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SCIENTIST MAKES FIRST TIME MACHINE

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Bodhisattva
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Not really though. But if you had a time machine and could go back in time to one certain time or event, where would you go? I wouldn't go to an event I would just go back to the late 90's when I was just a young kid just livin' up life. Playing with legos, watching cartoons, sledding, snowball fights. All that stuff. Nothing mattered then.
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1337
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fuck you asshole
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IanAvery-Leaf
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I would be scared
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Jamerson
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I have a time machine that only goes forward. its got a blanket and a fuckin pillow
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syrup.
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This thread pissed me off. Stoke was maxed out on said time machine.
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2_fadez
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I see what you did there....
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pomme-de-terre
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that was a really good response. +k
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dex.
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if i hada time machine i would kick hitler in the nuts
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Captain_Slow
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I would do the exact same thing man, Ive worked at a daycare for 2 years and it was funny to see that literally nothing mattered to them, I guess we were all like that.
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=nick=
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nice name dude, what do you know about buddhism..?
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omnomnom
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the fact that i didnt see the name "Gnartron" in the author slot let me know this was fake.
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Bar_Down
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and then you would get brutally murdered...
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Sam.Carson
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i would go back to the first time i went to disney land
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dex.
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no. then i would defeat the entire nazi army single handed. using a only a salmon.
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theabortionator
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I stopped by to say NANS


But I honestly almost bought a camping chair time machine at a festival last year. 20 bucks, seems like a good deal but it was broken. If you went back you couldn't come forward after.
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garrettwiz
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dude same here but i wish i was my age in the late 90s
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Petey.
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I wouldn't. It's the USA's fault Hitler did what he did. If you research the relations with Germany and the States before the war (specifically the mental disorder aspect of the time) you'll realize he was only elaborating on what we started..in a really fucked up...not cool....bad person... kind of way..

But yea anyone who's read Mad In America would know
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Bar_Down
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ah truuuuu i forgot about fuckin salmon!
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drumbumocdp
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I would go back and write famous songs before famous people did.
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MADDECENT
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wow youre gay
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MothaHucker
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id go back to the time u made this thread and smash ur computer.
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black_mamba
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I'd crack open a Diet Coke and reminisce.
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garrettwiz
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yeah back to the mid to late 90s back on my old farm house would be my dream!
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syrup.
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hahaha this.
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k-rob
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i'd go back to the day i almost killed that kid in grade 5, and do it right. fucker.
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altadonkeys
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if i had a hot tub time machine i'd go back to the early 90s and throw sick tricks that nobody had ever done on skis before

and i'd blow everybody's mind by showing them an iPod
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Bodhisattva
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A good deal.
And this seems to fit this thread
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_Jesus_
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If a time machine were ever invented, wouldnt you would know because people from the future would already be here..?
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Trollolo
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- K   ?

plus time machines will never be invented, or else we'd have futuristic people walking around right now fuckin shit up with future stuff (probably really bright and flashy)
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FerrisBueller
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Legit scientists in Switzerland at the particle accelerator have been doing experiments that actually send a alpha particle into the future .008 nanoseconds. the particle disappears for the said time then re-appears when the displacement of time has occurred. Also, they sent another particle by accident what they think was .00002 nanoseconds into the past. The particle existed in two places at one time for .00002 nanoseconds, this only happened once but they concluded that they sent the particle into the past, that is why they saw two of the same particle.

Nevertheless, the energy it took to send a particle that small amount of time is insane, plus they were traveling close to the speed of light, and time travel of anything larger than 1000 carbon 14 atoms wide they say, is much to difficult.
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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depends on if you believe in the multiple reality theory or not brooooo, have you even fucking read x-men? jesus fuck!
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artfullydodged
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YOU ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH!!! DAMN YOU!!
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k-rob
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anytime you start a story with the word "legit", it's pretty much guaranteed to be bullshit.
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Bar_Down
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trolled hard i believe
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