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How to make a giant lightswitch..

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Heinzler
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so im gonna be a lightswitch this year for halloween and i need some idea on how to make it. any help= 10/10 for you!
Oct 27 2010 7:40PM
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ButteredToast.
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I thought you meant like a huge 4 foot by 6 foot lightswitch that you'd put in the wall and like have to hang on to turn off...

and i thought sick! I want to make one!

Then realized you were asking how to...

D:
Oct 27 2010 7:42PM
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Dainsey
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well...you have to put the switch right on your crotch of course...
i would just get an all white outfit (white t, white pants white shoes, paint your face white?)
get a cardboard rectangular box, put it right where yo penis is and then walk around all night asking girls to "turn you on"
Oct 27 2010 7:42PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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white cardboard
make switch out of cardboard
cut out rectangle and put dowel behind white thing as axis for cardboard switch
Oct 27 2010 7:43PM
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bibs_skibum
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this.
Oct 27 2010 7:43PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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whit cardboard, put your dick through a hole in it and call it the switch.

Tell the girls that you are wind powered and have to blow on the switch to turn you on
Oct 27 2010 7:45PM
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Che~
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win
Oct 27 2010 7:46PM
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vandersteeze
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Step one find a box
Step two put your dick in a box
Step 3 open the box
Oct 27 2010 8:03PM
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Heinzler
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hahaha quite the win good sir. i'd put you at 10/10 but you already are
Oct 28 2010 3:50PM
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Balto
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no...
Oct 28 2010 3:51PM
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BigJew
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Oct 28 2010 3:55PM
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dubaiski
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have a medium sized one on your crotch and go up to irls and say "wanna turn me on?" I dont see a way in which that wouldn't work.
Oct 28 2010 3:58PM
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BootySpunk.
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Amazing...
Oct 28 2010 4:00PM
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ButteredToast.
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Put SWAG on the top of the switch, so you can turn your swag on.

Only downside is people might think its funny to turn your swag off... then you're helpless.
Oct 29 2010 6:15PM
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maximiliaan
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hahaha
Oct 29 2010 6:17PM
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cooper.fry
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hahaha
Nov 4 2010 5:58PM
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dex.
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you really bumped this thread, that is now completely irrelevant, just to say "haha"?
Nov 4 2010 6:00PM
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E.C.
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yes i think he did.
Nov 4 2010 6:50PM
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