you're lucky im not there for your birthday sake boy, otherwise i'd get you reeeeeeeeal fucked up, make you hit on dirty ass hoes, put a godzilla mask on your head and run around downtown vancouver terrorizing japanese people by yelling, 'run, run, I am Godzilla, and Im going to ruin you homeland!' And then id buy you a whore, and after you couldnt get it up, me and you would go on a date to the hospital so you could get your stomach pumped!
I bet you wish you were here.
have a good one buddy
Chris Mayse: What kind of a woman doesn't give head?
Me: Lots of women don't, dude.
Chris Mayse: No Schmuck, those aren't women, they're called dykes.