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Skiing Backward Through Trees

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spen-cer
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I am currently in Montreal wearing a Salomon ski shirt that has the saying "Skiing backwards since 1997" on it. Some American kid from Long Island, New York just walked up to me and asked if my shirt meant what he thought it meant. I was a little confused and let him read my shirt. He then says to me, "Where I'm from, skiing backwards means you're gay. In the states, the saying "skiing backwards through trees," means you are hoping to get a tree branch stuck up your ass." I have NEVER heard this before being from Canada so is it actually a legitimate saying in the states anywhere?

I'm still a little bit taken aback, i was standing with my girlfriend and he asked me if I was gay aha
Oct 21 2010 11:16AM
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saucybiscuits
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you shouldve asked if he wanted to feel your branch
Oct 21 2010 11:17AM
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.Max.
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Hahaha I've never heard that, sounds like the kid was fucking with you.
Oct 21 2010 11:17AM
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rockjumper
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Hmmmmm... Sounds like you just got rolled by some american kid. Never heard that before.
Oct 21 2010 11:20AM
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skithesprings
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thanks to urban dictionary

Skiing: Usually when a girl sits or lays between two guys and places both her hands onto the guys penises and gives them a hand-job at the same time!

No mention of skiing backwards was made though...
Oct 21 2010 11:33AM
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spen-cer
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he definitely wasn't messing with me, he was straight faced seemed to genuinely think my shirt was saying I was gay hah
Oct 21 2010 11:35AM
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WikiWiki
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shouldve punched him in his guido face

but I have heard of skiing meaning double handjob


Oct 21 2010 11:38AM
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Lemuel
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This thread is LOLZ. I have never heard that before haha.
Oct 21 2010 11:39AM
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I_Am_Mod
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that's why i never call it skiing backwards, but switch or fakie...

+you'd have to be pretty gay to ski backwards through the trees, hoping to get a branch stuck in your rectum....
Oct 21 2010 11:47AM
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Shreddysaurus
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really gay
Oct 21 2010 11:49AM
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Oreos
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it seems there are better ways to get something shoved up your ass. low probability way of getting butt fucked. maybe one for the closet gays, "oooops don't know how that got there.....!"
Oct 21 2010 11:51AM
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Benhamine
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Wait a minute here. So what your saying is that apparently Im gay?!?
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Oct 21 2010 11:57AM
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-dva-
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Oct 21 2010 12:07PM
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DockEllis
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Yes, soooo gay
Oct 21 2010 12:09PM
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chardi
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thats actually really funny because the first thing i thought was that is the coolest shirt, and you just happened to run into the one tourist who thought it meant something different. that is really really funny.
Oct 21 2010 12:14PM
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geteducated
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i don't know why anyone would want to ski backwards through trees, 'just because'. retards.

ever heard of the saying running backwards through a cornfield? that guy said the equivalent.
Oct 21 2010 12:14PM
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quixotic
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"I love skiing backwards... incase you didn't notice!"
Oct 21 2010 12:15PM
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thisandthatfilms
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i see what you did there
Oct 21 2010 12:17PM
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Brenone
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He was from Long Island what did you expect?

(Discalimer: I am from LI) haha
Oct 21 2010 12:22PM
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Chompo.
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YOU GOT RICK ROLLED
Oct 21 2010 12:26PM
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Mezmerize19
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New York-er here. never heard that shit in my life
Oct 21 2010 12:27PM
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I_Am_Mod
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because you have no trees in the city ....
Oct 21 2010 1:32PM
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Mr.Gaga
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My god seems like we're all homos.
Oct 21 2010 2:25PM
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easiestEC
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i've heard it but i thought it was dumb. everyone else is just pissed they can't ski backwards
Oct 21 2010 2:30PM
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snowking249
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Haha thats some funny shit
Oct 21 2010 2:35PM
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smooticus
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Thats some good ol merican shit talk there. You got bitched
Oct 21 2010 3:41PM
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pkityyy
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people ski backwards?

Oct 21 2010 3:45PM
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gnarshrelpt
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he may have just heard a different version of running backwards through a corn field?
Oct 21 2010 4:41PM
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little1337
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stupid americans






































oh wait
Oct 21 2010 4:56PM
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