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Dumping while wearing ski boots

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gfanuckaa
Posts: 536 - Karma: 314
sucks. somewhat challenging, somewhat akward, but you know your just too lazy to take off the boots do the biz and put em back on. could be the worst part about a trip to the hill
Oct 24 2010 7:59PM
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LaxTheEast
Posts: 73 - Karma: 14
ok
Oct 24 2010 8:23PM
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FreeBallin
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you must be a big fan of 1 pieces?
Oct 24 2010 8:27PM
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gnarles.
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i no what you meen
Oct 24 2010 8:45PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9210 - Karma: 5,357
haha. I don't think I've ever shit at the hill.
Oct 24 2010 8:46PM
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fratskier69
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haha this is my favourite thread ever

Oct 24 2010 8:53PM
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Mike-O
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It really is a one-of-a-kind experience.
Oct 24 2010 8:54PM
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mason-
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i hate doing this, but have become a master at it
Oct 24 2010 8:59PM
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Elmo.
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Oct 24 2010 9:00PM
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Way*Mo
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It's even worse when the floor is smooth marble. They slip around everywhere.
Oct 24 2010 9:00PM
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Utard
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yeah the boots pull your thighs forwards and restrict your sphincter
Oct 24 2010 9:00PM
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MEOWZERS
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LOL
Oct 24 2010 9:01PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7268 - Karma: 33,300
Wiping while wearing a tall t is a pain in the ass.
Oct 24 2010 9:59PM
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Chompo.
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I have only done it a couple times, and it sucks.
Oct 24 2010 9:59PM
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Jwenz
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is it really that much of an issue to require a thread?
Oct 24 2010 10:24PM
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Blandct
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I think so. Deff not an easy task.
Oct 24 2010 10:29PM
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A-A-RON
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and it sucks when the floor is covered in nasty dirt and water and shit and you pull your snow pants down and their like sitting in the water shit... bad experiences
Oct 24 2010 10:29PM
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A-A-RON
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they're* for you grammar freaks
Oct 24 2010 10:30PM
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The_Future
Posts: 1418 - Karma: 607
Challenging, yet there is no better feeling in the world upon completion.  Skiing after pooping= big win.
Oct 24 2010 10:32PM
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steezee5
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"condition is 8/10, some fraying and normal shit water stains on the heels"
Oct 24 2010 10:32PM
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Jwenz
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you guys are just a bunch of pussys. just deal with it. its not bad
Oct 24 2010 10:39PM
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A-A-RON
Posts: 225 - Karma: 62
let us have our fun
Oct 24 2010 10:40PM
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Jwenz
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no, simply because i hate reading dumb nonsense that clutters the forum like this
Oct 24 2010 10:41PM
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A-A-RON
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also this thread made me think of this video... can't embed right now sorry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjCKxgKIWjU



Oct 24 2010 10:44PM
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ski93
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 83
when you sit down it feels like you can't pull your snowpants down all the way, that's the worst part imo
Oct 24 2010 10:48PM
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468

hahahahaha my friend nailed a piece of wood to the inside of the door on one of the stalls so you can put your feet up. its way easier.

Oct 24 2010 10:52PM
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iLLbiLLy
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 2,631
so true.. also trying to pee with suspenders that are under a shirt.
Oct 24 2010 10:54PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
Yes this is true
Oct 24 2010 10:55PM
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Ehh...
Posts: 1897 - Karma: 1,423
Can someone please explain to me how this is skiier gabber?
Oct 24 2010 10:59PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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I have never skied a day without pooping cuz I love it. I poop, wipe, flush, wash my hands, steeze check, steeze check, steeze check, steeze check, and then ski w/out poop in my butt. I love it.
Oct 24 2010 11:01PM
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J-Evs
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fucking sucks so bad
i try to avoid as much as possible
Oct 24 2010 11:05PM
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j.saaaarela
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best thread of 2010 right here
Oct 24 2010 11:15PM
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84west
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hahaha
Oct 24 2010 11:22PM
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Malcolm
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its quite the hassle. you have to take off all your layers of to get to your suspenders so you can pull your pants down.
Oct 24 2010 11:26PM
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FreeBallin
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really!? I am so lost. I shit all the time while I am skiing. I dont see why its so hard to pull ski pants down? I mean, most of us have our pants hanging past our asses anyway...just slide those boxers down and drop a turtle!

Although I full understand the shit water on the floor...that does truly suck haha.
Oct 24 2010 11:29PM
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dex.
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especially when the toilets are nasty and you have to hover shit. one time when i was little i slipped while a poo was half out and landed on it
Oct 24 2010 11:29PM
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Captain_Slow
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lmaoo this
Oct 24 2010 11:38PM
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ISKIBC
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yes unfortunately
Oct 24 2010 11:39PM
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RAWLAN
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i cant even count the number of times ive accidentaly pissed on my jacket, tall tee, hoodie, etc
Oct 24 2010 11:40PM
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jorb.co
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hahahahahahahha you are my favourite. maybe.
Oct 25 2010 12:34AM
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hellyeaaaah
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I hate shitting in public at all, it's much more comfortable at home
Oct 25 2010 1:08AM
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LockyK
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i've done it once. was awesome.

nearly slipped in the bowl and put it all back up there.
Oct 25 2010 1:08AM
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Yung_Gnarley
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YAY.
Oct 25 2010 1:09AM
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willy_baller
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I thought thats what you used the tall tee for..... oops
Oct 25 2010 1:10AM
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CassiusClay
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Thats why I always plan ahead:

-Eat breakfast, fill up now cause lunch time is wasted time.

- Get to the mountain early, walk to nearest bathroom after parking and take a shit before putting boots on.

- Don't eat lunch, problem solved.

Oct 25 2010 1:12AM
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NoBigDeal
Posts: 2790 - Karma: 629
I like where this thread is going
Oct 25 2010 1:21AM
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Ftacnik
Posts: 1997 - Karma: 111
Are you serious?
Oct 25 2010 1:42AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
its annoying as fuck, I think its because my ski boots are taller than normal shoes and they make my knees go up higher than im used to, it feels funny on my ass cheeks...
Oct 25 2010 1:46AM
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Ftacnik
Posts: 1997 - Karma: 111
It's even worse when it's a really low toilet seat.
Oct 25 2010 1:47AM
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Kevski
Posts: 7056 - Karma: 2,785
HAHAHAHA only on NS. This is the best thread I've read today. The worst part is I can relate to it. The best part is remembering the feeling when you go out for your afternoon, free of discomfort and feeling so much lighter.
Oct 25 2010 1:51AM
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Gorno
Posts: 266 - Karma: 28

Hahaha oh shit... that was great.

And to Jwenz, yes this was definitely thread worthy... and if you don't like it then quickly and quitely GTFO :)

Oct 25 2010 1:53AM
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