you hella...
Nov 8 2010 6:25PM
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Bungholio
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Nov 8 2010 6:28PM
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adamlukowski
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Exactly. And you should also know how dangerous it is to drink so much fucking water. There is such thing as water poisoning.
Nov 8 2010 6:45PM
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p.hawks
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this
real lab tests actually test for niacin and creatine etc as well as many other things.
also, and I know this doesn't apply to the op, but im pretty sure that if you get caught like fucking with a court ordered one (aka for rehab or multiple possession charges), that its like even worse than testing positive.
Nov 8 2010 6:46PM
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pmw
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you are seriously fucking retarded....
Nov 8 2010 9:03PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i've used these before and they worked like a charm. legit lab test for a job. quit puffin' three days before and then used these things. passed with flying colors.
Nov 8 2010 9:14PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
your shit is now hella laced
Nov 8 2010 9:25PM
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J_jibbs
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haha of course it was hella dank weed. never heard that one before...
Nov 8 2010 9:37PM
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Bungholio
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thank you! they do exist! lolol
Nov 12 2010 6:45PM
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GayWolf420
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Heres what you do. You mix several cough syrups, perscription pills, cocaine and weed along with some liquor on a blender. Then you drink it. It should help you.
Nov 12 2010 6:48PM
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Bodhisattva_
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are you implying people that smoke are stupid?
Dec 22 2010 5:27PM
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ReignMan
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you can easily dilute a drug test...
Dec 22 2010 5:36PM
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dex.
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the reason you passed is because youre 6'1 and 150. im 6'0 and 155 and passed one after only about 14 hours after smoking. its because we have 0 fat for thc to store in
Dec 22 2010 5:38PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
That statement is so grammatically incorrect that I find it hard to believe you read above your grade level. And if you're 18, you're probably a senior, soo what constitutes reading above grade level? You read as well as someone who's no longer in high school? congratulations... many people who aren't in high school can't even read...

"Disrespectfull"?? is it full of disrespect, or is it disrespectful...
"its self"?? it is self, or is it itself...
"irelavant"?? what is this? I don't even... you must have meant irrelevant...
Dec 22 2010 5:47PM
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Tha_Wizard
Posts: 836 - Karma: 1,249
my daddy doesnt care if i smoke "hella weed" XD
but on a serious note you you just got lucky on the home test.
its easier to just tell them yeah i smoke but its not hurting anyone doing it.
show them The Union and maybe thry will ease up
Dec 22 2010 5:58PM
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jacobie
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probably your best option
Dec 22 2010 6:09PM
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HypeBeast
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Please ban this spammer
Dec 31 2018 12:11AM
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