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SCIENTIST MAKES FIRST TIME MACHINE

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Bodhisattva
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Not really though. But if you had a time machine and could go back in time to one certain time or event, where would you go? I wouldn't go to an event I would just go back to the late 90's when I was just a young kid just livin' up life. Playing with legos, watching cartoons, sledding, snowball fights. All that stuff. Nothing mattered then.
Oct 28 2010 11:34PM
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1337
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fuck you asshole
Oct 28 2010 11:35PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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I would be scared
Oct 28 2010 11:35PM
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Jamerson
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I have a time machine that only goes forward. its got a blanket and a fuckin pillow
Oct 28 2010 11:36PM
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syrup.
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This thread pissed me off. Stoke was maxed out on said time machine.
Oct 28 2010 11:36PM
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2_fadez
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I see what you did there....
Oct 28 2010 11:38PM
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pomme-de-terre
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that was a really good response. +k
Oct 28 2010 11:38PM
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dex.
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if i hada time machine i would kick hitler in the nuts
Oct 28 2010 11:39PM
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Captain_Slow
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I would do the exact same thing man, Ive worked at a daycare for 2 years and it was funny to see that literally nothing mattered to them, I guess we were all like that.
Oct 28 2010 11:39PM
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=nick=
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nice name dude, what do you know about buddhism..?
Oct 28 2010 11:39PM
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omnomnom
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the fact that i didnt see the name "Gnartron" in the author slot let me know this was fake.
Oct 28 2010 11:40PM
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Bar_Down
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and then you would get brutally murdered...
Oct 28 2010 11:40PM
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Sam.Carson
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i would go back to the first time i went to disney land
Oct 28 2010 11:41PM
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dex.
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no. then i would defeat the entire nazi army single handed. using a only a salmon.
Oct 28 2010 11:42PM
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theabortionator
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I stopped by to say NANS


But I honestly almost bought a camping chair time machine at a festival last year. 20 bucks, seems like a good deal but it was broken. If you went back you couldn't come forward after.
Oct 28 2010 11:43PM
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garrettwiz
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dude same here but i wish i was my age in the late 90s
Oct 28 2010 11:44PM
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Petey.
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I wouldn't. It's the USA's fault Hitler did what he did. If you research the relations with Germany and the States before the war (specifically the mental disorder aspect of the time) you'll realize he was only elaborating on what we started..in a really fucked up...not cool....bad person... kind of way..

But yea anyone who's read Mad In America would know
Oct 28 2010 11:44PM
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Bar_Down
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ah truuuuu i forgot about fuckin salmon!
Oct 28 2010 11:44PM
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drumbumocdp
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I would go back and write famous songs before famous people did.
Oct 28 2010 11:44PM
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MADDECENT
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wow youre gay
Oct 28 2010 11:46PM
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MothaHucker
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id go back to the time u made this thread and smash ur computer.
Oct 28 2010 11:46PM
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black_mamba
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I'd crack open a Diet Coke and reminisce.
Oct 28 2010 11:47PM
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garrettwiz
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yeah back to the mid to late 90s back on my old farm house would be my dream!
Oct 28 2010 11:47PM
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syrup.
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hahaha this.
Oct 29 2010 12:05AM
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k-rob
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i'd go back to the day i almost killed that kid in grade 5, and do it right. fucker.
Oct 29 2010 12:07AM
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altadonkeys
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if i had a hot tub time machine i'd go back to the early 90s and throw sick tricks that nobody had ever done on skis before

and i'd blow everybody's mind by showing them an iPod
Oct 29 2010 12:41AM
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Bodhisattva
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A good deal.
And this seems to fit this thread
Oct 29 2010 12:46AM
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_Jesus_
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If a time machine were ever invented, wouldnt you would know because people from the future would already be here..?
Oct 29 2010 12:47AM
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Trollolo
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- K   ?

plus time machines will never be invented, or else we'd have futuristic people walking around right now fuckin shit up with future stuff (probably really bright and flashy)
Oct 29 2010 12:49AM
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FerrisBueller
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Legit scientists in Switzerland at the particle accelerator have been doing experiments that actually send a alpha particle into the future .008 nanoseconds. the particle disappears for the said time then re-appears when the displacement of time has occurred. Also, they sent another particle by accident what they think was .00002 nanoseconds into the past. The particle existed in two places at one time for .00002 nanoseconds, this only happened once but they concluded that they sent the particle into the past, that is why they saw two of the same particle.

Nevertheless, the energy it took to send a particle that small amount of time is insane, plus they were traveling close to the speed of light, and time travel of anything larger than 1000 carbon 14 atoms wide they say, is much to difficult.
Oct 29 2010 12:56AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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depends on if you believe in the multiple reality theory or not brooooo, have you even fucking read x-men? jesus fuck!
Oct 29 2010 12:59AM
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artfullydodged
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YOU ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH!!! DAMN YOU!!
Oct 29 2010 1:22AM
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k-rob
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anytime you start a story with the word "legit", it's pretty much guaranteed to be bullshit.
Oct 29 2010 1:39AM
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Bar_Down
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trolled hard i believe
Oct 29 2010 1:44AM
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