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How to create value with soap

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s.jeff
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Hey guys and gals, for one of my classes I need to create value out of bars of soap. This could be any type of value etc. Economic, social, sentimental, any type of value. Any ideas?
Nov 2 2010 9:42PM
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mattster
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1. melt them into an ice cube tray
2. put price tag on the tray, $1,000,000
3. call it modern art
4. now it has value.
Nov 2 2010 9:44PM
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t-roy
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soap makes us clean. is that not valuable?
Nov 2 2010 9:48PM
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thisandthatfilms
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throw it in a microwave.
Nov 2 2010 9:57PM
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matt.s
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shave bar of soap and then mix with gasoline and heat up until a very thick consistency. pour off any liquid on the top. you now have napalm.
Nov 2 2010 9:58PM
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s.jeff
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It has to be innovative. Like you can't use it for the purpose it already has
Nov 2 2010 9:59PM
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matt.s
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i can be innovative with napalm all right...
Nov 2 2010 10:01PM
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squawshredder
Posts: 129 - Karma: 15
Melt soap
place dollar inside
let soap cool in a mold
PROFIT!

Carve soap
sell as art
PROFIT!
Nov 2 2010 10:02PM
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JIBpsy^^
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film it dissolving under steam of water then time lapse it and put a caption on it that says "The lesson taught by this assignment"

Nov 2 2010 10:03PM
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beowulf
Posts: 893 - Karma: 164
The clear layer is glycerin. You can mix glycerin back in when you make soap. Or you can skim the glycerin off.

You can mix glycerin with nitric acid to make nitroglyerin.

You can mix nitroglycerin with sodium nitrate and sawdust to make dynamite.

You can blow up bridges.

You can mix nitroglycerin with more nitric acid and and parafin and make gelatin explosives.

You can blow up a building, easy.

With enough soap, you can blow up the whole world.
Nov 2 2010 10:05PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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Good idea. Make stuff like this guy does with pencils out of bars of soap.
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/4trwMe/www.greendiary.com/entry/dalton-ghetti-creates-amazing-art-on-the-tips-of-used-pencils/
Nov 2 2010 10:05PM
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connory998
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1. saw you see a Jesus in the bar of soap
2. put bar of soap on ebay
3. ???????
4. PROFIT $$$$$$$
Nov 2 2010 10:08PM
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SteezyasPie
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http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Soap-Carving
Nov 2 2010 10:12PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Soap shoes.
Nov 2 2010 10:36PM
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.AR6rider.
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Sell soap, make fight club, blow up major credit card companies with remaining soap that you just happened to make into nitroglycerine. 

Nov 2 2010 10:39PM
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thugaim
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ITT: Tyler Durden.
Nov 2 2010 10:39PM
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Malcolm
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melt a bunch of them and make one big bar of soap
Nov 2 2010 10:40PM
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